Those advertisements on the street for Dog owners

WoollyRedHat

You know the ads on the streets that have a picture of a dog saying: " If I had two hands I'd pick it up myself!"

No they wouldn't because they're dogs! They'd do it away where people would walk if they had the mentality to have to pick it up!
Great advertising campaign :rolleyes:

Huggles

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

No they wouldn't because they're dogs! They'd do it away where people would walk if they had the mentality to have to pick it up!
Great advertising campaign :rolleyes:

What? Animals and Pet issues tbh.

armour87

They would sh1t in their hands and throw it at passer-bys

i know this

Doctor DooM

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

You know the ads on the streets that have a picture of a dog saying: " If I had two hands I'd pick it up myself!"

No they wouldn't because they're dogs! They'd do it away where people would walk if they had the mentality to have to pick it up!
Great advertising campaign :rolleyes:

I have not seen this ad but it seems to be advocating some kind of strange dog/human mutant hybrids which I cannot stand for. If a dog had two hands, it would either need a rearranged skeletal structure in order to stand on two legs, or have its hands on its back or something.

EamonnKeane

Dogs could easily scoop it into their ears anyway.

Doctor DooM

EamonnKeane wrote: »

Dogs could easily scoop it into their ears anyway.

Scoop them with what? Their mutant hand things?

NoQuarter

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

You know the ads on the streets that have a picture of a dog saying: " If I had two hands I'd pick it up myself!"

No they wouldn't because they're dogs! They'd do it away where people would walk if they had the mentality to have to pick it up!
Great advertising campaign :rolleyes:

my cat told me he heard a group of dogs saying how they feel like animals that they cant even pick up their own sh1t!

buckfast4me

woof woof im a dog

Thrill

If they had two hands they'd use the toilet like the rest of us. Either that or they'd pull on a pair of Huggies before going for walkies.

Steve

When I was a wee lad, a mate had a dog that used to eat its own shit.

Wasn't pleasant to behold but solved the litter problem nonetheless.

Thrill

stevec wrote: »

When I was a wee lad, a mate had a dog that used to eat its own shit.

I've seen a dog do that before as well. The only thing I could think of was that it must have been starved.

Disgusting, but at least it cleaned up after itself.

WindSock

If I had fur, four legs and a tail I'd make wees and poos all over the place.

Peared

WindSock wrote: »

If I had fur, four legs and a tail I'd make wees and poos all over the place.

Why would you need the tail and fur?

Sure,go for it.

WindSock

Yes but I have hands so people would expect me to clean it up.

Peared

WindSock wrote: »

Yes but I have hands so people would expect me to clean it up.

Yes I see your problem.

You could always do it behind furniture/down alleyways and then deny ownership. The burden of proof would lie with the accusers I feel.

landydef

stevec wrote: »

When I was a wee lad, a mate had a dog that used to eat its own shit.

Wasn't pleasant to behold but solved the litter problem nonetheless.

maybe we humans should learn from this,it could lead to cheaper diesel!
eating our own **** would have diverse effects on the world's demand for crops and other such like, therefore leaving more land to grow rapeseed crop for bio-diesel!

Jeapy

I think the "when your dog does his buisness, do yours" ads are really funny. like who drew the dog that looks like he's busting his gut trying to poo! the one at mount argus makes me laugh everyday!

RobertFoster

Jeapy wrote: »

I think the "when your dog does his buisness, do yours" ads are really funny. like who drew the dog that looks like he's busting his gut trying to poo! the one at mount argus makes me laugh everyday!

I find those signs funny too. Not only because of the dog busting a gut as you put it, but the fact that permission is given to dog owners to take a dump when their dog does.