Giving up sex

jester77

Brethern, I came across (literally) a disturbing article where scientists state that each time you shoot a load you are basically shooting out, and I quote

Crazy Scientists wrote:

... two pieces of New York steak, ten eggs, six oranges, and two lemons combined.

Now the latter two I wouldn't be concerned about, but the first two do raise some issues. Are we sacrificing ourselves by having sex and should we just eat more to compensate? What you think?

Latchy

Great for keeping your weight down/ keeping fit the ol sex

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This is not good, please delete this thread in case any Calorie-Counting wimmins happen upon it.

Mods, I demand it.

Star Lord

But look at all the goodness they're getting, concentrated!!!
Meal replacement, plus they have to feed us up to replenish us!

Radharc na Sleibhte

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

Meal replacement, plus they have to feed us up to replenish us!

Win, win.
Let the wimmin know I say.

Latchy

Well after reading that very intresting article i now know why i am feeling run down , i blame the womon

Ginny

I'm guessing the men of BGRH would rather die younger and satisfied?

Dragan

GinnyJo wrote: »

I'm guessing the men of BGRH would rather die younger and satisfied?

Well any man worth his salt hopes to be sexed to death by a super hot lady cheer leading team or something.

At least, i know i do.

Ciaran500

The semen also contains a lot of vital energy, so an ejaculation also means a great loss of vital energy.
WTF is vital energy?

Also a quick google says there is 150mg of protein in your average ejaculate, a steak has about 30g of protein. This girl is talking bollocks.

jester77

Ciaran500 wrote: »

WTF is vital energy?

It's being able to tilt the pint glass those last few cm's so you don't miss a drop!

Ciaran500 wrote: »

Also a quick google says there is 150mg of protein in your average ejaculate, a steak has about 30g of protein. This girl is talking bollocks.

Ah, but you must remember, we're not average men

Malari

Ciaran500 wrote: »

The semen also contains a lot of vital energy, so an ejaculation also means a great loss of vital energy.
WTF is vital energy?

Doesn't mean anything - sounds like the kind of crap they come up with for cosmetics ads.

By the way, article is flawed, the amount of energy in an average ejaculate is about 5 calories!

ruthiedv

It says that the semen contains the nutritional value of all that food, not the fat or any of that good stuff.
So no need to worry,I'd say,fellas, nutrional content is the bit of the food you BGRHs are the least interested in.
Plus, if you tell your wimmins that it's full of nutrition, they'll be on you before you can say "Eh"...look at how many eat that special K rubbish.
(And yes, I know that nutritional value is calories and all that stuff, but it sounds so much better if you just say nutrition, like vitamins and that...us wimmins love that stuff)

Nevyn

jester77 wrote: »

Brethern, I came across (literally) a disturbing article where scientists state that each time you shoot a load you are basically shooting out, and I quote



Now the latter two I wouldn't be concerned about, but the first two do raise some issues. Are we sacrificing ourselves by having sex and should we just eat more to compensate? What you think?

If you are that concerned then you can always eat it your self to replenish your 'reserves',
waddya mean you don't like snoballs and creampies ?

Overheal

Connundrum!

Low on food money, AND horny.

wtf am I gonna do!?

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I guess a little malnutrition won't kill me too quickly :cool:

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Thaedydal wrote: »

If you are that concerned then you can always eat it your self to replenish your 'reserves',
waddya mean you don't like snoballs and creampies ?

omg. :eek:

Overheal

Thaedydal wrote: »

If you are that concerned then you can always eat it your self to replenish your 'reserves',
waddya mean you don't like snoballs and creampies ?

Oh thats násty.

jester77

Thaedydal wrote: »

If you are that concerned then you can always eat it your self to replenish your 'reserves',
waddya mean you don't like snoballs and creampies ?

none of those healthy options for the brothers, now maybe if it was deepfried :eek:

Latchy

GinnyJo wrote: »

I'm guessing the men of BGRH would rather die younger and satisfied?

Rather than older and dying in the sack ,yes

Dragan wrote: »

Well any man worth his salt hopes to be sexed to death by a super hot lady cheer leading team or something.

At least, i know i do.

Bring em on ,way to go ,way to way to go , ra ra ra

Thaedydal wrote: »

If you are that concerned then you can always eat it your self to replenish your 'reserves',
waddya mean you don't like snoballs and creampies ?

Like cod liver oil just swallow in one go to avoid taste

pendude

u cant go without sex longer than 2 weeks...or ur balls will explode ;D
a small cabooom in ya pants ;D

Cormic

pendude wrote: »

u cant go without sex longer than 2 weeks...or ur balls will explode

I hate text speak but this man does make a valid point.

Galvasean

pendude wrote: »

u cant go without sex longer than 2 weeks...or ur balls will explode ;D

Dude, learn to masturbate.

milod

Galvasean wrote: »

Dude, learn to masturbate.

This is surely the answer?

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The ultimate perpetual motion machine, you could live forever...

pendude

milod wrote: »

This is surely the answer?

[NSFW]

The ultimate perpetual motion machine, you could live forever...

lol
oh man, thats sick
gotta find me a man now
anyone?

Overheal

For **** sake put a NSFW warning on that one! Muppets.