.... 'n Rockers - Discussion about everyone's new modship status post here.

wil

Now that this moderatorship status has been thrust upon me, I am all in a quandary, I've had no instruction in banning, cant even find the ban button on my keyboard, and I'm still waiting for my reserved copy of Tyranny for Dummies" from the library. Can posters be sitebanned for not wearing protective headgear on site?
Could someone please offer some pointers on the delicate art of moderatoring in 99 easy steps.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

1) Put hands firmly on side of head
2) Bend over
3) Ram head firmly into anus, twisting if nessecary.
4) Repeat until insertion is complete.

#Smokey#

due diligence and the occasional flipping out




EDIT: WTF sum april fools lads

Pompey Magnus

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#Smokey#

Depeche_Mode wrote: »

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haha You 0 - Us 1

AlmightyCushion

Depeche_Mode wrote: »

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Damn community moderator thingey. Depeche mode I know this moderator stuff is new to you so could you please consult us other more experienced mods before using your powers (that's not just aimed at you DM).


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Mimikyu

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Bros123

Keep it on topic folks or my "special" banning stick will have to be taken out of the wardrobe.
Any bannings or that kind of thing and I'll be dishing them out.
Careful now.

Agamemnon

AlmightyCushion banned for a year for overstepping the mark.

Thread moved to Thunderdome.

Bros123

Agamemnon wrote: »

AlmightyCushion banned for a year for overstepping the mark.

Thread moved to Thunderdome.

Excuse me??I'll do all the moving and things thank you very much.
The nerve.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Aga-whaever banned for leaving the toilet seat up. Thread moved back to AH

Agamemnon

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Aga-whaever banned for leaving the toilet seat up. Thread moved back to AH

Ikky Poo2 flushed down the toilet and banned until the fat lady sings. Thread moved to PI.

Join a club.

Bros123

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Aga-whaever banned for leaving the toilet seat up. Thread moved back to AH

Ikky Poo banned for 12 years for mentioning toilets.



and poo.





Read the charter.
(and tell me whats in it because I've no intention of reading it)

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Ikky Poo2 unbanned upon appeal. Toilets are funny, live with it. Poo is funny, ask a 6 year old.

Bros123

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Ikky Poo2 unbanned upon appeal. Toilets are funny, live with it. Poo is funny, ask a 6 year old.

I just woke a 6 year old.


He didn't find it funny.


Unbanning banned.

Banned.

Dord

Weird...wtf is happening here....

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

I just woke another 6 year old. It's mother is phoning the guards as we speak. Fortunealy, I never got around to asking about poo (this may have complicated things).

If a 6 year old doesn't find poo funny, there is somethign wrong with it.

cornbb

The mod control panel is here: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/mod

Enjoy your powers, don't spare the welly

Bros123

cornbb wrote: »

The mod control panel is here: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/mod

Enjoy your powers, don't spare the welly

Right.Now your in trouble sonny boy.:mad:

Voodu Child

Here's your mod control panel login screen.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/admincp/

It might take a few attempts, don't give up.

Adam

Funny stuff.

#Smokey#

should be this actually

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/modcp/

AckwelFoley

Ive reopened this thread after a brief lock.


Terry is banned for 10 mins .. just because i can.

Infractions added to every poster in the Long term illness forum.. just for kicks.

Adam

snyper wrote: »

Ive reopened this thread after a brief lock.


Terry is banned for 10 mins .. just because i can.

Infractions added to every poster in the Long term illness forum.. just for kicks.

Bravo sir, excellent work, just excellent.

Voodu Child

#Smokey# wrote: »

should be this actually

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/modcp/

Banned for arguing with a mod. Even if you were right. As per boards rules.

Snyper banned for that whole 'Snyper hates retards' thing. For shame :pac:

Blowfish

bah, pity we weren't put as admins, then we could ban all cork IP's again :P

Bros123

voodoo_child wrote: »

Banned for arguing with a mod. Even if you were right. As per boards rules.

Banned for being truthful.

And don't argue with me or you'll get what the others got.

Thats a warning.

#Smokey#

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AckwelFoley

#Smokey# wrote: »

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This made me LMFAO..

... I think i need sleep

seraphimvc

i am having identity crisis now...god tell me who i am!!*nerd jump*

stolenwine

It's tongue twister time-

Ben Banner banned a bunch of banned banners, if Ben Banner banned a bunch of banned banners, how many banned banners did Ben Banner ban ?

Random

I like cheese. Cheese helps you mod better

Adam

This is all very disappointing to be honest. I'm going raping.

/balaclava

AckwelFoley

Mirror wrote: »

This is all very disappointing to be honest. I'm going raping.

/balaclava

Can i come.?

*too many balaclavas to choose from*

orestes

snyper wrote: »

Can i come.?

Sure, but not before I do

MarkR

I wonder is this all an elaborate april fool joke on 6th?

Rb

MarkR wrote: »

I wonder is this all an elaborate april fool joke on 6th?

No, it's one massive test. DeV is writing down the usernames of anyone acting like an idiot, and it gets stickied in the admin forum with the title "The following people must never be given modded".

Even this early it's a biiigggg list.

Sully

rb_ie wrote: »

No, it's one massive test. DeV is writing down the usernames of anyone acting like an idiot, and it gets stickied in the admin forum with the title "The following people must never be given modded".

Even this early it's a biiigggg list.

Yes, your no.1 on the list in big bold writing

FunkZ

I'm going to move this thread to the Fitness Forum where I feel it will be better received.

PullMyFinger!

snyper wrote: »

This made me LMFAO..

... I think i need sleep

No I LOL'd proper too. But didnt LMFAO'd. Thats just crazy.