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Irish Stock Market Report !

  • 04-04-2008 12:58pm
    #1
    dak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭


    :)Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary.
    Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.
    Knives were up sharply.
    Cows steered into a bull market.
    Pencils lost a few points.
    Hiking equipment was trailing.
    Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.
    Weights were up in heavy trading.
    Light switches were off.
    Mining equipment hit rock bottom.
    Pampers remained unchanged.
    Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.
    The market for raisins dried up.
    Coca-Cola fizzled.
    Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.
    Sun peaked at midday.
    Balloon prices were inflated.
    Scott Tissue touched a new bottom.
    Birds Eye Peas Split.
    Stanley Tools filed for Chapter 11.
    And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market


Comments

  • #2
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    wahey!! Love it dak!!


  • #3
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    That's very clever, I like it.


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