Bertie jokes

Eglinton

Anyone got any, for the day that's in it?

Edit - What's the difference between Bertie Ahern and Robert Mugabe?

One is a shifty,autocratic despot hellbent on power, control and money. The other is an African Leader.

Hagar

Room for one more at the trough...

old boy

what has celia larkin and ireland got in common, bertie is finished s******g them

dak

Many Things done ......... no more to do !

Whenss Dat European job commin up !

Hagar

Let's just remember the laws of slander & libel. No unfounded accusations to be made. Keep the funnies funny.

kaimera

mickrourke

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Bertie

Bertie who?

Thats politics for ya!

I like the first one for some strange reason.

sheeep

My friend found this on recruitireland

sheeep

sheeep wrote: »

My friend found this on recruitireland

Haha, i think i will apply. Might get a Sterling bonus:D

kaimera

peckerhead

The memorabilia sales have already begun...

thebrother23

randylonghorn

kaimera

gerire

I Will Resign sing along now everybody….

First I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking Mahon would find out
About my takings on the side
And I spent so many nights
Thinking how I got it wrong
But I grew strong
When I learned how to play along
But then the banks
Those fecking gays
They went and showed the jaysis court
That I got cash from the UK
I shouldn’t have lodged that bloody sterling
I could’ve spent it on me holidays
If I had known for just one second
All the questions it would raise

So off I go, I’ll walk out the door
I’ll go to ground now
‘Cause I’m not welcome anymore
Weren’t you the ones who said it’s time to say goodbye?
Health service crumbled
Property market died
Oh no! Now I
I will resign
Now the **** has hit the fan
And the country’s in decline
I’ve done my share of theft
And no credibility left
So I’ll resign
I will resign
It took all the guile I had Ho ho! Now I

gerire

gerire wrote: »

I Will Resign sing along now everybody….

First I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking Mahon would find out
About my takings on the side
And I spent so many nights
Thinking how I got it wrong
But I grew strong
When I learned how to play along
But then the banks
Those fecking gays
They went and showed the jaysis court
That I got cash from the UK
I shouldn’t have lodged that bloody sterling
I could’ve spent it on me holidays
If I had known for just one second
All the questions it would raise

So off I go, I’ll walk out the door
I’ll go to ground now
‘Cause I’m not welcome anymore
Weren’t you the ones who said it’s time to say goodbye?
Health service crumbled
Property market died
Oh no! Now I
I will resign
Now the **** has hit the fan
And the country’s in decline
I’ve done my share of theft
And no credibility left
So I’ll resign
I will resign
It took all the guile I had Ho ho! Now I

Brilliant:D

Eglinton

Shares in Max Factor jumped sharply today with the news that Brian Cowen will be confirmed as Taoiseach

owlwink

Eglinton wrote: »

Shares in Max Factor jumped sharply today with the news that Brian Cowen will be confirmed as Taoiseach

That tingled my laughter wriggle. Thank you

dh0661

LittleNipper wrote: »

Brilliant:D

Better than brilliant - :D:D:D:D:D

2Scoops

randylonghorn wrote: »

Lulz :pac:

dh0661

Eglinton wrote: »

Shares in Max Factor jumped sharply today with the news that Brian Cowen will be confirmed as Taoiseach

This one is very good also - :D:D:D