Did you tell?

thedizzler

Alright kids, simple enough, did you tell your first-timer that it was your first time? Backstory coming, but clue me in first please!

togster

Nope

Doctor DooM

Missed an obvious "Atari Shaguar" opportunity there OP. Bad form.

I assume I did not rock the young ladies world first time.

orestes

Of course, it was a handy excuse for the awful experience she was about to endure. Thankfully for her it didn't last long

Davidius

Well mine was just a CPU player so it wouldn't have made a difference.

We're talking about fighting games, right?

Abi

Yes, because it was. If he wasnt my first and he asked Id tell him no straight away. What is the point in lying. The details should remain private though imo.

Sherifu

Nope.

Creamy Goodness

yeah

Fremen

Pff. That's what I tell them all.
You don't have to try as hard that way.

Irish Halo

Fremen wrote: »

Pff. That's what I tell them all.
You don't have to try as hard that way.

+1

But my girlfriend of 5 years is starting get suspicious everytime I tell her it's my first time ....

AlmightyCushion

Irish Halo wrote: »

+1

But my girlfriend of 5 years is starting get suspicious everytime I tell her it's my first time ....

Tell her you have alzheimer's.

Pherekydes

It was a bit bleeding obvious, so she knew anyway.

I told number two that she was number two, too.

xsiborg

its a bit like "do you believe in santa claus?" this one...

i mean, surely you'd have some idea if the person you're with has done it before? therefore its really a question of what does it say about you that you chose to "believe" them!

thedizzler

i don't know, i think it's much, much easier for girls to lie about these things. In my case, he had asked me earlier if I was a virgin,while we were still friends, and, as things were different then and it wasn't really any of his business I just said "no" to get him off my back. Later on, things developed between us and I never really got around to saying "oh yeah, and by the way, I'm a big fat liar". Now I have a situation, in that before he appeared to not guess, but with the intermining years there has, presumably, been a shift in my...eh...performance so to speak. It's a bit late in the day to come clean.
Edit: Sorry, just to explain, we were a couple, we broke up, now, we are again.

antodeco

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Tell her you have alzheimer's.

If you had parkinsons you could just hold it yourself....

Weidii

It'd be silly to be a girl and to not tell the person it was your first time. They should know so they can go gently with you.

trout

I didn't tell ... and I didn't lie, exactly ... but she knew fine rightly

Dudess

I was fairly drunk. Don't think I said anything, just went ahead and did it.

cournioni

Nope, I'm sure she probably guessed it herself! :P

xsiborg

thedizzler wrote: »

but with the intermining years there has, presumably, been a shift in my...eh...performance so to speak. It's a bit late in the day to come clean.

if what you mean by a shift in your performance is that you learned a few new tricks while ye were broken up, that can only be a good thing now ye're back together!

i say best leave it alone. if your happy with him, and he's obviously happy with you, i dont think it'd bother him years later anyway and you might be insulted that he doesnt take it as seriously as you thought he should...

thedizzler

I'll be insulted either way this goes, cause I'm a woman and that's my right!
And btw, "new tricks"? You, sir, just got yourself on the deathlist five.

Lirange

Most of the time a guy can tell with a girl and it has nothing to do with how they're behaving. So there'd be no point in a girl attempting to lie.

For me it was a policy of don't ask don't tell.

xsiborg

thedizzler wrote: »

You, sir, just got yourself on the deathlist five.

aaargh, i have no time for that particular social networking site! :mad:

twas just my honest opinion tho, i say leave it be and dont think so much about it, just let it go and have fun, its irrelevant at this stage!

Toto Wolfcastle

My first (and only, still together) knew because I was doing the whole waiting until after the Leaving Cert thing so there was a 6 month build up to it! It was his first too.

bluto63

Nope

Dudess

Lirange wrote: »

Most of the time a guy can tell with a girl and it has nothing to do with how they're behaving.

How? Not all female virgins bleed the first time. And a girl who isn't a virgin can be tight. In fact a girl who isn't a virgin can bleed and can still experience discomfort. And it's not always uncomfortable for first-timers.

xsiborg

aaaghhh, waaaaheeeyy too much info, mental pics! lol

antodeco

Dudess wrote: »

How? Not all female virgins bleed the first time. And a girl who isn't a virgin can be tight. In fact a girl who isn't a virgin can bleed and can still experience discomfort. And it's not always uncomfortable for first-timers.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!


(got any vids/pics??)

Lirange

Dudess wrote: »

How? Not all female virgins bleed the first time.

Not all. As I said ... Most. At least a little.

Dudess wrote: »

And a girl who isn't a virgin can be tight.

Mormons.

Dudess wrote: »

In fact a girl who isn't a virgin can bleed and can still experience discomfort. And it's not always uncomfortable for first-timers.

They can pretend to be Mrs. Robinson from The Graduate and we can still tell.

Even if their first time wasn't with Patrick Bateman we will know upon close examination of the H-gate. That's what all that strange fondling before the dive is and why sometimes the CSI theme is playing in the background.

Faith

Lirange wrote: »

Not all. As I said ... Most. At least a little.

How many virgins have you screwed? And no, most don't. Some, maybe, but not most.

xsiborg

really now guys, and girls, does it REALLY matter?? :rolleyes:

juuge

xsiborg wrote: »

really now guys, and girls, does it REALLY matter?? :rolleyes:

Yes it does Father !
I was sure my first was a virgin 'till I realised I hadn't taken her tights off !

Lirange

Faith wrote: »

How many virgins have you screwed? And no, most don't. Some, maybe, but not most.

2.5

I am a member of the PIG network. That's Perverted and Improper Gynecologists. It's an information clearinghouse and database. We keep tabs and keep men educated. There doesn't need to be bleeding or perforation to leave obvious evidence.

xsiborg

juuge wrote: »

Yes it does Father !

you have a cheek calling me father when you call yourself judge!

i was just trying to say what does it matter whether he/she is a virgin or not?

Lirange

xsiborg wrote: »

i was just trying to say what does it matter whether he/she is a virgin or not?

The difference between Columbus, Magellan, and Drake vs. Fergal the Fungus from Letterkenny.

thedizzler

the simple fact of the matter, which you fine gentlemen appear to have neglected, is that if a man is well-endowed, tight is not a comparitive term. Not to cast aspirsions, of course.

xsiborg

*takes his laptop to bed and looks up google maps*... ahaaaa, there we go!

Lirange

thedizzler wrote: »

the simple fact of the matter, which you fine gentlemen appear to have neglected, is that if a man is well-endowed, tight is not a comparitive term. Not to cast aspirsions, of course.

Well little big man you forget that most use the fingering quantification protocol. Established in Amsterdam circa 1989.

xsiborg

thedizzler wrote: »

the simple fact of the matter,... is that if a man is well-endowed, tight is not a comparitive term

you're speaking in riddles, but plenty of foreplay helps!

thedizzler

...and most virgins pass said protocol. Perhaps justifying its popularity.
And did you just call me man? I am a laydee!

Edit: quips on being ladylike will earn you a place on the deathlist.

Lirange

I had no idea that Dizzler didn't have a twizzler. My apologies.

thedizzler

did you give it much thought?

tribulus

All users are assumed male until it's mentioned otherwise, there's some name for that rule. It is the internet after all.

Richie860504

No didn't tell her but that's what I told me da after he caught us.

Gummy Panda

She told me and i told her.

Then she said "None of your fancy ****, lob it into me boss!"

Lirange

thedizzler wrote: »

did you give it much thought?

I confess that I didn't make an attempt to give it any thought.

Is it true that the biggest threat to womanhood is the discovery that men have access to all the secrets of the temple? They seem to want a good navigator but don't seem to like it when men have sampled too much from the fruit of knowledge. Some say that we need to learn when to play dumb.

thedizzler

Some say there's no need to play

Lirange

Some wouldn't know the difference.

There is always a need to play.

xsiborg

thedizzler wrote: »

Some say there's no need to play

dizzler would you make up your mind what you want? geez... :rolleyes:

AlexBM

Yeah, I told. It was his first time too. We're still together, so he's also my only so far. So that was okay, worked out well on all sides really.

flanum

thedizzler wrote: »

get him off my back...."oh yeah,...I'm ...fat". It's a bit late in the day to come.
.

fixed!:pac: