No more beer thats a stabbin!

Rob_l

http://www.sltrib.com/News/ci_9100630

Let this story be a lesson to all ye who think its ok to run out of beer whilst mid session!

sltrib.com wrote:

A man is accused of stabbing his drinking buddy in the chest after becoming angry that they had run out of beer. In charges filed today, police wrote that the suspect threatened to beat the victim up after their beer supply was depleted Feb. 10 at 210 S. Rio Grande, which is the address of a homeless shelter. A third person gave a knife to the suspect, who stabbed the victim in the chest, police wrote. The suspect, 34, later admitted to the stabbing, investigators wrote. He is charged with aggravated assault, a third-degree felony

Doctor DooM

Rob_l wrote: »

http://www.sltrib.com/News/ci_9100630

Let this story be a lesson to all ye who think its ok to run out of beer whilst mid session!

Yes, clearly the man who failed to provide beer is at fault. what was he thinking?

Don1

Damn right too. Should never be allowed to happen.

Rob_l

SDooM wrote: »

Yes, clearly the man who failed to provide beer is at fault. what was he thinking?

Its clear he wasn't thinking at all lets hope he learn't his lesson after his friend stabbed him and that next time he wont have to be murdered.


My friend tried to cut my thumb off because i ran out of booze before i never forgot that lesson

dfx-

In all fairness, I think the defendant let the culprit off lightly, tbh.

Rob_l

dfx- wrote: »

In all fairness, I think the defendant let the culprit off lightly, tbh.

Should have given him a Chelsea smile

Popinjay

In the stabbee's defence, why didn't the stabber provide any beer. It's not like he was a guest in yer man's home.

Both at fault, both should be stabbed. Fair is fair after all.

Rob_l

Popinjay wrote: »

In the stabbee's defence, why didn't the stabber provide any beer. It's not like he was a guest in yer man's home.

Both at fault, both should be stabbed. Fair is fair after all.

So stabbings for all

Popinjay

Rob_l wrote: »

So stabbings for all

For all who would be so foolish as to run out of booze, yes!

There are some crimes which can never be forgiven;

- Moisturising
- Watching Sex and the Shitty
- Running out of booze
- Trying to justify any of the above

Doctor DooM

Popinjay wrote: »

For all who would be so foolish as to run out of booze, yes!

There are some crimes which can never be forgiven;

- Moisturising
- Watching Sex and the Shitty
- Running out of booze
- Trying to justify any of the above

Can we add eating salad to that?

Don1

And driving pink cars, cc cars (other than the two mercs), micras (unless old and not by choice), any metro related activities, vegitarianism

Popinjay

Don1 wrote: »

micras (unless old and not by choice)

Mine's a micra

It's not by choice, I give my solemn oath - first v. cheap car I bought, not upgrading as I'm skipping the country in a year or so. So I suppose they can all go on the list.

Don1

well as you say "first v. cheap" and "skipping the country" it is not punishable by death! As you show intent on not keeping it and one can assume you don't have an "I my micra" sticker, it is okay, just......

Popinjay

Don1 wrote: »

well as you say "first v. cheap" and "skipping the country" it is not punishable by death! As you show intent on not keeping it and one can assume you don't have an "I my micra" sticker, it is okay, just......

Thanks Don. I promise to buy some form of pick-up(or monster *crosses fingers*) truck when I get where I'm going. Since where I'm going won't necessarily be 100% urban, I won't be one of those folks with an off-road car used solely for onroad purposes.

Slow Motion

Popinjay wrote: »

For all who would be so foolish as to run out of booze, yes!

There are some crimes which can never be forgiven;

- Moisturising
- Watching Sex and the Shitty
- Running out of booze
- Trying to justify any of the above

Hmmm, addition to the charter?