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38dd!

  • 18-04-2008 7:25am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 757 ✭✭✭


    I knew that might get your attention gents.

    OK here's the quandary....Herself went to buy a bra yesterday, decided to get properly measured and lo and behold found out she's a 38DD.

    Perhaps the foreknowledge of my obvious pleasure was enough, but she came home grinning like a Cheshire cat.

    Having laboured under the impression she was a 42C for some time now, my problem is this; How do I celebrate?! (and try not to appear entirely smug too...)

    Such a momentous occasion demands proper recognition and I don't want to go off half-cocked with some half hearted plan.

    Suggestions on a post card etc etc :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,407 ✭✭✭✭justsomebloke


    I suggest you take pics to celebrate and then post them


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,919 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    ^^^ I second this motion. Booby pics FTW


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    164697255ba4a417677fd2bf7bc0f477bcf407b.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,273 ✭✭✭racso1975


    At 38dd i seriously doubt you will be half cocked!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,208 ✭✭✭bren2002


    Eh, what's the point of this? It's not like they have gotten bigger? It's just a measurement, they haven't changed at all.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭Havermeyer


    I second what xavi6 said. Pics or you're lying. Congrats for bagging a girl with the aforementioned rack though.

    May I suggest a swingers party to celebrate. A low key one though. You don't want to make it too obvious that you're showing off.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 233 ✭✭killswitch


    Celebration for an occassion like this can be summed up in 1 word....MOTORBOAT :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,958 ✭✭✭DJ_Spider


    Buy a really good camcorder and make an in depth documentry shoing them in detail, then post it on youtube and post the link here! :p


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭Ginny


    Isn't 42C the exact same as a 38DD?


    Anyways, lucky and all that you are, its luckier to be able to look down and see them anytime :p.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,285 ✭✭✭Smellyirishman


    GinnyJo wrote: »
    Isn't 42C the exact same as a 38DD?

    How you work that out? I'm no expert but I thought...

    42C - 42inch chest
    3 inch bust.

    38dd - 38inch chest
    5 inch bust.

    Suggestion OP; (. ):eek:( .)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,407 ✭✭✭✭justsomebloke


    GinnyJo wrote: »
    Isn't 42C the exact same as a 38DD

    you are so asking the wrong group of people about that. (well except for smellyirishman who has just outed himself as a tranny:D)


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭Ginny


    http://www.figleaves.com/uk/fitting_room.asp?cat=161&txt=5806&cookied=18%2F04%2F2008+10%3A06%3A45

    I think its something to do with actual volume.


    when you measure the ban a 38 is not a 38 its actually a 35 inch, then you add 3 inches to that. Then measure the cup and the difference between the cup and the band size gives you the cup letter.

    So chest measurement=35=38
    Cup= 42
    Final Bra =38DD.


    Now I'm going to have a beer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,407 ✭✭✭✭justsomebloke


    I have no idea what you just said so I think you should demonstrate this theory to me this evening ;)


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭Ginny


    I wouldn't want to give you a heart attack:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,407 ✭✭✭✭justsomebloke


    I think I'll take my chances


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    I don't think it's the cup sizes she was grinning about, but the numbers. Imagine going to the tailor tomorrow and he told you that you'd lost four inches off your waistline....

    Same for her - You're not fat love, you've actually just got big boobies. Happy days.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭Ginny


    M'eh she was never fat, she was measured incorrectly, and 42 IMO would not be "fat" she could just have a broad back:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    Yeah. I'm a male with a 44" chest. It's totally the fault of my "broad back" ;)


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭Ginny


    Ah but your chest is 44" hers is actually only 35" ( as you add the extra 3 to it :p )


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 155 ✭✭Knee-Vee


    Thing about it is, this means she can get bras that really fit her body and support her boobs now as opposed to kinda fit and mostly feel comfortable. (Also there's that "YAY! I have nice big boobies!" thing... or maybe that's just me)

    I think it's about 70% of women wear the wrong bra size, correct me if I'm wrong here. We're meant to be re-measured every 6 months or so.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    Boobies huh?

    Tell me more.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,285 ✭✭✭Smellyirishman


    GinnyJo wrote: »
    http://www.figleaves.com/uk/fitting_room.asp?cat=161&txt=5806&cookied=18%2F04%2F2008+10%3A06%3A45when you measure the ban a 38 is not a 38 its actually a 35 inch, then you add 3 inches to that. Then measure the cup and the difference between the cup and the band size gives you the cup letter.

    :confused: I'll take your word for it.

    JSB - I just want women keeping their goods looking their best for my daily appreciation.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    Woooooaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh there.

    This is BGRH. We aren't interested in the science of measuring boobies. We just want to know that they are big.:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 757 ✭✭✭milod


    Wayhay! Motorboat wins the day! an understated evening of tinnies for me, a fruit based cocktail for herself ,and a motorboat to round off the evening...

    And to those who think 42C is the same as 38DD - you'd want to see the difference the correct bra size makes! GinnyJoe take note :D

    Photo's, erm, have plenty, but she'd absolutely kill me if I passed them round - her hobby is Muay Thai kick-boxing so I'm not taking any risks showing her face here...

    So she bought some lingerie to celebrate, which I duly accessorized for her (This is as far as I'll go with accessorizing btw)...

    firstprize38DD.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,285 ✭✭✭Smellyirishman


    smashey wrote: »
    Woooooaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh there.

    This is BGRH. We aren't interested in the science of measuring boobies. We just want to know that they are big.:eek:

    Sometimes it is useful to know the full picture.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭Ginny


    milod wrote: »

    And to those who think 42C is the same as 38DD - you'd want to see the difference the correct bra size makes! GinnyJoe take note :D


    *Bangs head against wall* Of course the new bra looks good, it fits her now!!!
    She was measured wrong.
    Its got to do with some places adding the wrong number of inches to the original band size, some add 5 giving 42 some add 3 giving 38.

    And its GinnyJo, and since I have a pair of the aforementioned boobs I can promise you I know a bit more about sizing then you.:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    I have boobies too.

    Tee Hee, boobies! :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    watna wrote: »
    I have boobies too.

    Tee Hee, boobies! :)
    Pics...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    smashey wrote: »
    Pics...

    I believe DesF has a picture of my "cans"!


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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭Ginny


    Hahaha he does doesn't he?
    Watna has lovely cans:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    watna wrote: »
    I believe DesF has a picture of my "cans"!
    when it comes to cans, Des only knows of carnation milk.:cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭Don1


    hehe, milk cans...........


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    GinnyJo wrote: »
    Isn't 42C the exact same as a 38DD?


    eh No.

    By the way shaymus I'm broad and I'm scratching your name in my blood on the list.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    I should clarify that I was in no way implying that 42 was fat, rather mimicking a lady's thought process :)

    Any woman who hears that she's gotten smaller is likely to go around grinning like a chesire cat all day. Even if she has always been perfect.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,957 ✭✭✭trout


    seamus wrote: »
    I should clarify that I was in no way implying that 42 was fat, rather mimicking a lady's thought process :)

    Any woman who hears that she's gotten smaller is likely to go around grinning like a chesire cat all day. Even if she has always been perfect.

    good save. a better save would be to say ... even more perfect :cool:


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    seamus wrote: »
    I should clarify that I was in no way implying that 42 was fat, rather mimicking a lady's thought process :)

    Any woman who hears that she's gotten smaller is likely to go around grinning like a chesire cat all day. Even if she has always been perfect.

    Too late it has dried...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,490 ✭✭✭✭citytillidie


    watna wrote: »
    I believe DesF has a picture of my "cans"!


    Thats no fair Desf share the wealth :p

    ******



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    I would like to thank the Ladies of BGRH/LL who so kindly explained to me (with several detailed demonstrations, I might add) why 38DD is better that 42C.

    Yes, in this case, bigger is better.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,407 ✭✭✭✭justsomebloke


    I forgot to fecking get the demo.:mad:

    will remember for next time though


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Were you lot collaborating behind my back.....again?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    Pics or it didn't happen.

    What if she's overweight though, that makes her boobies useless. **** all birds actually have huge tits and a nice arse. :(


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Proper decent Irish women have pancake bottoms.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Moonbaby wrote: »
    Proper decent Irish women have pancake bottoms.

    Interesting concept. Of course that leads to the big question of Maple or Blueberry syrup with your pancakes. Or perhaps spray-cream.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,630 ✭✭✭The Recliner


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    Interesting concept. Of course that leads to the big question of Maple or Blueberry syrup with your pancakes. Or perhaps spray-cream.

    We all know of your fondness for spray cream :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    We all know of your fondness for spray cream :p

    Damn you watna for going to the other side of the world.

    *shakes fist*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,630 ✭✭✭The Recliner


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    Damn you watna for going to the other side of the world.

    *shakes fist*

    I am sure the Ladies will be queuing up to cover you in spray cream at the next beers :D


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    :d


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