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Full Frontal Crotch Grab

  • 10-04-2008 10:59am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,320 ✭✭✭


    Keep seeing this with dublins younger generation <=17 Hand down the tracksuit having a good aul grope... no shame just fondling...
    i was brought up with al bundy and the half hand down the pants watching tv... thats grand in the confort of your own home watching grand designs or something ,but Why do they want to hold/cup/play with them selves in the street etc.

    ok rant over, just want to know does anyone on here do it, know of someone that can explain it to me etc...

    thanks people

    ronan


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 3,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭The Real B-man


    Yeah i never got this tbh there just scumbags full stop


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭stevoman


    Its becuse everyone in Liverpool used to do it about 8 years ago. Seriously, just like tucking the socks into into the tracksuit bottoms.

    It goes to show to things -

    1 - Scangers cant even be original.

    2 - It took eight goddamn years for that to cross the sea.


    Footnote - I seen this first hand when i was in Liverpool.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭KingOfFairview


    Yeah teenage girls really can be disgusting all right


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,692 ✭✭✭Loomis


    I feel self conscious walking down the street so I always wonder what goes through their heads when they have a hand down their kaks and are scratching/playing away at themselves. Probably not a lot goes through their heads though which would explain it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    yeah it's strange alright....... saw a group of bout 5 doin it at the same time recently.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭KingOfFairview


    DaveMcG wrote: »
    yeah it's strange alright....... saw a group of bout 5 doin it at the same time recently.
    Were they standing in a circle with a biscuit on the ground?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,981 ✭✭✭Paulzx


    Probably adjusting their stash of heroin. Leave them alone they're underprivleged and have nothing else to do!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭KingOfFairview


    Paulzx wrote: »
    Probably adjusting their stash of heroin. Leave them alone they're underprivleged and have nothing else to do!!!!

    Well how do you explain the Worzel Gummidge haircutted, faux-Californian accented, fat-necked posh boys on the Green Line LUAS who do it then?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,320 ✭✭✭ro1798


    Were they standing in a circle with a biscuit on the ground?

    :D would not be surprised would have to be a jammy dodger or some other one with a knacker twist...

    have not seen the girls do it... :cool:

    if a bloke in a suit in town was walking around doing it... he would be arrested...

    2 laws in this town


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭KingOfFairview


    ro1798 wrote: »
    :D would not be surprised would have to be a jammy dodger or some other one with a knacker twist...

    have not seen the girls do it... :cool:

    if a bloke in a suit in town was walking around doing it... he would be arrested...

    2 laws in this town

    2 laws? Really? would you care to give some examples of this double standard or is it strictly in your imagination?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,320 ✭✭✭ro1798


    never seen a duber doing it.... but i have moved north or the river, so get the full brunt of knacks:cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I personally haven't seen it but then I try not look at skangers' crotches ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Well how do you explain the Worzel Gummidge haircutted, faux-Californian accented, fat-necked posh boys on the Green Line LUAS who do it then?

    Easy...
    They are just having a wánk...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,824 ✭✭✭RoyalMarine


    perhaps it started when they didnt wash/shower for weeks on end.
    with constant ****/and un protected sex im sure its led to a huge increase in disease's and severe smegma build up in their crotch area. so they get itchy a lot quicker. thus its easier to keep their hands down there for ease of access when they need to scratch/pluck some smegma off.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭KingOfFairview


    Well I've seen a man in a gold top hat driving a billion dollar Bentley rubbing snot on his flute while stopped at traffic lights, so it just goes to show...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,320 ✭✭✭ro1798


    if i was dry w*nking in public i would be arrested....
    if i g*ng b*nged a underage girl in a public park i would be arrested
    2 current examples


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,541 ✭✭✭Davei141


    ro1798 wrote: »
    never seen a duber doing it.... but i have moved north or the river, so get the full brunt of knacks:cool:

    You should probably move back then, Ronan.

    This has been around years nothing new...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,320 ✭✭✭ro1798


    i wish i could move back.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,541 ✭✭✭Davei141


    ro1798 wrote: »
    i wish i could move back.

    Did daddy take you off the payroll now you cant afford it? shame.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,320 ✭✭✭ro1798


    how do they explain the smell of edam in their morning sales meetings when shaking hands


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Well I've seen a man in a gold top hat driving a billion dollar Bentley rubbing snot on his flute while stopped at traffic lights, so it just goes to show...
    :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,399 ✭✭✭✭r3nu4l


    Isn't it obvious! This is all down to a lack of local amenities! I blame the government for depriving d'ordinary working class man...blah, blah


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,981 ✭✭✭Paulzx


    Well how do you explain the Worzel Gummidge haircutted, faux-Californian accented, fat-necked posh boys on the Green Line LUAS who do it then?


    Thats a disgraceful stereotype. You should be ashamed of yourself:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭KingOfFairview


    r3nu4l wrote: »
    Isn't it obvious! This is all down to a lack of local amenities! I blame the government for depriving d'ordinary working class man...blah, blah

    Ha ha ha!! good one!! thats what a "loony leftie" would say, and now you are saying it, but in a satirical way. by insinuating that left wing people blame all their ills (including this one, which is ludicrous) on social deprevation, you have totally undermined that argument!!! Haa haa!!! I get it. Fabulous satire, Mr. Morris.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭KingOfFairview


    Paulzx wrote: »
    Thats a disgraceful stereotype. You should be ashamed of yourself:D

    thats actually just one bloke I'm referring to ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Well I've seen a man in a gold top hat driving a billion dollar Bentley rubbing snot on his flute
    I didn't know James Galway could drive?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭KingOfFairview


    Hagar wrote: »
    I didn't know James Galway could drive?
    :D:D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,399 ✭✭✭✭r3nu4l


    Ha ha ha!! good one!! thats what a "loony leftie" would say, and now you are saying it, but in a satirical way. by insinuating that left wing people blame all their ills (including this one, which is ludicrous) on social deprevation, you have totally undermined that argument!!! Haa haa!!! I get it. Fabulous satire, Mr. Morris.

    Ah, sarcasm, such a wonderful form of wit!
    oh, wait, sh!t, I just undermined myself :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 643 ✭✭✭board om


    Paulzx wrote: »
    Probably adjusting their stash of heroin. Leave them alone they're underprivleged and have nothing else to do!!!!


    that is truer than you actually think. this is what a lot of them are actually doing. watch them the next time they are approaching someone they know on the street and keep an eye on where there hands go. and dont think they just grab the crotch, if you look very carefully you will see some of them drop their hand down the back of their tracksuit. no prizes for guessing where they are pulling their stash from when they do that..........


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,396 ✭✭✭✭kaimera


    perhaps it started when they didnt wash/shower for weeks on end.
    with constant ****/and un protected sex im sure its led to a huge increase in disease's and severe smegma build up in their crotch area. so they get itchy a lot quicker. thus its easier to keep their hands down there for ease of access when they need to scratch/pluck some smegma off.
    Bravo good sir. ****ing excellent.

    e.thanks to you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    perhaps it started when they didnt wash/shower for weeks on end.
    with constant ****/and un protected sex im sure its led to a huge increase in disease's and severe smegma build up in their crotch area. so they get itchy a lot quicker. thus its easier to keep their hands down there for ease of access when they need to scratch/pluck some smegma off.
    Eugh.....that was NOT a pleasant post to read!!:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 204 ✭✭A racy brainrot


    It was one of those funny but disgusting posts


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,171 ✭✭✭Neamhshuntasach


    I was in xtra vision yesterday and i seen a bunch of scumbag looking f*ckers with their hands down the bags in front of one of their mothers. There was about 5 of them and 3 were giving it a good tug. No shame.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,975 ✭✭✭nkay1985


    perhaps it started when they didnt wash/shower for weeks on end.
    with constant ****/and un protected sex im sure its led to a huge increase in disease's and severe smegma build up in their crotch area. so they get itchy a lot quicker. thus its easier to keep their hands down there for ease of access when they need to scratch/pluck some smegma off.

    I think I just threw up in my mouth!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,408 ✭✭✭Huggles


    perhaps it started when they didnt wash/shower for weeks on end.
    with constant ****/and un protected sex im sure its led to a huge increase in disease's and severe smegma build up in their crotch area. so they get itchy a lot quicker. thus its easier to keep their hands down there for ease of access when they need to scratch/pluck some smegma off.

    Pukes :(


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  • Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Hagar wrote: »
    I didn't know James Galway could drive?
    Sure, He could drive anyone to drink! ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 701 ✭✭✭Cathaoirleach


    perhaps it started when they didnt wash/shower for weeks on end.
    with constant ****/and un protected sex im sure its led to a huge increase in disease's and severe smegma build up in their crotch area. so they get itchy a lot quicker. thus its easier to keep their hands down there for ease of access when they need to scratch/pluck some smegma off.

    PMSL :D


  • Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    perhaps it started when they didnt wash/shower for weeks on end.
    with constant ****/and un protected sex im sure its led to a huge increase in disease's and severe smegma build up in their crotch area. so they get itchy a lot quicker. thus its easier to keep their hands down there for ease of access when they need to scratch/pluck some smegma off.

    It's the old "scratch-n-sniff" :D

    btw never accept a cheese sandwich from these guys!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,894 ✭✭✭✭phantom_lord


    let's just burn them in a grease fire.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 562 ✭✭✭utick


    ro1798 wrote: »
    Keep seeing this with dublins younger generation <=17 Hand down the tracksuit having a good aul grope... no shame just fondling...
    i was brought up with al bundy and the half hand down the pants watching tv... thats grand in the confort of your own home watching grand designs or something ,but Why do they want to hold/cup/play with them selves in the street etc.

    ok rant over, just want to know does anyone on here do it, know of someone that can explain it to me etc...

    thanks people

    ronan

    something like this guy in the pink op?

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=zeDLMxs_waM


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,975 ✭✭✭nkay1985


    utick wrote: »
    something like this guy in the pink op?

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=zeDLMxs_waM


    PMSL!!!

    He had a good oul grope alright didn't he? But I suppose sometime, just sometimes, when you're robbin a bike, you just have to relax for a minute. And what better way i ask you... :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    ro1798 wrote: »
    Keep seeing this with dublins younger generation <=17 Hand down the tracksuit having a good aul grope... no shame just fondling...
    i was brought up with al bundy and the half hand down the pants watching tv... thats grand in the confort of your own home watching grand designs or something ,but Why do they want to hold/cup/play with them selves in the street etc.

    ok rant over, just want to know does anyone on here do it, know of someone that can explain it to me etc...

    thanks people

    ronan

    I have never ever seen this. Pics or it never happened.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,658 ✭✭✭old boy


    prob crabs or mabey lack of yon


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    utick wrote: »
    something like this guy in the pink op?

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=zeDLMxs_waM

    The dirty git.


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