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Honey Traps

  • 29-04-2008 7:58am
    #1
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,446 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    I was talking to a friend last night who told me about a friend of his who suspected his missus was cheating and contacted an agency in the UK who sent a male "Honey Trap" to purposely bump into her while on a night out with friends and chat her up (I'm assuming this guy was fairly attractive given the nature of the work) anyway she fell for it hook line and sinker apparently... She agreed to go back to his hotel, they kissed and at that stage he 'withdrew' from the operation and reported back to the bf that she was infact cheating/capable of cheating...

    I'm just wondering if anyone here would do such a thing if they suspected their partner of cheating and also if they would ever work as a honey trap themselves, apparently the guy paid 700 sterling for the service .. I personally think it would be money well spent if I was convinced someone was cheating on me, but on the other hand I would probably just feel guilty if he turned out to be loyal.. Opinions??


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,914 ✭✭✭✭tbh


    if you're at the stage where you are considering this idea, save your money and just break up with your partner IMO.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,062 ✭✭✭all the stars


    Thats mental - must say, if you felt that strongly your spouse was cheating your in trouble anyway...

    And perhaps it is a situation that they never would usually, but this hoey trap maybe encourages cheating...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    If you think your other half is cheating, ask them. If he was willing to spend ~€1000 to find out, he must have been pretty sure! Waste of money imo.


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,446 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    Mirror wrote: »
    If you think your other half is cheating, ask them. If he was willing to spend ~€1000 to find out, he must have been pretty sure! Waste of money imo.

    It worked out at £700 so whatever that was in Euros...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Reminds me of Bender pretending to be Flexo in Futurama :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    I'd find it hard to resist the honey nut cheerios.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 12,808 Mod ✭✭✭✭Keano


    I don't even like honey.


    Seriously, OP keep your money!


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,446 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    I don't even like honey.


    Seriously, OP keep your money!

    It's ok I trust my OH :D Just intregued by this that's all


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    tbh wrote: »
    if you're at the stage where you are considering this idea, save your money and just break up with your partner IMO.
    No offence tbh but thats rubbish advise. Honey traps are designed for relationships which are going really well apart from the suspicions of infidelity. Take away the suspicions and the relationship is perfect. How do we sort out these suspicions? HONEY TRAPS.

    If we did it your way Human A would dump Human B because of a mere suspicion. Harsh, what if Human A got it horribly wrong. What if Human B's penis didn't enter into Human C. What if Human C was merely trying to help Human B open his stubborn zip on his stubborn jeans. People say these things are as easy as ABC to find out but you have to remember that sometimes there is D.


  • Posts: 8,016 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Really depends on the guy/girl your with. You know the times when you get jealous and your actually totally wrong so this service imho is money well spend. It would also be good if you were married and you weren't SURE your mrs/fella was cheating on you. Before filing for divorce it would be really sweet for proof of adultery because you'd destroy your partner in court!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Hey, I'd like to welcome you all to the age of communication. ASK! If you can't have a conversation you shouldn't be together in the first place.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭nice1franko


    waterboarding FTW


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Mirror wrote: »
    Hey, I'd like to welcome you all to the age of communication. ASK! If you can't have a conversation you shouldn't be together in the first place.
    Hey, Pighead would like to welcome you all to the age of wake up and take your head out of the clouds. Memo to Mirror: Men have been known to tell lies to women.:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,388 ✭✭✭Kernel


    That's good money. Where do I sign up to be a honey trap? I'd be the best honey trap ever!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,817 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    tbh wrote: »
    if you're at the stage where you are considering this idea, save your money and just break up with your partner IMO.
    Spot on. Then spend the £700 on coke & hookers to celebrate your new-found freedom.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Kernel wrote: »
    That's good money. Where do I sign up to be a honey trap? I'd be the best honey trap ever!
    Honey Trap implies the person is suave, good looking and smooth. None of those words apply to you buddy.

    Perhaps you could be an Elephants Poo Trap.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Pighead wrote: »
    Hey, Pighead would like to welcome you all to the age of wake up and take your head out of the clouds. Memo to Mirror: Men have been known to tell lies to women.:eek:
    So find a guy that isn't a díckwad? Look Pighead, I appreciate your posts as much as most, possibly more than many (that R.Rated / Retard moment was one of my greatest lulzbringers) but I live on a well rounded (read: tight) budget these days, and so must rely on my conversational skills and charm (read: fists) to get the truth out of my women.

    If I had £700, I'd be in the pub.


    ..with coke and hookers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,388 ✭✭✭Kernel


    Pighead wrote: »
    Honey Trap implies the person is suave, good looking and smooth. None of those words apply to you buddy.

    Perhaps you could be an Elephants Poo Trap.

    Pighead, you owe me £700 quid for the honey trap operation I pulled on Mrs. Pighead. Mission was successful, sorry I went all the way, I didn't know I was supposed to withdraw after the kissing part.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Kernel wrote: »
    Pighead, you owe me £700 quid for the honey trap operation I pulled on Mrs. Pighead. Mission was successful, sorry I went all the way, I didn't know I was supposed to withdraw after the kissing part.
    Theres no way Pigheads giving you £700 for 30 seconds work. No way Jose. You'll get £50 and be happy with it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Yeah, about that... I'd nail her anyway, if I was the guy! Why not? She's already getting dumped! :p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Linky: http://www.ukhoneytraps.co.uk



    "If you have doubts about your partners fidelity, or you are intending to take the next step in a relationship and you need to know if your partner would be unfaithful to you, then a carefully arranged honey trap by one of our experienced private investigators will answer your questions.

    You may suspect your partner may be cheating but cannot prove it, perhaps they have had affairs previously and you simply want to confirm the adultery, or calm your fears. Whatever your reasons we can help you.

    We can arrange for one of our attractive honey trap agents to approach your partner and begin a conversation with them. Our agent would then attempt to obtain your partners phone number or to make a future date with them.

    If our agent is successful in obtaining a mobile number but does not make a date with your partner, they will proceed to contact your partner in an attempt to do so.

    It is often the case that your partner will reject the attempt and so your concerns about their fidelity can be safely laid to rest. However, should the reaction be positive and a date made, our agent will turn up to that date and record the events. This is to ensure that if your partner does agree to a date, you will know whether their intentions were to attend that date or not."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,905 ✭✭✭Rob_l


    I have heard of these before OP I think its a hilarious service.


    I wonder how much work the honey trap puts into trying to get the person to cheat


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 15,788 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tabnabs


    Mirror wrote: »
    Yeah, about that... I'd nail her anyway, if I was the guy! Why not? She's already getting dumped! :p

    Getting paid to have sex, isn't there another title for that...?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,832 ✭✭✭CountingCrows


    Hero?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    The 'Honeytrap in the News' section of that website is great.

    Absolutely nothing to do with their service - it just lists news stories with the words 'honey trap' somewhere in the story. :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Dyflin wrote: »
    Getting paid to have sex, isn't there another title for that...?
    Nah, you only get the sex if you're really good. Therefore it's an occupational perk. Like free pens.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    I have arranged that a honey trap investigates me tonight
    i will be approached but a mid-twentys blond woman who shall attempt to perform all sorts of lewd acts upon me seems like £700 well spent


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,302 ✭✭✭sunnyjim


    ...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    sunnyjim wrote: »
    Something really inconspicuous
    Pics or it never happened.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,302 ✭✭✭sunnyjim


    ....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,848 ✭✭✭Andy-Pandy


    Will someone please think of the bees!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Andy-Pandy wrote: »
    Will someone please think of the bees!!!!!
    Not a chance, I hate the fúckers!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,817 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    Pighead wrote:
    Kernel wrote:
    Pighead, you owe me £700 quid for the honey trap operation I pulled on Mrs. Pighead. Mission was successful, sorry I went all the way, I didn't know I was supposed to withdraw after the kissing part.
    Theres no way Pigheads giving you £700 for 30 seconds work. No way Jose. You'll get £50 and be happy with it.
    Zing!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Hill Billy wrote: »
    Zing!
    Bones.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,095 ✭✭✭✭omb0wyn5ehpij9


    tbh wrote: »
    if you're at the stage where you are considering this idea, save your money and just break up with your partner IMO.

    Agreed!


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