Brendan Grace Right Here?

Tom Dunne

Barney Goes Really High?

Given the day that will be in it tomorrow, I plan on wearing my BGRH t-shirt with pride in work. I am certain I will face a barrage of questions about the strange letters and what they stand for. I am of course, not going to volunteer to my co-workers that I run a pretend bar on the internet, under a forum called Beer Guts and Receding Hairlines.

So, I call upon the gathered masses to provide me with alternative meanings for the letters BGRH that I can tell my co-workers.

Best suggestion gets a drink off me tomorrow night.

admiralofthefleet

best gut right here, i know, its really lame

admiralofthefleet

or how about beer, girls, righteous, hetero

Tom Dunne

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

or how about beer, girls, righteous, hetero

Brilliant.

I owe you a drink.

Unless somebody can do better......

watna

Beer-filled, gelatinous, radical, hero

Latchy

By god ring hell ? (no maybe not )

Dragan

Be Gone Rough Housers!

trout

Bulging gut, rancid hole.

By golly, red heads!

Bastid's gone, run home.

or tell them it's a technoweeny IT term ... Border Generated Realtime Help systems ... they're all the rage.

or something

Hagar

Boss gets really horny

DJ_Spider

Burgers Give Repetitive Hiccups!

Hagar

Bill Gates ring home.

DJ_Spider

Or Banoffee Gives Rejuvinating Help!

It BeeMee

Bringing Gynaelogical Research to the Hordes

Mr. CooL ICE

Bonfires Get Really Hot.

Wear a fireman helmet while youre at it

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Hagar wrote: »

Boss gets really horny

lol, he's watna's boss too:D


Brenda Gill Rachel Hannah

Your top 4 lovers remembered.

Zaph

Bulging Groin Requires Head

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Zaph wrote: »

Bulging Groin Requires Head

lol

Nice one.

When I fiorst saw this thread title, I was all ready to rant about that shíte "comedian" mentione.

The only good thing he ever did was his appearance in Fr Ted. That was legendary, but not good enough to redeem his years of "Bottler".

Reeet?

AlmightyCushion

Best Go Right Home.

Failing that just make the first letter Breast. The guys will be too busy thinking of breasts to listen to a word you're saying and the wimmen will be too busy thinking you're a misogynistic bastard to listen to a word you're saying.

trout

Bang Goats Real Hard!

themadchef

Borderline Gender Reassignment Hippie





*May reduce your pulling power.

Zaph

themadchef wrote: »

Borderline Gender Reassignment Hippie





*May reduce your pulling power.

Yeah, damn hippies, no-one likes them. :mad:

dfx-

Beer God Residing Here

trout

Battered Greens are Really Healthy!

DJ_Spider

Bertie Gone, Rejoice, Hallelujah!, Bertie Goes Really Happy, Bertie Gives Re-election Hope or Balbriggan Gynecologist Reveals Haemorrhoids

admiralofthefleet

dfx- wrote: »

Beer God Residing Here

thats a good one

justsomebloke

Being Gay Really Helps

it is a good way to see if anyone in your office thinks Lucy is just a decoy


edit:

Being Great Really Helps if you don't want the gay questions, say the great is in reference to your IT skills

trout

Ball Gags Rarely Hurt

DJ_Spider

Big Girl Requires Help

DarkJager

Beer Guzzling Rowdy Hellraiser

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DarkJager wrote: »

Beer Guzzling Rowdy Hellraiser

ding ding ding.

WE HAVE TEH WINNAR!!

dr strangelove

Being good really hurts

kmick

Hagar wrote: »

Bill Gates ring home.

Genius

My suggestions
big grubby rugheaded hobo
best groover round here
bangs girls really hard

justsomebloke

OK we are an hour and a half into the working day so what reason have you gone with Tom

and watna at what point are you going to let the cat out of the bag;)

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jsb wrote: »

OK we are an hour and a half into the working day

2 Hours for me.

But I just told the boss I'm leaving at 4.

He said to me "why, come on Des, talk to me, make me understand"

I said "I'm going out"

He said "ok"

Tom Dunne

jsb wrote: »

OK we are an hour and a half into the working day so what reason have you gone with Tom

and watna at what point are you going to let the cat out of the bag;)

I have used a combination of the two:

Zaph wrote: »

Bulging Groin Requires Head

...and....

trout wrote: »

Bulging gut, rancid hole.

Why are people looking at me strangely?

Ok, I'LL GET MY OWN COFFEE.

Dragan

DesF wrote: »

2 Hours for me.

Eh, i was once again 2 hours late for work.

The Hill Billy

Blind Girls/Rocking Horses

Make up some story about having a very specific fetish fantasy.

ShayK1

use them all.... Tell ever person something different

Don1

Bad gas, really humourous
Butchering goats, reinforces hunger
Boyish girl, relisishes hormones......

truecrippler

Big Guns Ride Hard

p.s. sorry I cant make it tonight
Gotta do a recording of a band tomorrow in me college.

ninaford

watching midday on tv3 at the mo.....anyone else think brendan grace is drunk?

Zaph

Holy thread necrophilia Batman!

Tom Dunne

ninaford wrote: »

watching midday on tv3 at the mo.....anyone else think brendan grace is drunk?

Well that gave me a laugh.

Hands up who doesn't know what this thread is about? Anyone? Down the back?