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After-leak

  • 23-04-2008 3:39pm
    #1
    froosh69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 266 ✭✭


    You know when ya take a slash, you finish, you shake, wipe the toilet seat (optional) and wash your hands (also optional) and leave with a satisfied grin on your face?

    Well, thats how i do it anyway...but some of the lads say they use toilet paper to make sure they're dry...as in, they dont want any "phantom leakages" later. Now im not usually prone to "after-leak" or anything, but i think "drying yourself" is a bit naff.

    Although it is annoying when your finished pishin, and you feel a bit of dampness in your pantness...

    Any views?


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  • #2
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Yes I dry up because I get alot of leakage. It is then annoying when I proceed to stick my hand down my pants and find Dampness there!!!


  • #3
    froosh69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 266 ✭✭froosh69


    yeah, its ok for wimmins, but i dont agree with men doin it...i just shake and shake until its dry as a....bone?


  • #4
    smashey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    froosh69 wrote: »
    yeah, its ok for wimmins, but i dont agree with men doin it...i just shake and shake until its dry as a....bone?
    Dry might be the wrong term for that. :p


  • #5
    Gaspode
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,044 ✭✭✭Gaspode


    Just slap it really hard off the porcelain a few times - that'll remove any phantom drips before you tuck your weapon away.


  • #6
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    froosh69 wrote: »
    yeah, its ok for wimmins, but i dont agree with men doin it...i just shake and shake until its dry as a....bone?

    What did you call me? If I wasnt so happy about the Litre of Vodka waiting in my friends house for me I would totally internet whoop your ass!!!


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  • #7
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    you have to dry it every time, i sometimes use my cuff. there is nothing worse than a map of ireland on the inside of your leg, especially if you are wearing light coloured slacks


  • #8
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Make sure you wear a long shirt.

    Wrap the todger pointing upwards in the shirt and no probs.


  • #9
    dewsbury
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 441 ✭✭dewsbury


    froosh69 wrote: »
    Y, wipe the toilet seat


    ...wipe the seat ???

    Does this mean you don't lift the seat in the first place??


  • #10
    JIZZLORD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,484 ✭✭✭JIZZLORD


    dewsbury wrote: »
    ...wipe the seat ???

    Does this mean you don't lift the seat in the first place??

    maybe there's excessive arse sweat?


  • #11
    DetectivFoxtrot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,601 ✭✭✭DetectivFoxtrot


    froosh69 wrote: »
    wash your hands (also optional)
    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    i sometimes use my cuff.
    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Make sure you wear a long shirt.

    Wrap the todger pointing upwards in the shirt and no probs.


    As a wimmen may i jst say. eeeewwwwwwww!! :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:


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  • #12
    Creamy Goodness
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,584 ✭✭✭✭Creamy Goodness


    froosh69 wrote: »
    yeah, its ok for wimmins, but i dont agree with men doin it...i just shake and shake until its dry as a....bone?
    that normally turns into a <snip> </snip>*ahem*


  • #13
    Dun laoire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,687 ✭✭✭Dun laoire


    BGRH men don't do spillages


  • #14
    trout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,957 ✭✭✭trout


    Dun laoire wrote: »
    BGRH men don't do spillages

    true, very true.

    I don't think we should do toilet humour either :rolleyes:

    Locked.


  • #15
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Too far, lads, too far.


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