Theories please!

Wacker

I was just walking my dog on Killiney beach about two hours ago, and there was an unusual amount of branches & sticks washed up, on account of last night's crazy weather. Amongst all stuff I spotted something I was not expecting to see: a copy of porno DVD called Starbangers 3. I brought it home but it doesn't really work as it is scratched to sh*t.

Anyway, that got me thinking: what the the hell set of circumstances results in a porno ending up in the sea? Anyone got any ideas?

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

some welsh cow threw away all her sons porno?

AARRRGH

I blame the seamen

SoupyNorman

Wacker wrote: »

I was just walking my dog on Killiney beach about two hours ago, and there was an unusual amount of branches & sticks washed up, on account of last night's crazy weather. Amongst all stuff I spotted something I was not expecting to see: a copy of porno DVD called Starbangers 3. I brought it home but it doesn't really work as it is scratched to sh*t.

Anyway, that got me thinking: what the the hell set of circumstances results in a porno ending up in the sea? Anyone got any ideas?

Ive got StarBangers 1 and 2, pity it aint working

Creature

Horny seals.

Davidius

God was teasing you.

Voodu Child

Sounds like an internet-alibi tbh. You're planning on buying it, and want a thread to link back to in case your folks catch you whacking off to it with a pair of tights on your head and a broomhandle up your bum. For shame :pac:

cock robin

dublindude wrote: »

I blame the seamen

I agree, there is millions of them.

GrahamThomas

voodoo_child wrote: »

Sounds like an internet-alibi tbh. You're planning on buying it, and want a thread to link back to in case your folks catch you whacking off to it with a pair of tights on your head and a broomhandle up your bum. For shame :pac:

ROFL!

Steve

feck, didn't think it'd wash up so soon:mad:

The Real B-man

Lmao how Random

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

There's a sperm bank on a ship located 50 feet beyond the point where irish territorial waters end and international waters begin. As you know, a man sometimes needs a little inspiration before he can make his deposit and they have quiet a colourful selection of porn. However, due to the winds, the ship was blown 60 feet wast, putting it inside Irish territorial waters. The Gardai made the best of their good fortune, forcing the ship to be scuttled. I know this because I was on board last night and amongst the scuttled goods were some 'deposits', includin mine.

As a reuslt, knowing the potency of my swimmers, any woman who may have been nipped down to Seapoint for a few laps(or anywhere else on the coast, for that matter) may now be pregnant.

Ladies, please do not waste your time with paternity suits, as I have an exscellent team of lawyers.

Steve

So that's why the sea is salty then.....


not that I'd know - just what I heard.

Mossy Monk

Someone threw it away because it was **** maybe.

Dyr

Wacker wrote: »

. I brought it home but it doesn't really work as it is scratched to sh*t.

I'll burn ye a copy

Pherekydes

Bambi wrote: »

I'll burn ye a copy

DVD piracy! That's theft you know. A mod should know better. Reported.