Urgent! Boardsies needed to sign up for war - now!

darkman2

Due to China's notorious human rights record and its actions in Tibet and also the fact John Gormley does not know when to keep his mouth shut recruits are needed for our esteemed Defence forces to repel the imminent Chinese attack. Dermot Ahern yesterday 'told' the Chinese they 'must' do this and that just before he could say......'or else'. So recruits are needed and I can think of no better place then AH to start - given the high IQ and moral decency of boardsies in here. As you know the defence forces have really developed in the last few years - what with the ending of the deafness claims and the purchasing of some brand new turbo props
http://www.military.ie/aircorps/fleet/pilatus/images/pilatus1.jpg
and outdoor toilets. http://sodazitron.blogger.de/static/antville/sodazitron/images/halovo_doba.jpg We believe we offer the very best in Europe in terms of equipment and can, with your help, successfully crush the Chinese just like the people in Chad. Ask not what your country can do for you but what YOU can do for your country....



So up for some active service? Its only the Chinese...what have they got on us...;)

Heisenberg.

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Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

is this supposed to be funny?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Will theer be alcohol?

funk-you

The Scientist wrote: »

wat

Seconded

-Funk

smashey

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Will theer be alcohol?

Tsingtao beer.

Loads of it.

DJ_Spider

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Will theer be alcohol?

And burgers, and banoffee, and wimmins? if so I'm at the front of the queue ! :pac: Oh BTW I love Tsing Tao

JIZZLORD

bleh...

Sherifu

Tibet.

Thrill

JIZZLORD wrote: »

bleh...

Pfft.

Rb

The Scientist wrote: »

wat

Lol, NVGtards on Boards. Fantastic.

connundrum

I'd like to join the army, but it seems like a load of effort tbh. Maybe the fca could use me in a labourless fashion.

Tibet seems like a great country imo, they should do a fun run to raise awareness for their plight. Maybe around the Phoenix Park or summit.

JIZZLORD

Thrill wrote: »

Pfft.

tsk...

Lockstep

To the Military forum!

WindSock

Will there be chinese food?

Overheal

darkman2 wrote: »

Due to China's notorious human rights record and its actions in Tibet and also the fact John Gormley does not know when to keep his mouth shut recruits are needed for our esteemed Defence forces to repel the imminent Chinese attack. Dermot Ahern yesterday 'told' the Chinese they 'must' do this and that just before he could say......'or else'. So recruits are needed and I can think of no better place then AH to start - given the high IQ and moral decency of boardsies in here. As you know the defence forces have really developed in the last few years - what with the ending of the deafness claims and the purchasing of some brand new turbo props
http://www.military.ie/aircorps/fleet/pilatus/images/pilatus1.jpg
and outdoor toilets. http://sodazitron.blogger.de/static/antville/sodazitron/images/halovo_doba.jpg We believe we offer the very best in Europe in terms of equipment and can, with your help, successfully crush the Chinese just like the people in Chad. Ask not what your country can do for you but what YOU can do for your country....



So up for some active service? Its only the Chinese...what have they got on us...;)

we're what?

Karoma

Overheal wrote: »

we're what?

You're one anyway...

WindSock wrote: »

Will there be chinese food?

Everybody knows the "Chinese food" you get over here is a plot to fatten and slow us down, so no. (There may be lead-poisoning inducing cutlery, or weapons "Made In China" in it for you though)

Thrill

JIZZLORD wrote: »

tsk...

Meh.

Thirdfox

In the spirit of AH: Yore Ma...

But you haven't realised how many Chinese sleeper agents there are in Ireland already - we've already got control of your government already (they weren't up to much anyway )

edit:
Oh and the CCP appointed me to monitor your "boards.ie" forum...and yes we eat our babies...

Jimbo

I'm in.
Chinese people are pretty short, I think we could take them

Thirdfox

All the better to punch you in the testicles...

edit:
What happened to Karoma's post?!?

Only for all the tea ..

Agent Smith

Thirdfox wrote: »

I

But you haven't realised how many Chinese sleeper agents there are in Ireland already

in Fairness, They stick out a mile.


I'll Join, whats the pay like?

sunnyjim

I'm so in.

I'll head to Irish Aer Corps Spec. Ops. Field Station in Abbeyshrule... Darkman2, you better head to the donner and spark up the turbos!!

Sofaspud

WindSock wrote: »

Will there be chinese food?

Yes, but there they just call it "food"

AckwelFoley

jimbo78 wrote: »

I'm in.
Chinese people are pretty short, I think we could take them

My mate Jack is 6'1 and has beaten down many the white cracker so i woulddnt be too sure about that

So no, im not in.

I like my mate and my Chow Mein too much

Riddle101

darkman2 wrote: »

Due to China's notorious human rights record and its actions in Tibet and also the fact John Gormley does not know when to keep his mouth shut recruits are needed for our esteemed Defence forces to repel the imminent Chinese attack. Dermot Ahern yesterday 'told' the Chinese they 'must' do this and that just before he could say......'or else'. So recruits are needed and I can think of no better place then AH to start - given the high IQ and moral decency of boardsies in here. As you know the defence forces have really developed in the last few years - what with the ending of the deafness claims and the purchasing of some brand new turbo props
http://www.military.ie/aircorps/fleet/pilatus/images/pilatus1.jpg
and outdoor toilets. http://sodazitron.blogger.de/static/antville/sodazitron/images/halovo_doba.jpg We believe we offer the very best in Europe in terms of equipment and can, with your help, successfully crush the Chinese just like the people in Chad. Ask not what your country can do for you but what YOU can do for your country....



So up for some active service? Its only the Chinese...what have they got on us...;)

Well i can drink a billion beers in one go and then use my pee pee (the worlds best power hose) to hose down and knock the Chinese soliders back as they charge at us with their millions of soldiers. ALL HAIL EL PENO!

RoyalMarine

Riddle101 wrote: »

Well i can drink a billion beers in one go and then use my pee pee (the worlds best power hose) to hose down and knock the Chinese soliders back as they charge at us with their millions of soldiers. ALL HAIL EL PENO!

idiot post of the month??

Riddle101

RoyalMarineComm wrote: »

idiot post of the month??

Whatever you say man

Oilrig

OP... don't post pissed.

Steve

sooooooo glad I took the time to read this.



especially as boards seems to be on the rag tonight.

Defenestrate

We'll need guns. Lots of guns. :cool:

Overheal

And drink. Lots of drink.

And beer. Lots of Beer.

And Milk. Lots of Milk.

Honey Nut Cheerios.

ScumLord

Asian people can't process alcohol as well as us Europeans if we challenge them to a drinking competition we're sure to win. Even if it is 3 million Vs a billion pansies.

Heisenberg.

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Ross_Mahon

Pull their cheeks back, and then they wont be able to see!