How Much Would You Pay To Ride Ashley?

the flananator

This from PWInsider:

I'm reading the newest issue of Rolling Stone (with "The Hills" girls on the cover - what has this rag come to?), and there's an article about a high-end escort service in L.A. operated by a woman named "Nici" that setup women like Maxim and FHM models, porn stars, and Playboy Playmates with rich clients who would pay up to $25,000 a night. Of course, she was busted by the FBI, and the Rolling Stone article lists the names of several of Nici's escorts, one of whom is WWE Diva Ashley Massaro. It's an interesting article and worth seeking out.

So much for her girl power gimmick eh?

Mossy Monk

i wouldn't pay 25 grand to ride the most perfect woman in the whole word let alone that slag.

krudler

half if not most of the WWE roster has probably had their way with her so you'd spend the 25 grand on std treatments

ShawnRaven

You couldn't pay *ME* enough to mount that thing on a spring!
VR!

the flananator

A twist!

-- It is now coming out that there is a bikini model by the name of Ashley Massaro based out of Las Vegas. She is a few years younger than the WWE Diva, and the two are often confused because they look similar. Rolling Stone's story naming the WWE Diva could very well be a mix-up.

From Rajah

john concannon

I wonder how much anorexic Ashley Massaros there are out there?

fatal

Although I would do her,I don't really find Ashley that attractive at all.I wouldn't go out of my way to ride her

Fozzy

Meltzer just mentioned that there's another Ashley Massaro in his update today. I wonder if it was the FBI or Rolling Stone who said it was the WWE one

the flananator

I love how forum dwellers, and I'm not singling you guys out here, I'm talking smart fans across the board, say things like "Ashley is muck, I wouldn't look at her twice!" as if she would be interested in you in the first place, and anyone who says they wouldn't do Ashley I would say is either a) Gay (latenly or otherwise) b) a commited husband/boyfriend or c) has warped taste in women, because although like many of you Ashley does nothing for me personally, she is still miles ahead of 90% of the girls you see out on a Friday night, and the funny thing is most of the guys who say "I wouldn't bother my arse with a trout like Ashley!" wouldn't even have the balls to aproach a girl of Ashley's calibre in a bar anyway.

Thats just my little rant to stop this turning into another stupid "Ashley is minging!" thread. Flame me if you must.

Fozzy

the flananator wrote: »

I love how forum dwellers, and I'm not singling you guys out here, I'm talking smart fans across the board, say things like "Ashley is muck, I wouldn't look at her twice!" as if she would be interested in you in the first place, and anyone who says they wouldn't do Ashley I would say is either a) Gay (latenly or otherwise) b) a commited husband/boyfriend or c) has warped taste in women, because although like many of you Ashley does nothing for me personally, she is still miles ahead of 90% of the girls you see out on a Friday night, and the funny thing is most of the guys who say "I wouldn't bother my arse with a trout like Ashley!" wouldn't even have the balls to aproach a girl of Ashley's calibre in a bar anyway.

Thats just my little rant to stop this turning into another stupid "Ashley is minging!" thread. Flame me if you must.

Haha, I agree. I think she's far from the best looking girl in WWE, but it's not as if you'd turn your nose up at her if you met her out one night!

ShawnRaven

Fozzy wrote: »

Haha, I agree. I think she's far from the best looking girl in WWE, but it's not as if you'd turn your nose up at her if you met her out one night!

Is it so wrong for guys to have high standards?
VR!

Mossy Monk

the flananator wrote: »

I love how forum dwellers, and I'm not singling you guys out here, I'm talking smart fans across the board, say things like "Ashley is muck, I wouldn't look at her twice!" as if she would be interested in you in the first place, and anyone who says they wouldn't do Ashley I would say is either a) Gay (latenly or otherwise) b) a commited husband/boyfriend or c) has warped taste in women, because although like many of you Ashley does nothing for me personally, she is still miles ahead of 90% of the girls you see out on a Friday night, and the funny thing is most of the guys who say "I wouldn't bother my arse with a trout like Ashley!" wouldn't even have the balls to aproach a girl of Ashley's calibre in a bar anyway.

Thats just my little rant to stop this turning into another stupid "Ashley is minging!" thread. Flame me if you must.

That's me told.

Fozzy

Yeah...let's keep it on topic

the_syco

the flananator wrote: »

anyone who says they wouldn't do Ashley I would say is either a) Gay (latenly or otherwise) b) a commited husband/boyfriend or c) has warped taste in women

Someone has a major crush on Ashley

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On her MySpace page, Massaro said she was "beyond upset" and urged fans "don't believe it for a second.

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Still wouldn't touch her with a yardstick. Sable, though, is an entirely different matter:cool:

ShawnRaven

WWE got rid of the hottest thing they had for a long time, and is now currently a big reason why i watch TNA.

Her name is Christy Hemme
VR!

DRakE

Mossy Monk wrote: »

i wouldn't pay 25 grand to ride the most perfect woman in the whole word let alone that slag.

/nod.

DRakE

also, ashley is muck. far too skinny.. if she offered herself to me, i'd seriously be pissed off at myself for taking it.

who would turn down anything offered to them? no one. even tho she's waaaay too skiiny and rank

Tricity Bendix

Leave Ashley ALONE!

the flananator

b.ie curious wrote: »

Leave Ashley ALONE!

LOL.

I have to agree with VR on the TNA front; the likes of Hemme, Karen Angle, So Cal Val and Shelly Martinez blow anything WWE have away.

Rjd2

I would like to ride Victoria:eek:

DRakE

Rjd2 wrote: »

I would like to ride Victoria:eek:

seconded.

the flananator

Thirded.

fatal

fourthed

orestes

Damn, am I going fifth? Screw it, I still would

ShaneU

Wait...5 of you are picking She-man Victoria over Ashley? :eek: What is wrong with you lot? She looked really hot when she was blonde.

ShawnRaven

Dude, f*ck Victoria, i'd do Chyna over Ashley, that's how much i can't stand that yoke.
At least with Chyna, it'd be an experience you'd survive to tell the tale With Ashley, your dick would probably fall off in minutes rotting to the core.

VR!

Lita Forever

Wow..I can see there's some really mature discussion taking place here..:rolleyes:

orestes

ShaneU wrote: »

Wait...5 of you are picking She-man Victoria over Ashley? :eek: What is wrong with you lot? She looked really hot when she was blonde.

No question man, I'd definitely fcuk Victoria over Ashley, the main reason being that Victoria is hot and Ashley isn't

So which one would you go for Lita?

john concannon

Victoria isn't the hottest but I would still put her ahead of Ashley.
O.k now we can get back on topic.

chopperbyrne

I wouldn't pay to have sex with Ashley or anyone for that matter.

john concannon

chopperbyrne wrote: »

I wouldn't pay to have sex with Ashley or anyone for that matter.

May I be blunt and ask who you fancy if anyone? Men or Women.

Tricity Bendix

Rjd2 wrote: »

I would like to ride Victoria:eek:

sixthed. But I'd wait a couple of days after you guys were finished. Give the woman a bit of a chance to get her energy back, like.

validreasoning! wrote: »

Dude, f*ck Victoria, i'd do Chyna over Ashley, that's how much i can't stand that yoke.
At least with Chyna, it'd be an experience you'd survive to tell the tale With Ashley, your dick would probably fall off in minutes rotting to the core.

VR!

Chyna would probably consume you as an after-act protein snack.

Lita Forever wrote: »

Wow..I can see there's some really mature discussion taking place here..:rolleyes:

Yawn.

john concannon wrote: »

Victoria isn't the hottest but I would still put her ahead of Ashley.
O.k now we can get back on topic.

What is the topic again?

chopperbyrne

john concannon wrote: »

May I be blunt and ask who you fancy if anyone? Men or Women.

I never said I wouldn't have sex with her if the opportunity arose, but I would never pay anyone for sex.

Lita Forever

b.ie curious wrote: »

Yawn.

Funnily enough that's exactly how I felt while reading through this thread. Okay, I admit it is mildly amusing watching you all discuss which of these women you'd have sex with, when it's quiet clear that none of them would give any of you a second look if you encountered them in your day to day lives. But really it's a discussion that gets really old. Fast. And assuming all of you are over the age of 12, it's also extremely juvenile. I'd expect this type of yarn from the drunken fools down in my local, not on a forum such as this one which is well run and generally has intelligent posters and good discussion. Oh well.

Rjd2

Lita Forever wrote: »

Funnily enough that's exactly how I felt while reading through this thread. Okay, I admit it is mildly amusing watching you all discuss which of these women you'd have sex with, when it's quiet clear that none of them would give any of you a second look if you encountered them in your day to day lives. But really it's a discussion that gets really old. Fast. And assuming all of you are over the age of 12, it's also extremely juvenile. I'd expect this type of yarn from the drunken fools down in my local, not on a forum such as this one which is well run and generally has intelligent posters and good discussion. Oh well.

Oh lighten up the thread while its not going to win any prizes is a harmless bit of mildly amusing banter. Oh and judging by the non existent pop that Victoria gets on SD I think she would be flattered by al this attention.:cool:

orestes

Lita Forever wrote: »

Funnily enough that's exactly how I felt while reading through this thread. Okay, I admit it is mildly amusing watching you all discuss which of these women you'd have sex with, when it's quiet clear that none of them would give any of you a second look if you encountered them in your day to day lives. But really it's a discussion that gets really old. Fast. And assuming all of you are over the age of 12, it's also extremely juvenile. I'd expect this type of yarn from the drunken fools down in my local, not on a forum such as this one which is well run and generally has intelligent posters and good discussion. Oh well.

I know you are, but what am I?

Ah we're just having a bit of fun, don't take it so seriously, we're just messing about

Lita Forever

Rjd2 wrote: »

Oh and judging by the non existent pop that Victoria gets on SD I think she would be flattered by al this attention.:cool:

Ha ha..that's cute..I did get a laugh out of that. I mean, obviously it was meant as a joke, right? As if a well spoken, intelligent woman like Victoria would be in the slightest bit flattered by a bunch of horny guys sitting behind a keyboard making immature comments. Yeah, right.

orestes, I realize it's just a bit of fun, and boys will be boys. Yeah, I get all that. It's just extremely annoying that a topic involving a woman can't be discussed without silly remarks being made and the words " slag", " dick" and " ride" being used. Even though it's mostly meant in jest it just gets really annoying and repetitive. That's all.

Rjd2

Lita Forever wrote: »

Ha ha..that's cute..I did get a laugh out of that. I mean, obviously it was meant as a joke, right? As if a well spoken, intelligent woman like Victoria would be in the slightest bit flattered by a bunch of horny guys sitting behind a keyboard making immature comments. Yeah, right.

orestes, I realize it's just a bit of fun, and boys will be boys. Yeah, I get all that. It's just extremely annoying that a topic involving a woman can't be discussed without silly remarks being made and the words " slag", " dick" and " ride" being used. Even though it's mostly meant in jest it just gets really annoying and repetitive. That's all.

Yeah we all know that Vicoria may be slightly out of our league and all that all though she did recently job to of all people Cheryl so you never know...:p
Also to be fair I admit some of the comments on Ashley were slightly harsh but she has got much more nasty comments about her from female fans on the net, so you know not just horny Irish kids hating on her:pac:

Lita Forever

Rjd2 wrote: »

Yeah we all know that Vicoria may be slightly out of our league and all that all though she did recently job to of all people Cheryl so you never know...:p

Since when does a loss in a match have any bearing as to how out of your league Victoria is?...and who is Cheryl?

Rjd2 wrote: »

Also to be fair I admit some of the comments on Ashley were slightly harsh but she has got much more nasty comments about her from female fans on the net, so you know not just horny Irish kids hating on her:pac:

Oh I could care less about Ashley Massaro. What annoyed me was some of the words that were used and the theme of the conversation in general. I would have said the same in a thread discussing any woman, not just Ashley.

citytillidie

Ahhh well looks like Ashley will be in the money if its a case of mistaken idenity

Tricity Bendix

This is a thread about a WWE Diva moonlighting as an escort. How anyone could expect intelligent discussion is beyond me. Honestly, Ashley's job is to be an object of sexual desire. Thats what she does. She isn't a wrestler, thats for damn sure. If we were talking about her in anon-sexual way, she wouldn't be very good at her job. If this kind of carry on took place on the shimmer thread, I'd be all-guns-blazing right behind you regarding the immaturity and inappropriatness of the language used. But this is not the shimmer thread. Its a thread about a Diva allegedly being paid 25 grand for her services for a night. To expect her applicable merits not to be discussed is frankly baffling.

Lita Forever

So just because the topic is about a diva possibly being an escort in the past means a mature discussion can't take place? Yeah, right. I've seen this topic discussed on a couple of other forums I go to, and the issue was discussed intelligently with no mention on having sex with the women or any of that nonsense. And yeah, before any smart comments are made, most of the guys discussing it are straight. So why can't it be the same here?..What's the difference? Lack of brain cells?..Lack of maturity?..I'll leave that up to ye to decide..

So to sum it up, by your way of thinking just because the word escort is used, all mature discussion goes out the window and can instead be replaced by " uhh jaysus lads I'd give her one alright! "...seriously, grow up.

orestes

Lita Forever wrote: »

So just because the topic is about a diva possibly being an escort in the past means a mature discussion can't take place? Yeah, right. I've seen this topic discussed on a couple of other forums I go to, and the issue was discussed intelligently with no mention on having sex with the women or any of that nonsense. And yeah, before any smart comments are made, most of the guys discussing it are straight. So why can't it be the same here?..What's the difference? Lack of brain cells?..Lack of maturity?..I'll leave that up to ye to decide..

So to sum it up, by your way of thinking just because the word escort is used, all mature discussion goes out the window and can instead be replaced by " uhh jaysus lads I'd give her one alright! "...seriously, grow up.

You are taking this waaaaaaay too seriously

Lita Forever

No, I'm really not. I have waaaaaaay too much other stuff going on to take this thread too seriously. I'm just merely expressing my opinion on the nature of the majority of comments in this thread. If doing that makes it looks like I'm taking things too seriously then so be it.

the flananator

b.ie curious wrote: »

This is a thread about a WWE Diva moonlighting as an escort. How anyone could expect intelligent discussion is beyond me. Honestly, Ashley's job is to be an object of sexual desire. Thats what she does. She isn't a wrestler, thats for damn sure. If we were talking about her in anon-sexual way, she wouldn't be very good at her job. If this kind of carry on took place on the shimmer thread, I'd be all-guns-blazing right behind you regarding the immaturity and inappropriatness of the language used. But this is not the shimmer thread. Its a thread about a Diva allegedly being paid 25 grand for her services for a night. To expect her applicable merits not to be discussed is frankly baffling.

Nail. Head.

having sex with the women or any of that nonsense.

Having sex with women is nonsense?

I agree a lot of the comments in this topic are silly. But as you've said, boys will be boys. Maybe you should go back to one of the other "mature" forums you know of (personally, the other forum I use, the UKFF, has taken exactly the same vein as this one, so I don't know what forums you are talking about, I'd be very curious to see if they're as "mature" as you say),and stay there.

Bounty Hunter

tbh in general this forum is fairly mature so much so that i doubt it actually needs much moderation (this board anyway) but i cant see this thread progressing in anyway unless more news is forthcoming on the subject as right now it has degraded into a how hot do you think she? is or would you do her? thread... and no none of you would (mostly cos you wouldent ever get the opportunity).

john concannon

Lita Forever wrote: »

I go to, and the issue was discussed intelligently with no mention on having sex with the women or any of that nonsense.
QUOTE]

You seem to take this thread way to seriously and are taking the fun out of it.Sex is not nonsense if you are expierenced.

You wouldn't be a lesbo and I do not mean any harm.

Lita Forever

the flananator wrote: »

Having sex with women is nonsense?

*sigh* I wasn't saying that sex is nonsense. I was expressing my annoyance that a topic about women can't be discussed without people TALKING about having sex with the women in question. I never said sex itself was nonsense, just the fact that it seemingly has to be discussed in every topic about women. I can't believe I had to explain that.

the flananator wrote: »

I agree a lot of the comments in this topic are silly. But as you've said, boys will be boys. Maybe you should go back to one of the other "mature" forums you know of (personally, the other forum I use, the UKFF, has taken exactly the same vein as this one, so I don't know what forums you are talking about, I'd be very curious to see if they're as "mature" as you say),and stay there.

I don't visit the UKFF so I wouldn't know. Obviously there's lots of forums around. I was just saying out of the ones I personally visit this is the only one I've seen this type of discussion at. It might be different for everyone else, I don't know.

As for going back to other forums and staying there..eh, no. I might post on other forums more so then here, but still I enjoy reading the posts and discussion here most of the time. If i see something I don't like obviously I'm going to post and express my opinion , just like anyone else would. Further more, if I ever did decide to stay away from this board it would be out of choice, not because a fellow poster told me to. But thanks anyways.

john concannon wrote: »

You seem to take this thread way to seriously and are taking the fun out of it.Sex is not nonsense if you are expierenced.

You wouldn't be a lesbo and I do not mean any harm.

Again, I'm not taking it too seriously, just expressing my opinion. Sorry if I'm ruining your fun. ( Strange idea of fun though, lol) As I said above I wasn't actually talking about sex itself in my post..though I do wonder how much experience some of the posters in this thread have with that. : )

Oh and no, I'm not a lesbo..I'll admit that did give me a laugh though.

Okay boys, I'm done, I've made my feelings on the subject clear enough, I'll let you all get back to your fun game of " which woman that wouldn't touch me with a ten foot barge pole would I like to have sex with"

the flananator

source: PWInsider.com

PWInsider.com's Mike Johnson contacted Rolling Stone Contributing Editor Michelle Grigoriadis, who put together the article on the escort service that was busted by the FBI. The writer of the article stands by her story, despite the denial by Ashley Massaro, not to mention the online theories. Grigoriadis commented, "Obviously, I stand by my story. Massaro is named in an FBI search warrant that was executed on Michelle Braun's property in October, 2007. I have no knowledge of another woman by the same name."

According to her piece, the FBI monitored e-mails between Massaro and "Bella Models." The e-mails are from 2004, regarding transportation arrangements. The monitored e-mails were used to help build towards a search warrant on the ring leader of the escort service, Michelle "Nici" Braun. The search warrant was finally executed during a raid of Braun's home in October 2007.

The Wrestling Observer's Dave Meltzer started the theory on there apparently being another model by the name of Ashley Massaro, and that the WWE Diva may be confused with a girl of the same name. Braun's escort service was made up almost exclusively of high-end women recruited "from the ranks of Playboy models and porn stars." Massaro was involved with Playboy before she joined WWE in 2005, doing a few pictorials in 2003 and early 2004 under the name Ryan Mackenzie.

Braun had been soliciting Playmates through one of Playboy owner Hugh Hefner's girlfriends, and "was willing to solicit other Playmates and [Hefner] girlfriends" to her.

Regarding the possibility of there being another model by the name of Ashley Massaro, no one's been able to actually find anything on that. All research on "Ashley Massaro" points to information on the WWE Diva. The WWE Diva does have a friend by the name of Loredana, an Italian model who looks similar to her in some pictures, but obviously, it's not her considering that she's in pictures with Massaro

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orestes

the flananator wrote: »

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Eh, what's all that about?! I thought this thread was about which divas we want to shag?!

OT, looks like she's gonna have some explaining to do, I wonder what wwe are gonna do about this?

corcaigh07

and there i was seeing would anyone post up a few pictures since i dont know s***e about wrestling? would make sense considering the thread title.