Where can I find a sheep?

panda100

I know this is an odd request and perhaps suited to another forum so move it mods if needs be.
Basically I need to borrow a sheep for an hour or so for this thing Im doing next week.
Where can one borrow a sheep from considering I need the sheep in Dublin city centre?
Anyone have any suggestions?

TestTransmission

a sheep farm?

Agent Smith

panda100 wrote: »

I know this is an odd request and perhaps suited to another forum so move it mods if needs be.
Basically I need to borrow a sheep for an hour or so for this thing Im doing next week.
Where can one borrow a sheep from considering I need the sheep in Dublin city centre?
Anyone have any suggestions?

A real one or a Blow-up one?

Miss Fluff

So you want to borrow a sheep? Erm, ROFL:pac:

Phone these chaps although I suspect they will think its a prank http://www.ifa.ie/

Kintarō Hattori

I really don't think your going to find a sheep in the city centre, unless you refer to the human kind. No, you're going to have to go at least to a suburb.

Cool_CM

panda100 wrote: »

...for this thing Im doing next week...

Care to elaborate?

Rb

I'll get you one but it'll cost €150 for the hour.

Thrill

Why borrow when you can adopt?

http://www.adopt-a-pet-sheep.com/Adopt-A-Pet-Sheep-2.cfm?sheep=1

CarefulNow

http://www.adultsheepfinder.com/
There ya go.

Pherekydes

Australia, Wicklow, Mayo, Galway...


Ah, go look for yerself.

Toto Wolfcastle

panda100 wrote: »

I know this is an odd request and perhaps suited to another forum so move it mods if needs be.
Basically I need to borrow a sheep for an hour or so for this thing Im doing next week.
Where can one borrow a sheep from considering I need the sheep in Dublin city centre?
Anyone have any suggestions?

I don't think the people of AH are going to approve of your sick sheep fetish!

Seriously, why do you need a sheep? You'll be hard pressed to find one in Dublin city! If you can get out of the city you might get lucky and find someone who is taking the whole 'environmentally friendly' thing too seriously and keeps sheep in the back garden, but otherwise you'll probably have to find a farm!

I love that I'm advising people in where to get sheep! Haven't been near one since that trip to the Glenroe farm....shudder!

kowloon

If the OP doesn't explain why they need a sheep they should get a lifetime ban, all in favour?

Jimbo

panda100 wrote: »

I know this is an odd request and perhaps suited to another forum so move it mods if needs be.
Basically I need to borrow a sheep for an hour or so for this thing Im doing next week.
Where can one borrow a sheep from considering I need the sheep in Dublin city centre?
Anyone have any suggestions?

You could probably do it twice in an hour, ya know.
More bang for your buck

AnonoBoy

Didn't Bono have a sheep on Stephen's Green there a few years back?

If you look about I bet it's still in there somewhere.

randylonghorn

kowloon wrote: »

If the OP doesn't explain why they need a sheep they should get a lifetime ban, all in favour?

No-one should ever be banned for wanting a sheep ... >_>

sdanseo

I know where there are sheep - but im saying nothing until the OP elaborates.

LovelyTom

kowloon wrote: »

If the OP doesn't explain why they need a sheep they should get a lifetime ban, all in favour?

AYE AYE!!

TestTransmission

jimbo78 wrote: »

You could probably do it twice in an hour, ya know.
More bang for your buck

Ha,i could at least squeeze it in 3 or 4 times,make it good value

Feelgood

Australia

Where men are men, and sheep are nervous

randylonghorn

eo980 wrote: »

I really don't think your going to find a sheep in the city centre ....

Surprisingly enough ...

Kintarō Hattori

randylonghorn wrote: »

Surprisingly enough ...

Ah now Dundrum is hardly the city centre.

Andrewf20

Check the Argos catalogue.

randylonghorn

Well, 'tis near enough to the heart of the beast for me ...

Sherifu

What do ewe need it for? Nothing baad I hope. The police will be flocking and they'll fleece you.

RoyalMarine

best method ive heard is putting their back legs into a large pair of wellies and edging them to a cliff

JIZZLORD

abstract art installation by any chance?

themadchef

I got a whole flock of them...


but if you want a good looking one (with all her own teeth) it will cost extra

Gran Hermano

What does one get if they cross a panda and a sheep? OP, please do elaborate;)

invincibleirish

This plea for a sheep sounds like someone is desperate in organising some crappy photo shoot, is this sheep gonna be in between some starlets legs and published in the Sunday Independant as they are promoting a new line of lamb products or something?

randylonghorn

invincibleirish wrote: »

is this sheep gonna be in between some starlets legs ...

:eek:

/crosses legs to hide embarrassment

>_>

Splinter

try tamangos, i hear you can rent all sorts there

panda100

JIZZLORD wrote: »

abstract art installation by any chance?

Yeah something a bit like that. I cant go into it here cos I want it to be a suprise but all will be explained in due course.
Ok I know this sounds dodge but no harm will come to the animal,I promise!It will just have to stand there and It will have grass to graze on.

I just thought If there was any sheep farmers on boards or anyone knew any sheep farmers near the dublin area that wouldnt mind me borrowing it for a bit?Or If anyone has a sheep as a pet?

If I cant find a live one then an inflatable one will do,where can I find a live size inflatable sheep?

Rb

panda100 wrote: »

Yeah something a bit like that. I cant go into it here cos I want it to be a suprise but all will be explained in due course.
Ok I know this sounds dodge but no harm will come to the animal,I promise!It will just have to stand there and It will have grass to graze on.

I just thought If there was any sheep farmers on boards or anyone knew any sheep farmers near the dublin area that wouldnt mind me borrowing it for a bit?Or If anyone has a sheep as a pet?

If I cant find a live one then an inflatable one will do,where can I find a live size inflatable sheep?

Sex shops tbh.

I already mentioned above, I can get a live one but it'll cost ya €150 for the hour.

Maximilian

Um....... ?????

JIZZLORD

i'd say that unless you personnally knew a sheep farmer within close proximity to dublin you'd have a hard time finding one. if a randomer asked the auld fella for a sheep i'm sure they'd be met with a blank stare and then a no.

boardinwork

I can actually get you one. PM me. Shhhhhhh dont tell anyone....

Defenestrate

No need to be so hard on the OP, I hear this sort of request is quite normal in Wales. Try and find a farmer who goes by the name of Jones, he'll sort you out.

CarefulNow

CarefulNow wrote: »

http://www.adultsheepfinder.com/
There ya go.

LOL, I would of put money on that being a fake link - I was wrong!

bantee

Reminds me of the episode of Family Guy where Peter and Bill Clinton rob a sheep from a farm and take it for a spin in a limo.

You could always try one of the mountainous counties such as Kerry or Mayo and rob one in the middle of the night. They wouldn't even miss it!

Defenestrate

bantee wrote: »

Reminds me of the episode of Family Guy where Peter and Bill Clinton rob a sheep from a farm and take it for a spin in a limo.

You could always try one of the mountainous counties such as Kerry or Mayo and rob one in the middle of the night. They wouldn't even miss it!

Of course they would, what do you think they DO with their sheep round there? You'd be mad if someone stole away your favourite bit of hole too. :pac:

ednwireland

bantee wrote: »

Reminds me of the episode of Family Guy where Peter and Bill Clinton rob a sheep from a farm and take it for a spin in a limo.

You could always try one of the mountainous counties such as Kerry or Mayo and rob one in the middle of the night. They wouldn't even miss it!

wasnt it a pig ?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:BillPeterFG.jpg

bantee

ednwireland wrote: »

wasnt it a pig ?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:BillPeterFG.jpg

Yes, I stand corrected. My baaaad.

Defenestrate

bantee wrote: »

Yes, I stand corrected. My baaaad.

I bet you're feeling a bit sheepish now.

Ross_Mahon

Get a 1,000 sheep and herd them down O'Connells Street...:rolleyes:

bantee

Defenestrate wrote: »

I bet you're feeling a bit sheepish now.

Ewe're right there

Maximilian

bantee wrote: »

Ewe're right there

You all should be lambasted for those appalling puns.

bantee

Maximilian wrote: »

You all should be lambasted for those appalling puns.

Sorry, I know I was RAMbling on a bit.

JIZZLORD

just follow the example of the metal band enslaved. a politician said music downloads should be free and legal, so they went into the mountains to that politicians farm and downloaded one of his sheep. ie kidnapped it

http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=JRY3baFA-S4

knird evol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVmqYRxti0s&feature=related

Jigsaw

Just ask a farmer for the loan of a sheep. Mind you, he'll probably think you're trying to pull the wool over his eyes.

bantee

Jigsaw wrote: »

Just ask a farmer for the loan of a sheep. Mind you, he'll probably think you're trying to pull the wool over his eyes.

Or he could think you're trying to fleece him.