Question for the meat lovers.

Pighead

Time for the old "Would you kill an animal yourself" chestnut. If there were no abattoirs or butchers and you had to produce your own meat i.e. find an animal, feed it and then slaughter it, would you? Or would you consider joining the vegetarians?

Now most of you lot are fat and lazy yet you really really love your meat. So which of your instincts would win out do you reckon?

smashey

Kill the animal and eat it raw.

justsomebloke

yes I would, I think as a meat eater I have to take the responsibility for my action of choosing to eat meat and should there for be able to kill the animal if needed.

If I couldn't then I think I would have to become a veggie

smashey

Salad Boy wrote: »

If I couldn't then I think I would have to become a veggie

The hole you dig just keeps getting deeper.

The Hill Billy

I have killed my own food before & would do it again.

justsomebloke

smashey wrote: »

The hole you dig just keeps getting deeper.

it's not a hole, it is a pit for a really big BBQ

The Hill Billy

Salad Boy wrote: »

it's not a hole, it is a pit for a really big BBQ

Or a furrow for carrots, lettuce & asparagus?

ibh

Used to work in an abattoir. So no problem at all. Have killed a chicken before as well. Just think about how delicious it tastes...

John Mason

this is why i am a veggie:)

princess-lala

irishbird wrote: »

this is why i am a veggie:)

Well after this i think i could be joining you:eek:

trout

Depends ... bare hands, or can I bring a big stick like a hurley, or maybe a knife ?

The more I think about it, if it was a cow, I could probably choke it out ... and if it was something smaller, like a pig or chicken, I could probably just sit on it.

Short answer is yes. I could, I have, and I would do so again.

In the interest of fairness, if the cow, pig or chicken win against me ... I have no problem with them eating my dead body. Fair's fair.

dfx-

Surely a clever brother could set a trap, go away, rest up and come back to see the fruits of his labour later on.

No fuss, minimum effort, maximum results:cool:

DJ_Spider

Have killed before and would do it again. (animals that is, honest!) I was in the army for 12 years so had to find our own food sometimes. You can only eat so much chicken soup from your rations :eek: In fact before I left the UK my ex g/f son was in the cadets, he brought home some ration packs from when he went on camp.

It was actually pretty good, not like the stuff we had, everything tasted like chicken :eek: (so does human flesh I'm told!!!)

The Hill Billy

DJ_Spider wrote: »

everything tasted like chicken :eek: (so does human flesh I'm told!!!)

Apparently human flesh tastes more like pork.

Some parts though smell like fish, but in fact taste like chiken.

Mr. CooL ICE

I'd send the wimmins out to catch the food for me. Abbatoir or not, they're not gonna get off lightly

Pighead

irishbird wrote: »

this is why i am a veggie:)

What if all the vegetables in the world suddenly died? Would you be tempted to have a nibble on DesF's cocktail sausage?

DJ_Spider

Pighead wrote: »

What if all the vegetables in the world suddenly died?

Then I would celebrate, I only like carrots, peas, parsnips, and sweetcorn! But at least we don't have to skin, gut, and cut them up.......Arrgghhhh......I'm turning into SaladBoy :eek: :eek: :eek:

2lb burger please, stat! :pac::pac::pac::pac:

Aisling(",)

eh wouldnt particiularly want to but if it came down to it id kill it n eat it.
kinda a problem if i wouldnt as i dont eat and veggies apart from potatoes around once a week.

Rob_l

Aisling(",) wrote: »

eh wouldnt particiularly want to but if it came down to it id kill it n eat it.
kinda a problem if i wouldnt as i dont eat and veggies apart from potatoes around once a week.

Potatoes once a week:eek:

but your irish surely you should eat potatoes thrice daily

sometimes i eat who meals consisting of nothing but spuds

Rob_l

I'd give up meat and become a vegan like that spanner moby

Tar.Aldarion

irishbird wrote: »

this is why i am a veggie:)

It's not quite that reason for me. I have no problem with killing an animal or a person if I want to, i just don't want to at the moment.

Nevyn

trout wrote: »

Short answer is yes. I could, I have, and I would do so again.

+1

Pigman II

Pighead wrote: »

Time for the old "Would you kill an animal yourself" chestnut. If there were no abattoirs or butchers and you had to produce your own meat i.e. find an animal, feed it and then slaughter it, would you? Or would you consider joining the vegetarians?

Now most of you lot are fat and lazy yet you really really love your meat. So which of your instincts would win out do you reckon?

I would become a veggie. Not because I'm squimish but purely because I'm very lazy. All that aforementioned sounds like a lot of effort and I for one don't feel like going to the bother after a hard days work.

It's the same reason I don't eat oranges. It's just too much effort vs reward.

ChewChew

I have never sought and killed my meat but I have had the pleasure of standing in our kitchen as a kid watching my father skin a rabbit and make a stew out of the poor little thing, but I must admit it was fantastically delicious!!!

My old man also used to work in a local Horse Abbatoir. I was there for the viewing of many a horse that got slaughtered. Bullet to the head. Throat slit. body skinned. Then gutted. I enjoyed everybit of it. My sisters got the job of emptying the horseys insides onto the conveyor belt which I was utterly jealous of, but I did get to hose all the blood down the drains.

So basically what I'm trying to say is YES. . I was kill then snack.

Seraphina

i wouldn't, simply because i haven't a clue how to and would probably mess it up

butchering lessons would be in order should a crisis like that occur.

Xavi6

I'd do anything to avoid eating veggies so murder it is.

5starpool

If all the butchers and abattoirs closed or didn't exist, then I would set up a chain of slaughtering shops to fill the gap and make loads of monies.

LouOB

Ive choked many a chicken in my 27years ;-)

Pigman II

LouOB wrote: »

Ive choked many a chicken in my 27years ;-)

That sounds like it keeps you very busy indeed.

Have you ever found time to masturbate?

minidazzler

I would eat the Animal then kill it.


or
If I had developed a liking for the walking piece of Rasher I would swap Animals with a friend before I have to kill my own so then I dont have to kill my own one myself. I would kill my friends and eat it.

Pj!

I do it quite often. Nothing like some freshly shot duck or a nice piece of venison.

AlmightyCushion

Well if there was no butchers, I'd probably open up a butchers and corner the market. We'd be the microsoft of the meat products market, it'd make a killing.*



*pun intended.

Pighead

Forky wrote: »

I do it quite often. Nothing like some freshly shot duck or a nice piece of venison.

What about if all the farm animals and deers and ducks etc were all wiped out by an airborne virus which left dogs and cats as the only animals left. Would you still be a meat eater?

justsomebloke

probably once teh meat tasted nice

smashey

Dog is nice. Very tender.

Pj!

Pighead wrote: »

What about if all the farm animals and deers and ducks etc were all wiped out by an airborne virus which left dogs and cats as the only animals left. Would you still be a meat eater?

I'd stick to fish to be honest.

Pigman II

Pighead wrote: »

cats as the only animals left. Would you still be a meat eater?

Ive eaten my fair share of pussy in my 27years ;-)

I've also performed oral sex on women many many times.

The Last Bandit

Men must kill their own food, its the way of the world.

redfacedbear

I've no idea how you'd go about slaughtering an animal but if somebody wanted to show me I'd be willing to learn.

sheesh

Killed fish (put your finger in their mouth snap the neck dead instantly no pain) gutted fish no problem. the thing is when they are alive they are really colourful and a joy of nature, once dead they start looking like something that would go great fried in batter with chips, or just fried in a pan with butter.

in fairness processing a large animal like a cow would be awful the first time but baby if it was my only route to hamburgers and spag bol (the food of kings) I guarantee you that bovine is going down.

So yeah I'd kill it gut it hang it somewhere cool to tenderise it.

KamiKazi

Well if there were no butchers etc. then I'd have to assume that it would be considered the norm to kill and prepare your on food so I think the real question is not would kill and prepare your own meat it's would you kill and prepare other peoples meat for payment.

truecrippler

Give the wimmin a spear and a net, have her catch it and kill it.
Have her cook it too, or did I have to mention that?

arybvtcw0eolkf

Pighead wrote: »

Time for the old "Would you kill an animal yourself" chestnut. If there were no abattoirs or butchers and you had to produce your own meat i.e. find an animal, feed it and then slaughter it, would you? Or would you consider joining the vegetarians?

Now most of you lot are fat and lazy yet you really really love your meat. So which of your instincts would win out do you reckon?

Here's Mairt catching dinner



And here's what happens when Mairt and friends decide not to get a chinkers tonight...



I hope this answer's Pighead's question.

DJ_Spider

smashey wrote: »

Dog is nice. Very tender.

not ruff then?

truecrippler

So... you didn't catch anything then Mairt?.. it's allowed but not too often, ok?