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bunny boilers

  • 02-05-2008 6:58am
    #1
    Slidey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭


    Hey folks,
    Have had a bit if a bad run with some wimmin of the lunatic variety lately...

    Gotten to the stage where i'm nearly afraid to leave my dog outside for fear one of them will come and make a pot roast out of rover..

    Just wanna know is there a definitive guide to spotting the bunny boiler:D


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  • #2
    kryogen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25,953 ✭✭✭✭kryogen


    tbh, if it looks like a woman, talks like a woman and smells like a woman


    its a bunny boiler!;)


    only jokin ladies!!! honest

    there are plenty out there though and can be hard to spot sometimes


  • #3
    Scawgeen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 251 ✭✭Scawgeen


    ''it's the quiet ones you'd want to watch out for, they're the ones you don't know what's going through their heads''


  • #4
    The_B_Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,893 ✭✭✭The_B_Man


    Its genetic. All women have the BunnyBoiler Gene, it jsut needs some external source to trigger, or activiate the gene. This is usually somethnig like getting dumped after a serious relationship (see my previous thread on this issue).


  • #5
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    A bald box is a dead giveaway.

    Look for a good solid thatch and you will have someone with less hang ups.


  • #6
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    If they start flipping out about weird things it may be time to get out.


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  • #7
    boardinwork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 407 ✭✭boardinwork


    I have been in the same boat a lot lately. I think its because once the lads role of chasing the woman is over then they both realise that he is better and funnier :D

    I got a mail on Tuesday from an ex of ONE month - who i broke up with over a drink respectfully - saying the if she sees me again she is going to slap me in the face. This is after 2500 word emails at 4am from her that dont make any sense.


  • #8
    CountingCrows
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,832 ✭✭✭CountingCrows


    boardinwork wrote: »
    I have been in the same boat a lot lately. I think its because once the lads role of chasing the woman is over then they both realise that he is better and funnier :D

    I got a mail on Tuesday from an ex of ONE month - who i broke up with over a drink respectfully - saying the if she sees me again she is going to slap me in the face. This is after 2500 word emails at 4am from her that dont make any sense.

    Come on, we gotta see it!


  • #9
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Mmmm. Rabbit stew.


  • #10
    boardinwork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 407 ✭✭boardinwork


    CountingCrows wrote: »
    Come on, we gotta see it!

    Think i would burn in hell, love to post it though :rolleyes:


  • #11
    boardinwork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 407 ✭✭boardinwork


    CountingCrows wrote: »
    Come on, we gotta see it!

    Think that would send me straight to hell...

    Love to post it though :rolleyes:


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  • #12
    xzanti
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,446 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    WindSock wrote: »
    Mmmm. Rabbit stew.

    Taste like chicken!


  • #13
    CountingCrows
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,832 ✭✭✭CountingCrows


    boardinwork wrote: »
    Think that would send me straight to hell...

    Love to post it though :rolleyes:

    Come on, its Friday FFS!


  • #14
    boardinwork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 407 ✭✭boardinwork


    Dont think i should :confused:


  • #15
    CountingCrows
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,832 ✭✭✭CountingCrows


    Just leave out her email address and find and replace the names - what's the harm??


  • #16
    kaizersoze1980
    Closed Accounts Posts: 732 ✭✭✭kaizersoze1980


    boardinwork wrote: »
    Dont think i should :confused:

    ah go on :pac:


  • #17
    Red Hand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Ah, go on! Pwwwweeeeeeeeeaaaaasssssssseeeeee?:)


  • #18
    CountingCrows
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,832 ✭✭✭CountingCrows


    If you don't, how will she ever learn :D


  • #19
    Defenestrate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 442 ✭✭Defenestrate


    Pretty, pretty please?


  • #20
    CountingCrows
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,832 ✭✭✭CountingCrows


    Right, I'll get the ball rolling..... 50c into your paypal account for the dirt


  • #21
    kaizersoze1980
    Closed Accounts Posts: 732 ✭✭✭kaizersoze1980


    Lads i dont think he has an email at all, can you prove me wrong boardinwork?


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  • #22
    funk-you
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    Mmmmm....do it.....do it....

    -Funk


  • #23
    Defenestrate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 442 ✭✭Defenestrate


    That's it lads, keep up the peer pressure! :D


  • #24
    kaizersoze1980
    Closed Accounts Posts: 732 ✭✭✭kaizersoze1980


    I think he's disappeared. Lesson to be learned lads, don't boast about something if you can't back it up!


  • #25
    copeyhagen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,528 ✭✭✭copeyhagen


    Lesson 1...

    ALL CHICKS ARE COCONUTS, NO MATTER HOW MUCH THEY CLAIM "AW, WELL IM NOT"

    THEY ARE!!


  • #26
    kaizersoze1980
    Closed Accounts Posts: 732 ✭✭✭kaizersoze1980


    embarassing climbdown boardinwork!


  • #27
    funk-you
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    B....b....BAKAW!

    -Funk


  • #28
    Zulu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,967 ✭✭✭✭Zulu


    +1, prove it: post it.


  • #29
    xzanti
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,446 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    He's probably typing one up now :D:pac:


  • #30
    CountingCrows
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,832 ✭✭✭CountingCrows


    What does the hard c*nt do? Or the so-called hard c*nt?
    Sh1tes it.


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  • #31
    kaizersoze1980
    Closed Accounts Posts: 732 ✭✭✭kaizersoze1980


    mods please lock this. Enough damage has been done to boardinworks reputation already!


  • #32
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    slideways wrote: »
    Have had a bit if a bad run with some wimmin of the lunatic variety lately...
    Hmmm, either it's all of those, or just you? :pac:


  • #33
    kaizersoze1980
    Closed Accounts Posts: 732 ✭✭✭kaizersoze1980


    your some cúnt for posting that! hahah
    fair play


  • #34
    boardinwork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 407 ✭✭boardinwork


    Sorry was my crap work computer went dead for about 20 mins.

    By the way shes not irish!


  • #35
    CountingCrows
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,832 ✭✭✭CountingCrows


    ** pulls up a chair and a pot of coffee **


  • #36
    CountingCrows
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,832 ✭✭✭CountingCrows


    Anyone do a word count on "serious"??


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  • #37
    Zulu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,967 ✭✭✭✭Zulu


    CountingCrows wrote: »
    What does the hard c*nt do? Or the so-called hard c*nt?
    Sh1tes it.
    Cunts don't shit my friend. Cunts don't shit.


  • #38
    kaizersoze1980
    Closed Accounts Posts: 732 ✭✭✭kaizersoze1980


    i take it (hope) english is not either of yours first language??


  • #39
    CountingCrows
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,832 ✭✭✭CountingCrows


    "you'd better talk to your dad " FFS!!!!

    Jebus, thats some crazy sh1t!
    ....so basically you told her you were serious to try and get her in sack?


  • #40
    boardinwork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 407 ✭✭boardinwork


    The thing is it was only about 4 or 5 weeks. Within week one she had her makeup, toothbrush etc left in my bathroom.

    I had a load of those emails and my head was so wrecked! Trying to be nice back just didnt work.

    Then i got this the other day!

    View Message

    « Back | Reply | Delete | Save | Block Member


    hi bitchJi Sun2 days ago
    swear to god, i will hit you in the face if i ever see you again!!




    no ****ing joke


  • #41
    Zulu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,967 ✭✭✭✭Zulu


    meh I gave up halfways through.

    You should do the decent thing and give it to her once more, BAM! - then cut all contact, change e-mail and phone number.


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  • #42
    boardinwork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 407 ✭✭boardinwork


    CountingCrows wrote: »
    "you'd better talk to your dad " FFS!!!!

    Jebus, thats some crazy sh1t!
    ....so basically you told her you were serious to try and get her in sack?

    NO!!! I wanted to get the hell out of dodge so i told her i didnt want a gf basically but she was really nice and should find someone who did want a gf.

    She texted me asking why i said i loved her! I NEVER SAID I LOVED HER!!!

    She lent me her laptop too and had an album of pictures of me she took from my bebo and ones she took of me after a night out when i was asleep!:(


  • #43
    CountingCrows
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,832 ✭✭✭CountingCrows


    "I like to watch you sleep" - never a good sign!


  • #44
    kaizersoze1980
    Closed Accounts Posts: 732 ✭✭✭kaizersoze1980


    boardinwork wrote: »
    ones she took of me after a night out when i was asleep!:(

    :eek::eek::eek::eek:


  • #45
    Defenestrate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 442 ✭✭Defenestrate


    Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.


  • #46
    boardinwork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 407 ✭✭boardinwork


    Take it nobody wants her number then! :D


  • #47
    kaizersoze1980
    Closed Accounts Posts: 732 ✭✭✭kaizersoze1980


    post the number up!


  • #48
    Irishcrx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,861 ✭✭✭Irishcrx


    Wow man thank god you got out of that one, had the same with my ex when we broke up, massive e-mails repeating the same thing everyday ended up with about 8 of them, text after text at all hours of the morning, turning up at my gaff constantly...was maddness...


  • #49
    boardinwork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 407 ✭✭boardinwork


    Its actually a nitemare. If a girl said she didnt want to be with me and i liked her, itd feel like a kick in the balls but id leave it! Maintain a little bit of dignity!


  • #50
    Defenestrate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 442 ✭✭Defenestrate


    boardinwork wrote: »
    Take it nobody wants her number then! :D

    Ooh yes please, she sounds fiery! ;):D


  • #51
    Dord
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    boardinwork wrote: »
    NO!!! I wanted to get the hell out of dodge so i told her i didnt want a gf basically but she was really nice and should find someone who did want a gf.

    She texted me asking why i said i loved her! I NEVER SAID I LOVED HER!!!

    She lent me her laptop too and had an album of pictures of me she took from my bebo and ones she took of me after a night out when i was asleep!:(

    :eek::eek::eek:

    DANG, that's one messed up chick!


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