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stevoman

I would like to devote my 1000th post to this man. This 1000th post signifies f*ck all i have done in work in the last year since iv been a boardie and i cannot think of any better man to devote it to. Why he wasnt elected a TD in the last election is still a mystery to me.

Please let us all bask in the political glory of this man, this icon, this legend...... JOHN BRACKEN!

Dragan

He never won because of the awesome do.

It says "I'm not a politician, hell, i'm not even smart!"

Z

ROFL the second biggest fish from clara!
Hes some legend!

He shares a joint "Z" award with Richie Kavanagh for "People who I've seen piss on an ATM machine"

stevoman

stevoman wrote: »

I would like to devote my 1000th post to this man. This 1000th post signifies f*ck all i have done in work in the last year since iv been a boardie and i cannot think of any better man to devote it to. Why he wasnt elected a TD in the last election is still a mystery to me.

Please let us all bask in the political glory of this man, this icon, this legend...... JOHN BRACKEN!

haha I remember those signs, classic! How can that be taken seriously!? Epic 100th post OP.

Sherifu

He has my #1!

RedXIV

Me and one of the lads from college got pissed at the side of the road with two of those signs!!! I even tried to move up to Clara in time to vote for him. and my mate bet 200 euro he'd get in

javaboy

And I dedicate whatever number post this is to this class act:

http://www.progressivedemocrats.ie/our_people/member/181/

stevoman

javaboy wrote: »

And I dedicate whatever number post this is to this class act:

http://www.progressivedemocrats.ie/our_people/member/181/

brilliant!

he also runs a group of mercenaries known as the clara A Team - They are soldiers of fortune, accused of a crime the didnt commit (cattle rustling)

do you love it?

**** it, there is hope for us all!

Sherifu

stevoman wrote: »

Ahahahahahaha.

Voodu Child

stevoman wrote: »

70's porn star?

stevoman

voodoo_child wrote: »

70's porn star?

you tell me? here's our man in a ron jeremy mood (ya have to love'em)

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Is that a syrup?

Cool_CM

johnbracken.ie doesn't exist anymore, quite upset about that as there was a song on it about him, maybe he's given up politics to persue other ventures, the best of luck to him!

Cool_CM

Cool_CM wrote: »

johnbracken.ie doesn't exist anymore, quite upset about that as there was a song on it about him, maybe he's given up politics to persue other ventures, the best of luck to him!

Ah ffs - I tried the site too but it didn't work. I am gutted that I never looked for it before when this song you speak of was on it.

Op thanks for this though, put a smile on my face in a ****ty day in work! Tuesday = double the ol work due to a drained brain on Monday.

FlutterinBantam

I applaud your foresight and consideration for your fellow human beings,for having the selflessness and humility to dedicate your 1000th post to this frikken legend.

Sweet Jaysus!!! look at the barnet on the fcuker!!!!!!

Please consider him for your 10,000th post.

GhostInTheRuins

I would have voted for him

javaboy

Here's the song: You might need to fix the fvck in the URL


"I am the man to vote for; sure I'm honest, loyal and true" - legend


http://www .mongrel.ie/blog/index.php/2007/05/04/what-the-fvck-is-wrong-with-this-country

javaboy

And here's a cover of Sexyback from his?? Bebo page: http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=6048572127 (Apparently he's a 47% match for Beyonce Knowles, prove if ever it was needed that those things are pure sh1te)

(The following is to the tune of Justin Timberlake's "Sexy Back")

We're voting Bracken back, .(Yeah)
To vote him in would be a load of craic,.(Yeah)
He's independent,he'll cover your back,.(Yeah)
Bump into him down at the local track. (Yeah)

Take it to the bridge.

He's forty,babe.
The ideal age to be your local fave.
He's bags of energy and rarely shaves,
And if you vote him in, he'll be your slave.

Vote Bracken,vote for him,
Vote Bracken,vote for him,
Vote Bracken,vote for him
Vote Bracken,vote for him,

We're voting Bracken back,(Yeah!)
Just vote for him and watch your money stack,(Yeah!)
He wants a re-duc-tion in income tax,(Yeah!)
Young and old, J Brackens got your back.(Yeah!)

Take it to the bridge.

He's cuddly,babe,
Offaly housewives dream of him all day,
We're sure he'd work for you for zero pay,
Just vote him in and let him have his say.

Vote Bracken,vote for him,
Vote Bracken,vote for him,
Vote Bracken,vote for him,
Vote Bracken,vote for him.

Lockstep

stevoman wrote: »

JOHN BRACKEN!

Looks like a seventies porn actor.

Cue guitar solos.



You should've seen the Green candidate for Mayo.


The mullet does nothing to dispel the notion of the Greens being a wooly jumper party.

javaboy

Required listening: http://www.mongrel.ie/blog/audio/02%20-%20Bracken%20-%20Track%202.mp3

kevmy

kickoutthejams wrote: »

You should've seen the Green candidate for Mayo.


The mullet does nothing to dispel the notion of the Greens being a wooly jumper party.

Yeah I gave that lad a 6th preference or something just on that mullet

Havermeyer

kickoutthejams wrote: »

You should've seen the Green candidate for Mayo.


The mullet does nothing to dispel the notion of the Greens being a wooly jumper party.

Which pikey settlement is he representing?

Dancor

This one is a bit bizzare, to me it says, ''vote for me or the bear gets it''

javaboy

dancor wrote: »

This one is a bit bizzare, to me it says, ''vote for me or the bear gets it''

To me it says "vote for me and there will be one less doctor in the hospital". Great. : oldrolleyes: