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Talking Clock

Mossin · 2008-05-16 11:29:31

Following a night out with a few friends, a man brought them back to show off his new flat. After the grand tour, the visitors were rather perplexed by the large gong taking pride of place in the lounge. 'What's that big brass gong for?' one of the guests asked 'Why, that's my Talking Clock' the man replied. 'How does it…

16-05-2008 11:29am

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Mossin

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Following a night out with a few
friends, a man brought them back to show
off his new flat.

After the
grand tour, the visitors were rather perplexed by the large gong
taking pride
of place in the lounge.

'What's that big brass gong for?' one of the
guests asked

'Why, that's my Talking Clock' the man replied.

'How does it work?'

'I'll show you', the man said, giving the gong an
ear-shattering blow with
an unpadded hammer.

Suddenly, a voice from
the other side of the wall screamed, 'For, F****sake,
you C****, it's twenty
to two in the F***ing
morning!!'

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#2 16-05-2008 12:58pm

xzanti

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I just lolled in my office

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#3 16-05-2008 1:22pm

antodeco

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Lol! I gotta get me a gong!

Rated!

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#4 16-05-2008 3:16pm

Havermeyer

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Very good indeed.

Have some stars.

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#5 16-05-2008 3:27pm

kjt

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Haha great thanks!

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#6 16-05-2008 7:07pm

fred funk }{

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Nice 1

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#7 16-05-2008 7:12pm

Thrill

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Great stuff. More stars for you.

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