Cunning Linguistics.

ruthiedv

Anyone know any good tongue twisters? It's all good practice for getting that last lick of curry sauce out of the tray, y'know;)
(I have a funny feeling I might get locked:D)

Rob_l

huh

armour87

Unique New York x 1000

admiralofthefleet

ruthiedv wrote: »

(I have a funny feeling I might get locked:D)

sure go ahead, its a lovely evening for sitting in the garden drinking a box of lager

ChewChew

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

sure go ahead, its a lovely evening for sitting in the garden drinking a box of lager

no its not. its bloody freezing:eek:

grames_bond

"red lorry yellow lorry" over and over really get that tongue strong for eating out.....at a fancy restaraunt!

i cant even say it properly slowly

justsomebloke

after the "head" thread has anyone else mis read the thread title, or am i only only dirty fecker

trout

jsb wrote: »

after the "head" thread has anyone else mis read the thread title, or am i only only dirty fecker

nope ... I'm tripping up over the single entendres. So long as it's clean ... we'll all be fine.

Read this thread with tongue firmly in cheek



*hand hovers over the 'Lock' button*

gcgirl

"dining at the pink taco stand"

or

Moneypenny to James Bond: "You’re such a cunning linguist, James, is that how you get the girls?

Sherifu

Damn I read that thread title too fast.

Carry on

DetectivFoxtrot

'Peggy Bab Cock'
say it really fast 10 times

also

'she sells sea shells on the sea shore'

ShayK1

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

ShayK1

Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."

So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.

gollyitsolly

Old Oily Olly Oils Old Oily Autos. Say it fast till you dribble.....

Latchy

I saw a saw in warsaw and of all the saws i ever saw, i never saw a saw like the saw i saw in warsaw

justsomebloke

beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer carrot beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer

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jsb wrote: »

carrot

stfu Salad boy. :mad:

justsomebloke

DesF wrote: »

stfu Salad boy. :mad:

what? the whole point is that it is a tongue twister. So could you finish saying it

ruthiedv

gollyitsolly wrote: »

Old Oily Olly Oils Old Oily Autos. Say it fast till you dribble.....

Oooh Mrs, I'm all dribbly now;)

I like this one:
I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit;
and on the slitted sheet I sit.
or
I saw a ship in sight
(Good if you hook your index fingers in the corners of your mouth first)

ART6

A traditional one for yez:)

I am not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son. I'm only plucking pheasants 'til the pheasant plucker comes.

My husband is a keeper, he's a very busy man.
I try to understand him, and help him all I can,
But sometimes in the evening I feel a little dim
All alone and plucking pheasants when I'd rather pluck with him.

I'm no good at plucking pheasants, at pheasant plucking I get stuck
Though some may find it pleasant I'd rather pluck a duck
Oh plucking geese is gorgeous, I can pluck a goose with ease
Put pheasant plucking's torture 'cos they haven't any grease.

You have to pluck 'em fresh, if it's fresh they're not unpleasant
I knew a man from Dunstable who could pluck a frozen pheasant
They say the village constable had pheasant plucking sessions
With the vicar on a Sunday 'tween the first and second lessons.

I'm not a pheasant plucker, Im a pheasant plucker's friend
I'm only plucking pheasants as a means unto an end.

Ah I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's wife
And when we pluck together it's a pheasant plucking life.

Capt'n Midnight

'good blood, bad blood' repeatedly

The Sixth Sick Sheik's Sixth Sheep (sic)

Galvasean

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

'good blood, bad blood' repeatedly

I have trouble saying that once!

gollyitsolly

Very good. I like it.

Overheal

i clicked into this thread thinking of something completely different. im disappointed.

grames_bond

Overheal wrote: »

i clicked into this thread thinking of something completely different. im disappointed.

yup that was the point! :pac: but its good exercise!! ya never know when a strong tongue is gonna come in handy! :pac:

ruthiedv

Shocking Grames. Positively shocking.

grames_bond

ruthiedv wrote: »

Shocking Grames. Positively shocking.

you know you love it!!

Galvasean

Overheal wrote: »

i clicked into this thread thinking of something completely different. im disappointed.

I was expecting it to be something to do with Nigel Pinchley and his English mates using their superior linguistic skills to defeat the Minutemen of Quohog.

grames_bond

.....and drive by arguements................I DISAGREE.....

LivingDeadGirl

Which wrist watch is a swiss wrist watch?

Overheal

So how much wood can a woodchuck chuck
if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
A wood chuck can chuck as much wood as he would chuck but
he could not find the wood.
If the woodchuck could find the wood to chuck he'd chuck more wood than you.
And thats why its called a woodchuck, Chuck; they chuck the fúcking wood.

most of that was me ad-libbing

Overheal

just for reading not tongue twisting:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl msse and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig eh? And I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt

Galvasean

Yangchuanosaurus shangyouensis x4 fast

grames_bond

Galvasean wrote: »

Yangchuanosaurus shangyouensis x4 fast

thats the name of some obscure dinosaur isnt it?! i cant even say it once, slow!

Galvasean

Yang-shoe-anne-oh-saw-rus shang-you-en-sis.

Here he comes..



"Giz a kiss!"

grames_bond

Galvasean wrote: »

Yang-shoe-anne-oh-saw-rus shang-you-en-sis.

Here he comes..



"Giz a kiss!"

aww it looks like its playing a game of chasing....look at it laughing as it runs!!