Oh Nose

John Mason · 31-03-2008 10:38am #1

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/skynews/20080331/tuk-great-british-breakfast-comes-under-45dbed5.html

Jesus Wept · 31-03-2008 10:40am

It increases bowel cancer by 20% but increases the tastiness of your breakfast by an indescribable percent, but best expressed as omgEleventy!!!!11!!%

Not eating meat would increase your risk of starvation by 10,000%.

[Homer]Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that.[/Homer]

princess-lala · 31-03-2008 10:41am

Ah damn:( ah well ive eaten them for this long theres no point stopping now:)

Sherifu · 31-03-2008 10:42am

Sad news.

justsomebloke · 31-03-2008 10:43am

eh, something is going to kill me in the end so I just pick my poisons carefully

Tom Dunne · 31-03-2008 10:46am

Lies, I tell you, lies.

Next thing they will tell me drink is bad for me.

justsomebloke · 31-03-2008 10:49am

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Lies, I tell you, lies.

Next thing they will tell me drink is bad for me.

and then that big guts are bad as well

John Mason · 31-03-2008 10:54am

well, let's be honest here both JSB and TD are lacking in the beer guts part

Tom Dunne · 31-03-2008 10:55am

irishbird wrote: »

well, let's be honest here both JSB and TD are lacking in the beer guts part

Ouch!

That hurt. I am working on it.

_blank_ · 31-03-2008 10:56am

irishbird wrote: »

well, let's be honest here both JSB and TD are lacking in the beer guts part

Yes, they are.

:mad::mad:

jsb even goes to one of them cult-like places where everyone has to dress funny and do "excercise".

justsomebloke · 31-03-2008 10:59am

DesF wrote: »

Yes, they are.

:mad::mad:

jsb even goes to one of them cult-like places where everyone has to dress funny and do "excercise".

hey I still eat more and weigh more then most of the brothers here

Doctor DooM · 31-03-2008 11:01am

Meh. Anything which harms you in any way shape or form could technically be said to cause cancer.

Just a slow news day and their picking up on something. My story, and I am sticking to it.

_blank_ · 31-03-2008 11:01am

Do you have

1. A BG
2. A RH

?

justsomebloke · 31-03-2008 11:08am

DesF wrote: »

Do you have

DesF wrote: »

1. A BG?

no it caused by ale and whiskey and to much beef

DesF wrote: »

2. A RH?

I was bald for 10 years and having hair is a recent thing for me so I have no idea if it is receeding (but from the look of it maybe not)

John Mason · 31-03-2008 11:10am

JSB - you have neither a BG or a RH - you are a traitor among us but it is okay, as we are an accepting lot here

justsomebloke · 31-03-2008 11:14am

irishbird wrote: »

JSB - you have neither a BG or a RH - you are a traitor among us but it is okay, as we are an accepting lot here

pfffft, I am still the only person though who had one of those rugby platters to them selves at the last beers, bar the onion rings

John Mason · 31-03-2008 11:25am

jsb wrote: »

I was bald for 10 years and having hair is a recent thing for me so I have no idea if it is receeding (but from the look of it maybe not)

OMG:eek: you have had a hair transplant:eek::eek:

HammerHeadGym · 31-03-2008 1:53pm

This has been going on since the invention of newspapers. Basically, everything has been linked to cancer and everything is bad for you. Except in ten years when it will be good for you again. Case in point, butter and red wine.

justsomebloke · 31-03-2008 2:07pm

HammerHeadGym wrote: »

This has been going on since the invention of newspapers. Basically, everything has been linked to cancer

:eek::eek::eek:newspapers give you cancer. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

smashey · 31-03-2008 2:21pm

jsb wrote: »

hey I still eat more and weigh more then most of the brothers here

Yore a skinny little flyweight runt who can't eat like a true brother

Tom Dunne · 31-03-2008 2:26pm

smasheyknowseverything! wrote: »

Yore a skinny little flyweight runt who can't eat like a true brother

In fairness, everybody is compared to you.

justsomebloke · 31-03-2008 2:26pm

smasheyknowseverything! wrote: »

Yore a skinny little flyweight runt who can't eat like a true brother

sounds like a challenge:D

smashey · 31-03-2008 2:27pm

Somebody had to say it and it was a case of who got there first? Me or trout.

trout · 31-03-2008 2:51pm

jsb wrote: »

sounds like a challenge:D

Hmmm ... I have a very clear memory of you eating two jumbo platters at the last BGRH beers.

As I recall, you were very picky about some of the food (dodgy), and you said something about the garlic bread being loaded with carbs ... which I found ... disturbing.

Finally, you struggled with the second family sized bowl of cocktail sausages ... so my money is on the smashey fella :cool:

I think you & smackeyknowsomethings! should have a speed-eating competition at the next beers.
Rules:
60 seconds to do as much damage as possible to a Jumbo platter.
Cheese-less platter for both parties is acceptable. ALL items must be sampled.
Loser pays for both meals :pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

John Mason · 31-03-2008 2:52pm

Woo hoo \ 0 / an eat off

Brilliant, so Smackyknowseverything when is the next time you allowed out ? so we can organise this

smashey · 31-03-2008 4:11pm

trout wrote: »

Hmmm ... I have a very clear memory of you eating two jumbo platters at the last BGRH beers.

Impressive until...

trout wrote:

As I recall, you were very picky about some of the food (dodgy), and you said something about the garlic bread being loaded with carbs ... which I found ... disturbing.

Disturbin? Perhaps.

Downright wrong? Absolutely.

trout wrote:

Finally, you struggled with the second family sized bowl of cocktail sausages ... so my money is on the smashey fella :cool:

Pffft. Amateur.

trout wrote:

I think you & smackeyknowsomethings!

irishbird wrote: »

Brilliant, so Smackyknowseverything when is the next time you allowed out ? so we can organise this

Some peole are heading towards a good smack.

Zaph · 31-03-2008 5:48pm

jsb wrote: »

pfffft, I am still the only person though who had one of those rugby platters to them selves at the last beers, bar the onion rings

What have you got against onion rings? They're one of the best bits!

trout · 31-03-2008 6:55pm

Zaph wrote: »

What have you got against onion rings? They're one of the best bits!

Onion rings ... one of nature's few deep fried vegetables

Hagar · 31-03-2008 6:59pm

That gave me a terrible fright, then I realised I don't eat the "Great British Breakfast".

God bless Padraig Pearse, Superquinn sausages, Clonakilty black pudding, Galtee rashers and Brennan's bread.

justsomebloke · 31-03-2008 7:06pm

trout wrote: »

Onion rings ... one of nature's few deep fried vegetables

ye it's the V word that cares me, they're scary

trout · 31-03-2008 7:09pm

jsb wrote: »

ye it's the V word that cares me, they're scary

frankie sez ... hit them with yore laser beams [pew pew pew] :cool:

johnnyskeleton · 31-03-2008 8:03pm

Just get cancer free sausages (i.e. Hicks).

LostinBlanch · 31-03-2008 9:13pm

They've been on the case and have come up with a solution! Imagine, doing all that work just so we could get back to drinking more beer and bacon sambos.

Fair play to them.

Oh Nose

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