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how to get someone to go out what you

  • 31-03-2008 8:05pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 77 ✭✭


    how to get someone to go out what you


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,382 ✭✭✭✭AARRRGH


    Yes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    Kidnap them.

    Edit: learn to rite good English


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    Get them pregnant.

    EDIT: Can also be used along with Connundrums suggestion.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,844 ✭✭✭✭cormie


    Ask them or let them ask you :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 77 ✭✭netopia789


    ya but i am still in school


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    Offer them your lunch money in return for affection


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    Are you not able to speak to members of the opposite sex at school? Perhaps it is a homosexual relationship you are looking for.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 77 ✭✭netopia789


    so do any one have a good ponit than


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 77 ✭✭netopia789


    ha ha very funny i am not gay


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,006 ✭✭✭✭callaway92


    Tell him you like him oh so much...Netopia is a fella in my school by the way....aka MARCO


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 77 ✭✭netopia789


    very funny david


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 500 ✭✭✭zuchum


    FAIL.

    he speak english real nice


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 907 ✭✭✭Den_M


    I've got a Netopia router from Eircom. It doesn't work properly either - coincidence!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 77 ✭✭netopia789


    thats noting to do what anything


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    Remember when you go to ask them out to start with "Hey bitch,..."

    Women love complete bastards. Always remember that and you shall succeed in life. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,942 ✭✭✭Danbo!


    Den_M wrote: »
    I've got a Netopia router from Eircom. It doesn't work properly either - coincidence!

    try disabling the wireless function. then disable the wired function, and drop from a height. 12meg my bollox.

    netopia, its With, not what


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 77 ✭✭netopia789


    i whant help not this ****


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    netopia789

    Any chance you were gazing aimlessly at your wireless router while pondering over your BOARDS username???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 77 ✭✭netopia789


    yes but how am i pust to ask out a gral than


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Back of the hand.

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 77 ✭✭netopia789


    what?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,942 ✭✭✭Danbo!


    Davidius wrote: »
    Women love complete bastards.

    Very accurate



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    netopia789 wrote: »
    yes but how am i pust to ask out a gral than

    Show her your last big over-sized novelty birthday badge...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 77 ✭✭netopia789


    real halp i think a duble date what me f david


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    netopia789 wrote: »
    real halp i think a duble date what me f david


    Hannifan.....YOU BITCH!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    You and Callaway should practise on eachother first tbh, women love an experienced man.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 907 ✭✭✭Den_M


    Chicks dig scars, so hit yourself on the head with something sharp. Hey presto!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 77 ✭✭netopia789


    ha ha very funny


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,315 ✭✭✭A-Trak


    Chloroform.

    Seems you may have taken a nip of it yourself before tackling that keyboard though.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Wow.

    Just...

    Wow.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,006 ✭✭✭✭callaway92


    excuse moi...I have no respect for "netopia"..nobody does..Dont include me in this thank you..:D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    callaway92 wrote: »
    excuse moi...I have no respect for "netopia"..nobody does..Dont include me in this thank you..:D:D
    Is that why you sodomised him?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    netopia789 wrote: »
    i whant help not this ****

    Help with what, spelling?

    Just tell her you've got a floppy drive and would like her to
    help you upgrade to a hard drive.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,006 ✭✭✭✭callaway92


    Or else move this to personal issues so my name wont be seen in the same thread as Netopia by Everyone...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    Read poetry from a far.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    give her an n64 game...

    anyone? no just me laughing then?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    callaway92 wrote: »
    Or else move this to personal issues so my name wont be seen in the same thread as Netopia by Everyone...
    Stop being such a bully.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    dear god.


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