What am I missing?

Skittlebrau

Brothers! (If I may be so bold as to call you that, it's long overdue but this is my first post here)

I need the benefit of your many years of experience. The missus is away for the weekend and life is good.

Last night, sat on the couch, drank beer, ordered 2 large pizzas and watched tv til 4am.

Today, got up, walked the dog (to the shops to get smokes), watched a match (AFL I'm in Melbourne), ate the leftover pizza, and am now drinking beer and counting down the 5 hours or so til the real football starts.

I know I need to address the food issue soon as alas I'm down to the last slice but try as I might I can't find a kebabary that will deliver but I'm sure I'll sort something out.

My question is...what am I missing? I have the beer, sport, and will have the food. I want to make sure I'm making the most of this.

iwannaquit

Your're missing the porn dude...

Hagar

A good loud action movie, Die Hard or Platoon maybe.

Skittlebrau

iwannaquit wrote: »

Your're missing the porn dude...

I'm on the net, I figured it was a given.

Hagar wrote: »

A good loud action movie, Die Hard or Platoon maybe.

Did that last night. Watched the Bourne Ultimatum. Today is a super sports Saturday.

Xavi6

A blowjob while you're watching the football and drinking beer

Quality

I think your missing your missus!:p

Gordon

Get some mates over!

Skittlebrau

Xavi6 wrote: »

A blowjob while you're watching the football and drinking beer

I can't stretch that way.

Quality wrote: »

I think your missing your missus!:p

Nope. Definitely not.

Gordon wrote: »

Get some mates over!

The call's been sent out. Should be here later.

ntlbell

MLE

Why dont you tidy the house. And spend the rest of the weekend writing a poem which expresses how much you love your wife.:D

Skittlebrau

MLE wrote: »

Why dont you tidy the house. And spend the rest of the weekend writing a poem which expresses how much you love your wife.:D

While I appreciate the obvious sarcastic nature of your post there is a lot to be said for racking up the browie points. The house will be in a reasonable state when the g/f gets home tomorrow (I haven't deemed her worthy of marriage yet).

I don't think the poetry is a goer though. Besides being a bit ghey, my talents peak at the occasional saucy limerick which probably wouldn't have the same effect.

Sherifu

Strippers.

trout

I have considered yore situation. I am quite jealous.


What you need is AC/DC on the stereo. Crank it up, and head bang until footy time.

I recommend "Back in Black". Repeat as required.

Skittlebrau

trout wrote: »

I have considered yore situation. I am quite jealous.


What you need is AC/DC on the stereo. Crank it up, and head bang until footy time.

I recommend "Back in Black". Repeat as required.

Your reputation round these parts is justly deserved.

Best suggestion yet.

ChapOfDRyans

to add to your mates coming over hopefully with extra drink,an xbox 360 with call of duty,pro evo and enough joy-pads.

minidazzler

ChapOfDRyans wrote: »

to add to your mates coming over hopefully with extra drink,an xbox 360 with call of duty,pro evo and enough joy-pads.

I agree with this statement. You can play them after the "Footie".

I think if you feel you are missing something it is a few inches......What size is your TV? and where do you live cos I will totally hijack a plane to come over to Austrailia.

Gillo

Trout wrote:

What you need is AC/DC on the stereo. Crank it up, and head bang until footy time.

I recommend "Back in Black". Repeat as required

ChapOfDRyans wrote:

to add to your mates coming over hopefully with extra drink,an xbox 360 with call of duty,pro evo and enough joy-pads.

Kinda sums up how we separate the men from the boys.

The Hill Billy

ChapOfDRyans wrote: »

joy-pads.

We used to call them tits in my day.

Kold

A lazy day without weed is only a semi-slovenly day.

dr strangelove

Zombies

You can never have enough zombies.

truecrippler

Just walk around the house in your undies or go naked. Bring loads of junk food into the tv room and a crap load of beer. Have all your bare essentials with you. No need to leave the room.
Oh and watch The Big Lebowski for life improvement tips.

DublinWriter

Skittlebrau wrote: »

My question is...what am I missing?

Nothing, you're living the dream Brother, you're living the dream.

You might try a little fart-lighting, just as the icing on the cake.

arybvtcw0eolkf

trout wrote: »

I have considered yore situation. I am quite jealous.


What you need is AC/DC on the stereo. Crank it up, and head bang until footy time.

I recommend "Back in Black". Repeat as required.

Can I recommend this one....

And get a grip of yourself.