Did you have an affectionate Name for Your Privates Growing up??

Loopy

Thought there may be a few funny responses to this one?

In our house, growing up the girls were called 'Totties' and the boys 'Tuppences' !!??!!

I know WTF:D???

Any care to share on this one?

Defenestrate

...what?

Dragan

I know what your thinking and the answer is yes.....i do have a nickname for my penis......The Octagon.

The_B_Man

"Daddys little toothpick"

As young children the neighbourhood was fascinated by the alchemy of mixing girl pee with boy pee.

Duggy747

When he was calm & relaxed his name was Bruce Banner

When he was raging his name changed to The Hulk

After the damage he caused he goes under the alias of Cock McBalls.

Loomis

Batista

Wossack

The Muff Buster

armour87

Mr. (insert your first name here)

The Real B-man

Jerry

marcsignal

Did you have an affectionate Name for Your Privates ??

Emmm, I think an Officer or NCO can be kicked out of the Army for that kind of carry on

Quality

Mary or Fanny.

Bard

I never had an 'affectionate' name for it (a couple of ex-girlfriends of mine did), but I like the one used by J.D. in 'Scrubs'... "Mr. Peeps". Heh.

Adam

Bard wrote: »

I never had an 'affectionate' name for it, but I like the one used by J.D. in 'Scrubs'... "Mr. Peeps". Heh.

Little Buddy doesn't do anything for you then, no?

Rhyme

Dragan wrote: »

I know what your thinking and the answer is yes.....i do have a nickname for my penis......The Octagon.

What about James Westfall and Dr. Kenneth Noisewater?

TheMilkyPirate

Me mother used to call it my tommy tuckens..........

Overheal

me and my flatmates were talking about an old episode of the Simpsons.. my mate's g/f mentions a 'seniore dingdong' joke (homer called himself that when he was a trucker. it was his radio handle)

but as soon as she said it, the bf got this very subtle look of shock and betrayal on his face it was almost a poker tell

EamonnKeane

baraca wrote: »

Me mother used to call it my tommy tuckens..........

that's what she calls mine as well :pac:

Nevyn

Don't most men ? even it is lil Bob or Bob jr.

Adam

EamonnKeane wrote: »

that's what she calls mine as well :pac:

I think baraca's gonna need some cream for that burn!

Bard

Mirror wrote: »

Little Buddy doesn't do anything for you then, no?

Strangely,... no. Why do you ask?

deaddonkey

He's called Captain Wilkins

Mr. CooL ICE

Mossy :cool:

Steve

^^ as in a rolling stone gathers none

civis_liberalis

I never had a name for it, but my ex-friend's, ex-girlfriend gave mine one a few years ago. Make what you will of that!

KnifeWRENCH

This thread scares me! :eek:

KingOfFairview

My wigglestick

Quality

We always called the penis the birdie!

Adam

Bard wrote: »

Strangely,... no. Why do you ask?

It was another Scrubs reference...

MikeHoncho

Mr John Thomas. As in "Excuse me ladies have you met my friend Mr John Thomas?" or "So did you manage to introduce her to Mr John Thomas last night?"

copeyhagen

growing up, no, now.... captain one-eye

KingOfFairview

My Make-fanny-weep stick

kev_s88

mine simply called It

Ninja_scrotum

Eiffel:cool:

doonothing

The_B_Man wrote: »

"Daddys little toothpick"

...jaysus

Boggles

I call mine Derek Mooney!

anniehoo

OMG..bathtime memories floodin back here...it was Fozzie...after fozzie bear...muppets i think..didnt have a name for the "little toothpick" or whatever other poster called it cos there was only me and my sister,no boy talk so they didnt exist till i was at least...ehh..8 or 9.."kiss chasin" had different rules on my estate!:D

TerrorFirmer

...no. 'Willy' sufficed.

civis_liberalis

Boggles wrote: »

I call mine Derek Mooney!

Must be a massive cock so!

haha