its egg-tastic

Mint Sauce

heads up guys, loads of easter eggs in tescos sligo, all half price, heading home to donegal for the weekend, so thats the family sweetened, no pun intended

Basq

Eggs-cellent!

Mint Sauce

basquille wrote: »

Eggs-cellent!

why didn't i think of that

CountingCrows

Nice one, I'd say your family will be eggstatic!

takola

irish-stew wrote: »

heads up guys, loads of easter eggs in tescos sligo, all half price, heading home to donegal for the weekend, so thats the family sweetened, no pun intended

Ahem.. You can bring mine into me in work!

Mint Sauce

takola wrote: »

Ahem.. You can bring mine into me in work!

its my day off

Basq

Will get a couple for my nephew.. it's eggs-actly what he wanted. *









* I can do this all day people!
** Where's AlmightyCushion? He's normally good with the oul puns!

CountingCrows

In all fairness to tesco, half price is eggception value

Basq

Don't buy too many.. you might look a bit greedy and could end up with egg on your face.

And you don't want people looking at you at the checkout saying "look at that yoke buying all the eggs!"

starbelgrade

Oh dear.. egg jokes. You're quacking me up.

Basq

starbelgrade wrote: »

Oh dear.. egg jokes. You're quacking me up.

Agreed.. these egg puns are eggscruciating!

takola

irish-stew wrote: »

its my day off

Ugh! Well fine if you don't want to fit in with my convenient plans you can buy me two and bring them into me on tomorrow or Wednesday instead!

Gillie

bollocks! I'm on a diet!

Basq

Gillie wrote: »

bollocks! I'm on a diet!

Half price easter eggs are the perfect eggscuse to break your diet.

starbelgrade

I don't celebrate Easter - Catholicism just never lived up to my eggspectations & I've always felt eggscluded from the Church, so after an eggshaustive and eggshilarating eggsploration of all religions, I decided to be an eggnostic.

takola

starbelgrade wrote: »

I don't celebrate Easter - Catholicism just never lived up to my eggspectations & I've always felt eggscluded from the Church, so after an eggshaustive and eggshilarating eggsploration of all religions, I decided to be an eggnostic.

That's impressive.

Thankfully we don't need to be catholic to enjoy easter eggs!

smashey

Cheap chocolate.

How eggciting.

zuchum

pfft,i wont bother...i hate those yokes

TequilaMockingBird

I think your all eggs-agerating a little.

Why shell out out your hard earned cash on those eggs-tremely sickening yokes?

Mint Sauce

takola wrote: »

Ugh! Well fine if you don't want to fit in with my convenient plans you can buy me two and bring them into me on tomorrow or Wednesday instead!

no promises, but i'll try not to eggsclud you

Basq

Omelette'll tired of these egg puns now! :eek:

smashey

basquille wrote: »

Omelette'll tired of these egg puns now! :eek:

And my brain is scrambled.

Mint Sauce

some of these puns are getting quite eggstreme now

smashey

irish-stew wrote: »

some of these puns are getting quite eggstreme now

And all because somebody shelled out on a few Easter eggs.

Mint Sauce

smashey wrote: »

And all because somebody shelled out on a few Easter eggs.

and there was a mad scramble for them too

CountingCrows

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose d*ck was so long he could s*ck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
If my ear were a c**t I would ..... whooooo wrong thread!

Basq

CountingCrows wrote: »

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose d*ck was so long he could s*ck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
If my ear were a c**t I would ..... whooooo wrong thread!

Off-topic...


















... back to the egg puns!

CountingCrows

I'm eggtremely sorry

Mint Sauce

this was suppose to be a helpfull and informative thread, its now turned into a bad eggcuse

starbelgrade

It goes from one eggstream to the other.

SligoBrewer

Eggsactly the reason why I'll be stocking up later on in Tesco

magnumlady

You are all muppets and I'm not going to lower myself and join in:D

SligoBrewer

magnumlady wrote: »

You are all muppets and I'm not going to lower myself and join in:D

Pftttttt, spoilsport.

starbelgrade

SligoBrewer wrote: »

Pftttttt, spoilsport.

That's it.. egg her on.

gustavo

magnumlady wrote: »

You are all muppets and I'm not going to lower myself and join in:D

But there's no mention of eggs in that post

Mint Sauce

starbelgrade wrote: »

That's it.. egg her on.

she'll crack eventually

gustavo

I don't know about that , I wouldnt count my chickens before they hatch

Mint Sauce

gustavo wrote: »

I don't know about that , I wouldnt count my chickens before they hatch

ah, yokealy dokealy

starbelgrade

I was going to toss another egg pun in there, but coming up with another is hard. Seriously, I would like to lay another one on ya, but I'm beat. In fact I'm that tired, my head is scrambled & I'm just a shell of my former self.

Mint Sauce

starbelgrade wrote: »

I was going to toss another egg pun in there, but coming up with another is hard. Seriously, I would like to lay another one on ya, but I'm beat. In fact I'm that tired, my head is scrambled & I'm just a shell of my former self.

your not going soft on us are ya, what would yokes think of ya

smashey

irish-stew wrote: »

your not going soft on us are ya, what would yokes think of ya

He clearly poached a few of those from some other forum.

Mint Sauce

smasheyknowseverything! wrote: »

He clearly poached a few of those from some other forum.

eggsactacy what are you trying to eggcinuate

Gillie

Muffler's gonna hit the bottle hard when he see's this thread!!:D

smashey

Gillie wrote: »

Muffler's gonna hit the bottle hard when he see's this thread!!:D

Obviously a bottle of advocaat.

tuppence

Gillie wrote: »

Muffler's gonna hit the bottle hard when he see's this thread!!:D

He might just crack up at being eggsluded. Otherwise, he is just eggamining who is the ring leader thats egging everyone on. Some Humpty Dumpty is due a fall.* :eek:
On the other hand it is nice to see Basquille coming out of his shell.







*I blame Smashey cos the shoe fits

Xiney

I'd be wattling soon enough if I allowed myself to indulge... sigh. I'm with Gillie on this one

smashey

We'll all be treading on eggshells when muffler shows up.

YeatsCounty

basquille wrote: »

Off-topic...


... back to the egg puns!

So, one of those Egg Council creeps got to you too, huh?

muffler

Gillie wrote: »

Muffler's gonna hit the bottle hard when he see's this thread!!:D

tuppence wrote: »

He might just crack up at being eggsluded. Otherwise, he is just eggamining who is the ring leader thats egging everyone on. Some Humpty Dumpty is due a fall.* :eek:

smasheyknowseverything! wrote: »

We'll all be treading on eggshells when muffler shows up.

Did someone eggsell themselves by posting about the eggsellent pleasure I get from from consuming hic! the odd vodka?

I read this thread from the start and I am disgusted at the level of cruelty contained in it Would ye not take pity on the auld chocolate hen that has to lay those eggs :eek: Oh and the cruelty part doesnt concern the hen - its me that had to suffer reading all 3 pages of this thread.

Anyway I will wait now till Friday or Saturday night before I hit the pub. God knows I need a dram or two after this :eek:

Gillie

muffler wrote: »

Did someone eggsell themselves by posting about the eggsellent pleasure I get from from consuming hic! the odd vodka?

I read this thread from the start and I am disgusted at the level of cruelty contained in it Would ye not take pity on the auld chocolate hen that has to lay those eggs :eek: Oh and the cruelty part doesnt concern the hen - its me that had to suffer reading all 3 pages of this thread.

Anyway I will wait now till Friday or Saturday night before I hit the pub. God knows I need a dram or two after this :eek:

They got to you too!:eek:

muffler

Gillie wrote: »

They got to you too!:eek:

Im a broken man after this.

Im going to PM the admins and look for a bonus