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Have you done it outside?

  • 11-04-2008 3:46pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,861 ✭✭✭


    Just looking at the threat on that Ballymun thing and got me thinking how many of us on here have had sex outside? Now I don't mean like that inncident god no but just with the lady friend or whatever. I've done it once or twice, once in a bike shed in a school at the weekend and another in behind a few fences at a hospital..


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  • Posts: 8,647 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    In IT 125G today in NUIG!;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Plenty of times.

    Being a professional rapist affords Pighead plenty of opportunities for outside sex.


  • Posts: 8,647 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Pighead wrote: »
    Plenty of times.

    Being a professional rapist affords Pighead plenty of opportunities for outside sex.
    and that is why you are notoroius.:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,861 ✭✭✭Irishcrx


    Pighead- Took my manhood from me..I knew it was you all along..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,692 ✭✭✭Loomis


    Yehs, iz niiice


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Pighead wrote: »
    Plenty of times.

    Being a professional rapist affords Pighead plenty of opportunities for outside sex.
    I'm fairly sure the OP meant girls, not sheep.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,919 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Have you done it outside?

    Yeah, with you know who.......

    (I'll give you a clue, it's a relation of yours)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    I haven't even done it. =D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,541 ✭✭✭Heisenberg.


    This post has been deleted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,861 ✭✭✭Irishcrx


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Yeah, with you know who.......


    (I'll give you a clue, it's a relation of yours)


    Was waiting on that one :rolleyes:
    Davidius wrote: »
    I haven't even done it. =D

    You poor man better take pigheads advice under your belt.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Sure have - in the sand dunes one literally does tend to experience sand in one's vagina.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Yeah, with you know who.......

    (I'll give you a clue, it's a relation of yours)


    And you know where.....

    (I'll give you a clue, you live there)

    Giggidy!

    :pac:
    Dudess wrote: »
    Sure have - in the sand dunes one literally does tend to experience sand in one's vagina.

    OMFG :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    Does me mams nissan micra count?

    It has a sun roof!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    I tried in a field when I was 16, but ya know, I drank too much and KO'd.

    Haha!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,919 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Dudess wrote: »
    Sure have - in the sand dunes one literally does tend to experience sand in one's vagina.

    Did he dip his lad into the sand before he put it in? Like a Dip Dab. Cause that'd hurt.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,890 ✭✭✭✭Nalz


    :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    caoibhin wrote: »
    Does me mams nissan micra count?

    It has a sun roof!!!

    Was the sun roof open?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,017 ✭✭✭Bendihorse


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Did he dip his lad into the sand before he put it in? Like a Dip Dab. Cause that'd hurt.

    Oh mother of god im crossing my legs even thinking about that :eek:

    Dudess, you should do it in the water or on the shoreline, let the waves take away all the sticky sand


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    Irishcrx wrote: »
    Just looking at the threat on that Ballymun thing and got me thinking how many of us on here have had sex outside? Now I don't mean like that inncident god no but just with the lady friend or whatever. I've done it once or twice, once in a bike shed in a school at the weekend and another in behind a few fences at a hospital..

    classy girl.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,745 ✭✭✭doonothing


    in zee bushes of zee park.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Bendihorse wrote: »
    Oh mother of god im crossing my legs even thinking about that :eek:

    Dudess, you should do it in the water or on the shoreline, let the waves take away all the sticky sand
    Saltwater?! :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Irishcrx wrote: »
    Just looking at the threat on that Ballymun thing and got me thinking how many of us on here have had sex outside?

    What Ballymun thing?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    i have done it outside more times than i have done it indoors.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Does St. Stephen's Green count? It's really more of an enclosed area...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Dudess wrote: »
    Sure have - in the sand dunes one literally does tend to experience sand in one's vagina.
    But I don't have a vagina. :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    In IT 125G today in NUIG!;)

    /Checks to see if I ever have to go in there again...

    ....no!

    Thank God!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,174 ✭✭✭D


    *raises hand*

    Did it in a field with long grass. It was a beautiful day, we went for a picnic on two bicycles out in the country was such a great day.

    /me is officially in a good mood for the rest of the day.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 817 ✭✭✭YogiBear


    i have done it outside more times than i have done it indoors.
    Are you homeless? :confused::D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 505 ✭✭✭briantwin


    Yep, loads of times. I love working the door for no name discos!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,044 ✭✭✭gcgirl


    where do i start!!!! The back of the driving range down in Greystones at about 3 in the afternoon on a friday!! St Laurences carpark & Kindlestown wood actually quite a few places around greystones !!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,875 ✭✭✭Seraphina


    yes, church grounds of all places

    im surely going to hell


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    Dudess wrote: »
    Sure have - in the sand dunes one literally does tend to experience sand in one's vagina.


    Snap and it sure is a great way for him to exfoliate his cock:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,687 ✭✭✭Dun laoire


    Pighead wrote: »
    Plenty of times.

    Being a professional rapist affords Pighead plenty of opportunities for outside sex.

    You cant beat a good foggy friday night.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,385 ✭✭✭Jemmy


    No not yet plenty of places id like to tho! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,251 ✭✭✭AngryBadger


    Yes.

    Let's just say if I was a Cat, Waterford city would smell distinctly...of Padraic lurve...which it does anyway...even though i'm not a cat...not really anyway....I'll go now. :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,649 ✭✭✭Catari Jaguar


    Just waiting for summer weather and being able to wear skirts again ;)

    - Back of a bus when it was stopped to change drivers

    - Against a tree in a housing estate

    - On Bray Head (heheh "head") :p

    I give himself handjobs in public places because it amuses me to make him squirm and/or spend rest of day with messy trousers! :D:D:D Bowling alley, college, buses, hospital...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭truecrippler


    In a crappy little tree house I built when I was younger.

    Outside RTE too, right before I was on "The Cafe" :D.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,658 ✭✭✭old boy


    in me younger days it was the only place it could be done, the outside walls of some dance halls were lined with a heaving mass of moaning shuddering copulating couples, and funny enough the weather never seemed to have an adverse effect on numbers, ah well god be with the days when i was a chap and certain girls were proud of me


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,957 ✭✭✭trout


    i have done it outside more times than i have done it indoors.

    so ... that's twice outside ? ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,780 ✭✭✭alie


    Igave himself many a hand job outside the old sarah curran and we did it up against a lampost. them were the days


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 344 ✭✭scoot on


    Lots and lots! It's the best kind :D

    Used to do it outside all the time before we started living together. We still have the odd outdoor adventure during the summer to keep things a bit exciting. Last one was when we went for a drive on a really hot day last summer, parked at the side of the road and went for a "walk" down by a lake. Oh the memories ;)


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 3,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭The Real B-man


    Sure have :D i think this should be polled?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    Ahh you cant beat the great outdoors, I got caught by the garda in a playground on the wooden bridge cause there were complaints from the neighbours.:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 314 ✭✭buckfast4me


    gcgirl wrote: »
    where do i start!!!! The back of the driving range down in Greystones at about 3 in the afternoon on a friday!! St Laurences carpark & Kindlestown wood actually quite a few places around greystones !!

    good post.. lol .,


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Quality wrote: »
    Ahh you cant beat the great outdoors, I got caught by the garda in a playground on the wooden bridge cause there were complaints from the neighbours.:eek:

    Thats disgraceful. Kids playgrounds shouldn't be smelling like a red herring trawler :pac:

    Anyway, does a tent count?

    Never had full sex outside. Just dropping the hand at the back of building when i was younger.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 3,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭The Real B-man


    gcgirl wrote: »
    where do i start!!!! The back of the driving range down in Greystones at about 3 in the afternoon on a friday!! St Laurences carpark & Kindlestown wood actually quite a few places around greystones !!

    Kindlestown Classy Bird ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,044 ✭✭✭gcgirl


    Kindlestown Classy Bird ;)

    Now it was Kindlestown wood not the frigging estate :):) but now that i think we did get it on in his parents side entrence once:):)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 59 ✭✭eclectictrek


    Mmm hhmm...Sure have!! Tis Bold:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 407 ✭✭Ronanom


    In IT 125G today in NUIG!;)


    I didn't think Nerds got laid.....mhoi


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    No.


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