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Chinese Sick Leave

  • 27-04-2008 11:46am
    #1
    kleefarr
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    CHINESE SICK LEAVE: 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!

    Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'

    The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'

    Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon........ You got nice house.'


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