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New Doctor

  • 18-04-2008 10:39am
    #1
    Sengoku79
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 356 ✭✭


    I recently picked a new doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing

    'fairly well' for my age.

    A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,

    'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

    He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'

    'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

    Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'

    I said, 'No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

    'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

    'No, I don't,' I said.

    He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of s3x?'

    No,' I said.

    He looked at me and said, 'Then, why do you even give a sh1t?'


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