Ok. That's just about enough of that!

Alvin T. Grey

Right. The day started off being monday. You know what I mean. Anyway, good news/bad news scenario.

1. Good news. Got off early from work.
2. Bad newes. To go to the dentist.

So, hunting for parking, followed by drilling 'n filling. Peachy!!!

On my way back to the car, I decide that a nice cup of coffee (Mmmmm coffee, the other food group). Bad idea when you can't feel your face. All you end up with is an empty cup, and a wet lap.

Then I get home. No parking space. After 10 minutes of circling the block, I finally pull in a couple of hundred yards from the house. I get out of the car, an into the worst hailstorm in years. Haill was coming down so fast it made whistling sounds.

It lasted right up until I got to my door and then stopped.

Moral of the story:
I'm going out to load up the 249, 416, and the 203. I'm going to empty every last round straight up. Because if God is going to try to tag my arse.......I'M FIRING BACK!!!!!!!

/Rant off

Hivemind187

Officially I can not condone discharging an airsoft device in anger at deities which may or may not exist.

Unofficially - Epic lulz

Shiva

Don't waste ammo - God rarely takes his hits.
Although when he does...it takes him three days to respawn...

CrazyRabbit

Shiva wrote: »

Don't waste ammo - God rarely takes his hits.
Although when he does...it takes him three days to respawn...

hehe.

<---waits for someone to say "I don't get it".

Hivemind187

I'll give favorable odds that he blames his stigmata on hot-aeg's.

Alvin T. Grey

We are all soooo going to hell.

Ah yes, Hell. Where the AEGs are really hot. The BBs are all bad biodegradable ones. The batteries are on ther last legs.

AND THE ONLY SIDEARMS AVAILABLE ARE GLOCKS!!!!!!!!!

I'm repenting this instant! Whos with me??!!!

Keggers

Me Me Oh For The Love Of God I REPENT I REPENT!






[EDIT] Too much?

kdouglas

Coincidentally enough, I was at the dentist today too, but it was actually a good visit, very little pain inflicted and I'm very glad I went because my mouth is now devoid of the sharp pointy steel bits that have been digging into the inside of my face for the last 2, nearly 3, years.

See how different life is when you appreciate the beauty of the glock?

Alvin T. Grey

No amount of pain will ever entice me to appriciate the asthetics of a Glock. God may be omnipotent. But Glocks are just.... so.... damn.... ugly.
Lets just say, that creating the heavens and earth and all therein took six days, then knackered him out for the seventh.

I suppose that a job like getting Glocks to look good would take a month or two, he'd need to subcontract the majority, take on a couple of trainees on work expierence then spend the next six months in rehab recovering after the nervous breakdown.

Glocks are ug-the-feck-ly.

gandalf

Well I finally bought a can of Propane in B&Q. Now GBB's that were crap with 134a are feckin wonderful, shame about the stink but the KJW Sig P226 is nearly giving me wood now

Alvin I hope that wonderful mental image helps lift your day

Fallschirmjager

gandalf wrote: »

Well I finally bought a can of Propane in B&Q. Now GBB's that were crap with 134a are feckin wonderful, shame about the stink but the KJW Sig P226 is nearly giving me wood now

Alvin I hope that wonderful mental image helps lift your day

horny n smelling of farts...not the best image LOL.....

TheDoc

haha snap, i just went to dentist today aswell

and came home to order my first aeg