Jocks Day

ruthiedv

For my better half's birthday, I'm thinking of giving him his ultimate day which is spending all day sitting in his jocks eating curry and drinking lager while watching Celtic. Something he never has the time to do normally that I know he'll love.
I was just wondering if anyone has any suggestions for other things to eat/drink/do on a jocks day, to make it especially special:D

Wreck

Two letters imediately spring to mind.

Slow Motion

Steak and.........;)

Don1

Wreck wrote: »

Two letters imediately spring to mind.

Slow Motion wrote: »

Steak and.........;)

+1 and +1

The Hill Billy

A 3some with your supermodel best friend?

Carrigart Exile

If done correctly watching Celtic is better than sex

Awesomo-4000

Slow Motion wrote: »

Steak and.........;)

The second i read the title thats what i immediatly thought!!

Zaph

Carrigart Exile wrote: »

If done correctly watching Celtic is better than sex

You really, really need to get out more

ruthiedv

I thought this was the correct way to watch Celtic

That doesn't do it for me at all:p

ruthiedv

Hill Billy wrote: »

A 3some with your supermodel best friend?

Meant to say, good suggestion, but he doesn't really get on well enough with her for that to be a realistic option.
Would the large hairy ginger woman from a few doors up do the trick?


(With the steak and....y'know, should I provide steak and a curry, or make a steak curry? I want to get this right)

Slow Motion

ruthiedv wrote: »

Meant to say, good suggestion, but he doesn't really get on well enough with her for that to be a realistic option.
Would the large hairy ginger woman from a few doors up do the trick?


(With the steak and....y'know, should I provide steak and a curry, or make a steak curry? I want to get this right)

I think you're on a winner either way:)

Tom Dunne

ruthiedv wrote: »

(With the steak and....y'know, should I provide steak and a curry, or make a steak curry? I want to get this right)

Drop the steak and cut to the chase.

AckwelFoley

Let me cut to the chase here.

We, are talking about a b jobbie

For a mans perfect day, is simply like milking a cow.

If he gets it done in the morning and in the evening it really doesnt matter what he does inbetween, although i suspect if administered correctly, he will be sleeping.... soundly

Voila. Perfect day.

Tom Dunne

snyper wrote: »

Let me cut to the chase here.

We, are talking about a b jobbie

For a mans perfect day, is simply like milking a cow.

If he gets it done in the morning and in the evening it really doesnt matter what he does inbetween, although i suspect if administered correctly, he will be sleeping.... soundly

Voila. Perfect day.

And for that extra special day, you could throw in a little extra one at lunchtime.

ruthiedv

snyper wrote: »

Let me cut to the chase here.

We, are talking about a b jobbie

For a mans perfect day, is simply like milking a cow.

Could I just buy him one of these then?

Don1

I'm sure it's been tried.........

I say booourns, the personal touch ftw!

Maple

ruthiedv wrote: »

Could I just buy him one of these then?

:pac::D:pac:

ROFL

Brilliant!!!!

AckwelFoley

ruthiedv wrote: »

Could I just buy him one of these then?

Ive tried it.

I also put one on each nut.

Strange feeling.

Closest ive ever got to a gang bang.

Kur4mA

ruthiedv wrote: »

For my better half's birthday, I'm thinking of giving him his ultimate day which is spending all day sitting in his jocks eating curry and drinking lager while watching Celtic. Something he never has the time to do normally that I know he'll love.
I was just wondering if anyone has any suggestions for other things to eat/drink/do on a jocks day, to make it especially special:D

+1 to this but please take note. Curry is a HOT food and is best when eaten that way. You may want to have him wear a very durable bib if he is going to be eating a hot curry while only wearing his jocks. If he eats like a BGRH man then there WILL be spillages and that could mean some very nasty burns.

If a high quality bib is not available, I would advise a double sheet of tin foil. I like to refer to this as CURRY ARMOUR.

Dun laoire

kyub wrote: »

+1 to this but please take note. Curry is a HOT food and is best when eaten that way. You may want to have him wear a very durable bib if he is going to be eating a hot curry while only wearing his jocks. If he eats like a BGRH man then there WILL be spillages and that could mean some very nasty burns.

If a high quality bib is not available, I would advise a double sheet of tin foil. I like to refer to this as CURRY ARMOUR.

BGRH men don't do spillages.

minidazzler

Dun laoire wrote: »

BGRH men don't do spillages.

Not entirely true.

There may be spillages but it still gets eaten. All of it.

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Drop the steak and cut to the chase.

I didnt expect to hear that from you at all.

The Steak is needed just as much as a BJ. But after the BJ of course so he can rebuild all his energy for his underpants day.

Kur4mA

minidazzler wrote: »

Not entirely true.

There may be spillages but it still gets eaten. All of it.

EXACTLY! This is why my CURRY ARMOUR* works so well. It insures that your spillage cannot soak into your flesh or any garment of clothing you happen to be wearing. Note that the CURRY ARMOUR can also be used for any other fluid-like food that you might happen to spill.


*tin foil

minidazzler

Agreed, although in agreeance with Dun Laoire, BGRH men dont spill beer EVER. Not even in the name of humour. It is not to be done and Beer armour does not help.

Jay P

ruthiedv wrote: »

For my better half's birthday, I'm thinking of giving him his ultimate day which is spending all day sitting in his jocks eating curry and drinking lager while watching Celtic. Something he never has the time to do normally that I know he'll love.
I was just wondering if anyone has any suggestions for other things to eat/drink/do on a jocks day, to make it especially special:D

Is this not just a normal day?...