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What do you get if you cross a seal with a penguin?

  • 02-05-2008 3:06pm
    #1
    MOH
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,465 ✭✭✭


    Reminds me of the joke about a penguin blowing a seal...

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7379554.stm
    An Antarctic fur seal has been observed trying to have sex with a king penguin.
    ....
    The penguin flapped its flippers and attempted to stand and escape - but to no avail.
    ....
    The seal then alternated between resting on the penguin, and thrusting its pelvis, trying to insert itself, unsuccessfully.

    After 45 minutes the seal gave up, swam into the water and then completely ignored the bird it had just assaulted, the scientists report.


Comments

  • #2
    Monsoon26
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32 ✭Monsoon26


    thats some funny **** !


  • #3
    Sherifu
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    Rape!


  • #4
    Rb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    A small bird is better than a whale.


  • #5
    Don1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭Don1


    Fat bluberry unco-ordinated beast tries unsuccessfully to mount a bird much smaller than him.

    Sounds like your typical nightclub.


  • #6
    FunkZ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    Don1 wrote: »
    Fat bluberry unco-ordinated beast tries unsuccessfully to mount a bird much smaller than him.

    Sounds like your typical nightclub.

    ROFL! :D

    That's some crazy stuff right there. They could form some sorta super Seaguin or something. Actually that sounds like a Pokemon!


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  • #7
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Oh sure, when a seal tries to rape a penguin it's funny, but when I do it it's cruelty to animals

    Damned speciesism :mad:


  • #8
    BeerWolf
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    I guess he likes his birds...


  • #9
    whiskeyman
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    Report wrote:
    The seal then alternated between resting on the penguin, and thrusting its pelvis, trying to insert itself, unsuccessfully.

    I bet it couldn't get the wrapper off...


  • #10
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    whiskeyman wrote: »
    I bet it couldn't get the wrapper off...
    With those flippers? Poor bastard has trouble even wiping his arse!


  • #11
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Sherifu wrote: »
    Rape!
    Don1 wrote: »
    Fat bluberry unco-ordinated beast tries unsuccessfully to mount a bird much smaller than him.

    Sounds like your typical nightclub.
    orestes wrote: »
    Oh sure, when a seal tries to rape a penguin it's funny, but when I do it it's cruelty to animals

    Damned speciesism :mad:

    You all brought me lulz :D


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  • #12
    MOH
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,465 ✭✭✭MOH


    Why the seal attempted to have sex with the penguin is unclear

    Seems pretty clear to me


  • #13
    Susannahmia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Susannahmia


    A pencil


  • #14
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Susannahmia wrote: »
    A pencil
    Saying your name makes me think of banana hammocks. I think it's the syllable structure, or at least the way I say it in my head...
    sue-zan-ah-mee-ah...ba-nan-ah-hah-moc...


  • #15
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Pffft, in a further display of the pc nonsense I have just been told that I'm not supposed to say penguin, the correct term is "nun". Damned do gooders :rolleyes:


  • #16
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    orestes wrote: »
    Pffft, in a further display of the pc nonsense I have just been told that I'm not supposed to say penguin, the correct term is "nun". Damned do gooders :rolleyes:
    I heard it was "Inuit" now... :pac:


  • #17
    MOH
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,465 ✭✭✭MOH


    Susannahmia wrote: »
    A pencil

    :confused:


  • #18
    Susannahmia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Susannahmia


    MOH wrote: »
    :confused:

    Pen-seal.


  • #19
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Susannahmia wrote: »
    A pencil
    MOH wrote: »
    :confused:
    Susannahmia wrote: »
    Pen-seal.

    Sick burn.


  • #20
    Susannahmia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Susannahmia


    Mirror wrote: »
    Sick burn.

    Now I'm sad :(:D


  • #21
    dsmythy
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    Damn seal! I used to feel sorry for those guys getting eaten by sharks but after watching them attempt to eat penguins in that Planet Earth series of documentaries i hate them. And they're rapists too :mad:

    A seal with feet! They would take over the world.


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  • #22
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Susannahmia wrote: »
    Pen-seal.

    Bada Bum Tish


  • #23
    Peteee
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 2,432 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peteee


    After 45 minutes the seal gave up, swam into the water and then completely ignored the bird it had just assaulted, the scientists report.

    He probably didn't ring the next day either. Typical male behaviour!

    Being an unoriginal bastard, I stole this quote from another site!


  • #24
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    bestiality squared


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