what would you do....

grames_bond

ok heres a question for the bgrh brothers:
totally hypothetical situation:

you are away from home....lets say in a b&b in...kilkenny, three lads in a room, you, one of your bgrh brothers, and a weird little freak who follows you, in the middle of the night, while you are trying to sleep, you hear a noise which turns out to be the little freak.....fwappin away (with you 2 literally 1 and 3 feet away)

what would you do?....

Galvasean

Turn off the porno?

Zaph

grames_bond wrote: »

ok heres a question for the bgrh brothers:
totally hypothetical situation:

orestes

Something you wanna share about Kilkenny last year during the festival Graham?

grames_bond

orestes wrote: »

Something you wanna share about Kilkenny last year during the festival Graham?

it wasnt last year....it was the year before hand, and it was me, galvasean was the bgrh bro and the little freaks name was EDIT and.....this is a hypothetical situation....it never happened!

Galvasean

I'll let ya'all know taht I had absolutely nothing to do with what he is referring to here.

trout

Exactly how long did you 'observe' this behaviour ... seconds, minutes ?

Galvasean

Hey hey hey grames, lets not name names... especially mine! :mad:

grames_bond

trout wrote: »

Exactly how long did you 'observe' this behaviour ... seconds, minutes ?

he didnt last very long!

Galvasean wrote: »

Hey hey hey grames, lets not name names... especially mine! :mad:

you name is not galvasean....i got rid of that w@nkers name!

Galvasean

grames_bond wrote: »

i got rid of that w@nkers name!

How appropriate. :cool:

jester77

Well, whatever you's were at, just make sure that ye don't eat crackers in bed, crumbs are a no no! :pac:

trout

well ... what DID you do ?

Galvasean

Joined in AFAIK

grames_bond

Galvasean wrote: »

Joined in AFAIK

dude....that is disgusting!

trout wrote: »

well ... what DID you do ?

i killed him...i just want to know if you would have done the same thing

Galvasean

Stop lying grames, tell your brothers what REALLY happened!

trout

grames_bond wrote: »

i killed him...i just want to know if you would have done the same thing

Oh. For sure ... just have to be careful where you hit him ... try not to ... eh ... touch ... anything

Galvasean

I'm just glad its all behind us.

*touches wood*

edit: two seriously bad choices of phrase there.

orestes

This thread is so full of wrongness

grames_bond

....we poured milk on him....

Doctor DooM

You should have hosed him down.


With water.

justsomebloke

orestes wrote: »

This thread is so full of wrongness

so so so wrong

Doctor DooM

jsb wrote: »

so so so wrong

It's so bad and wrong they should make a new word... Badong!

Thanks for that, Kung Pow.

Galvasean

grames_bond wrote: »

....we poured milk on him....

Actually he poured the milk on his own free will. it was the shampoo we got him with.

Jay P

But isn't it all hypothetical...

grames_bond

Galvasean wrote: »

Actually he poured the milk on his own free will. it was the shampoo we got him with.

...in his hair, it was white....he didnt notice......or he did and thaught it was somethin else, and didnt mention it!

AlmightyCushion

Did you help finish him off? It's the least a friend should do.

justsomebloke

Jay P wrote: »

But isn't it all hypothetical...

it seems grames choice of words like his choice of friends is somewhat wrong

Maple

Thread = big fat fail.

justsomebloke

the only problem is now if both grames and galvasen go to the beers
we will all be wondering what they are going to be doing later on to "amuse" themselves if they don't get lucky

Kur4mA

I'd kick him in the nuts.

grames_bond

jsb wrote: »

the only problem is now if both grames and galvasen go to the beers
we will all be wondering what they are going to be doing later on to "amuse" themselves if they don't get lucky

with the head on me with not a case of "if" its "when" i dont get lucky....but dont worry im not that f*ckin sick

jsb wrote: »

it seems grames choice of words like his choice of friends is somewhat wrong

i wanted to start it hypothetically but orestes kind of rumbled me, (again: bad choice of words ) and i got more responces when people knew it actually happened!

and trust me, this little freak is NOT my friend, he just tagged along to spare me and galvasean payin 100 each approx!.....i think i would have prefered payin the €100

Maple

jsb wrote: »

the only problem is now if both grames and galvasen go to the beers
we will all be wondering what they are going to be doing later on to "amuse" themselves if they don't get lucky

True enough. A nice game of Soggy Biscuit perhaps.

grames_bond

maple wrote: »

True enough. A nice game of Soggy Biscuit perhaps.

i dont know what that is.....and i dont think i want to know! :eek:

ruthiedv

Well Grames, I can tell you what I did in a similar situation where I landed up sharing a room with a girl I didn't know very well, who turned out to be a big lezzer:D
When she started rubbing against me while pretending to be asleep, I moved away. When she kept at it, I found that saying,"Oh for f*ck sake" quite loudly did the trick.
And while I realise that,for you guys, two wimmins at it is a bit of a fantasy and all that, put yourselves in my position( ) with some guy rubbing against you that's not even particularly attractive.
I'd say you got off lightly Grames, considering that he was only buffing his banana. Unless you were his inspiration:eek:

Zaph

grames_bond wrote: »

i wanted to start it hypothetically but orestes kind of rumbled me, (again: bad choice of words ) and i got more responces when people knew it actually happened!

In fairness, the scenario was so specific that it wouldn't take Sherlock Holmes to figure out that it wasn't hypothetical.

justsomebloke

Zaph wrote: »

In fairness, the scenario was so specific that it wouldn't take Sherlock Holmes to figure out that it wasn't hypothetical.

I think it was more the fact that he highlighted totally so I didn't even have to read the scenario.

So I am now thinking the subconsciously he wanted everyone to know about this experience and that's just a little creepy in itself

Fajitas!

maple wrote: »

Thread = big fat fail.

+1

Tom Dunne

grames_bond wrote: »

what would you do?....

Take the picture of his mother away from him.

Slow Motion

Lads, I know our standards are pretty low, but this thread smells of AH, among other things!

grames_bond

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Take the picture of his mother away from him.

post of the month!!

Maple

grames_bond wrote: »

i dont know what that is.....and i dont think i want to know! :eek:

Google is your friend.

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Take the picture of his mother away from him.

ROFL!

Tom Dunne

grames_bond wrote: »

post of the month!!

*bows*

ruthiedv

Careful now Tom, bowing can be a dangerous business

Will

Sounds like your little romantic weekend was broke up by a guy fapping...

I'd rather pay an extra €100 to be left alone and not have some weirdo fap while I try to sleep. exceedingly homo-erotic there lads. Maybe bring it to personal issues or something. Better yet head to a psychologist/psychiatrist and have a chat with him.

on further thought... sounds like a weird irish version of brokeback mountain.

"Two friends and one oddball embark on a weekend away. Strange and unexplainable things happen in a little B&B..."
*queue dramatic music*

Galvasean

Congratulations grames, youve managed to make a complete show of both of us in front of our new associates.
:rolleyes: Cant take that lad anywhere these days, not even teh internets!

DJ_Spider

Galvasean wrote: »

Cant take that lad anywhere these days

Except to appologise!

Maple

ROFL @ Wilburt.

An Irish version of BrokeBack Mountain. Classic.

big b

When I started working offshore - feck, so many years ago now:eek:, the norm was 4-man cabins, with 2 on dayshift & 2 on nights.
Anyway, I got stuck sharing with this guy who insisted on ripping the head off it every night. I was top bunk on one side of the room, he was bottom bunk on the other.
So, after a few uncomfortable nights, I suggested to him that he might want to consider he was sharing the room, he replied that the cabin was his home for 6 months a year & he'd pull his pudding if he wanted to. We eventually agreed that he'd ask me to get him a coffee & that it'd take me at least 10 minutes to return. His input to this scheme was choking the bishop a bit earlier in the evening.

Anyway, this is all a bit gross, even for pub talk!

Tom Dunne

big b wrote: »

Anyway, this is all a bit gross, even for pub talk!

Couldn't agree more.

I think this thread has run it's course.