boards.ie religion

mukki

i was going to post a thread asking if other posters promote boards, when i was thinking in nearly all religions you kinda have to try to convert other people to your religion, so why not invent a boards.ie religion

we could even call ourselves the devourians


okay I have never invented a religion before so can't think of anymore rules


any suggestions?




rules

you have to promote boards
you can still keep your old religion too
you can't talk about MCD
you can still recieve blood and all that bollocks
instead of "Amen" you must now say "Yore Ma"
you must Honour the lolcats, print off one from TCN and put it up on the wall at the end of your bed
Thou must use thy full keyboard
Thou must not troll.
Thou must not covet thy neighbours ma.
Honour thy moderator and thy admin.
Thou must not change fonts.
Boardians must not kill other Boardians


remember these rules are not just for while your on boards, but a way of life for Boardians










edit... adding the suggestions

aidan_walsh

Wouldn't work. Boards already has a CuLT.

Rb

First rule of boards.ie : You do not discuss Boards.ie
Second rule of Boards.ie : You do not discuss Boards.ie

Irish Halo

mukki wrote: »

1. you can't talk about MCD

I endorse this point and argue inclusion of Aiken

How about the main "Amen" be "Yore Ma" or "Atari Jaguar"? (Childish? Yes but meh)

Rob_l

rb_ie wrote: »

First rule of boards.ie : You do not discuss Boards.ie
Second rule of Boards.ie : You do not discuss Boards.ie

you mentioned it four times :mad:

Get out of here you!

xzanti

SSHHhhhhhhuuuuut-uuUUP

nkay1985

Irish Halo wrote: »

How about the main "Amen" be "Yore Ma" or "Atari Jaguar"? (Childish? Yes but meh)

+1

The question would also need to be answered - do we retain the hierarchial structure that currently exists on boards??? It could be liikea real religion actually!

We certainly wouldn't want to get into making people subscribe or anything, otherwise we'd be just as bad as scientologists.

Sherifu

Honour the lolcats.

Irish Halo

nkay1985 wrote: »

The question would also need to be answered - do we retain the hierarchial structure that currently exists on boards??? It could be liikea real religion actually!

We have a "perfect" hierarchy already in place just like a church, posters (the lay community), subscribers(the nosey busybody lay community who 'help' out in the church), mods(priests), Cmods (Bishops), Smods(Cardinals) and Cloud & DeV(some kind of double headed pope thing)

Sherifu

Irish Halo wrote: »

subscribers(the nosey busybody lay community who 'help' out in the church

I resemble that remark.

nkay1985

Irish Halo wrote: »

We have a "perfect" hierarchy already in place just like a church, posters (the lay community), subscribers(the nosey busybody lay community who 'help' out in the church), mods(priests), Cmods (Bishops), Smods(Cardinals) and Cloud & DeV(some kind of double headed pope thing)

Damnit, this's just about crazy enough to work!

Doctor DooM

Boardians?

Boardianity?

Ruu_Old

Thou must use thy full keyboard.

Phantasm

Boardus Christ... *bows*

mukki

Irish Halo wrote: »

We have a "perfect" hierarchy already in place just like a church, posters (the lay community), subscribers(the nosey busybody lay community who 'help' out in the church), mods(priests), Cmods (Bishops), Smods(Cardinals) and Cloud & DeV(some kind of double headed pope thing)

very very good

also I think "Ruu" can be God, because he is watching us at all times

Doctor DooM

Thou must not troll.

Thou must not covet thy neighbours ma.

Honour thy moderator and thy admin.

Thou must not change fonts.