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its egg-tastic

  • 27-03-2008 02:41PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭


    heads up guys, loads of easter eggs in tescos sligo, all half price, heading home to donegal for the weekend, so thats the family sweetened, no pun intended

    ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,983 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Eggs-cellent!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    basquille wrote: »
    Eggs-cellent!

    why didn't i think of that

    :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,839 ✭✭✭CountingCrows


    Nice one, I'd say your family will be eggstatic!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    irish-stew wrote: »
    heads up guys, loads of easter eggs in tescos sligo, all half price, heading home to donegal for the weekend, so thats the family sweetened, no pun intended

    ;)

    Ahem.. You can bring mine into me in work! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    takola wrote: »
    Ahem.. You can bring mine into me in work! :D


    its my day off

    :p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,983 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Will get a couple for my nephew.. it's eggs-actly what he wanted. *









    * I can do this all day people!
    ** Where's AlmightyCushion? He's normally good with the oul puns!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,839 ✭✭✭CountingCrows


    In all fairness to tesco, half price is eggception value


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,983 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Don't buy too many.. you might look a bit greedy and could end up with egg on your face.

    And you don't want people looking at you at the checkout saying "look at that yoke buying all the eggs!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Oh dear.. egg jokes. You're quacking me up.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,983 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Oh dear.. egg jokes. You're quacking me up.
    Agreed.. these egg puns are eggscruciating!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    irish-stew wrote: »
    its my day off

    :p

    Ugh! Well fine if you don't want to fit in with my convenient plans you can buy me two and bring them into me on tomorrow or Wednesday instead! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,640 ✭✭✭Gillie


    bollocks! I'm on a diet!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,983 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Gillie wrote: »
    bollocks! I'm on a diet!
    Half price easter eggs are the perfect eggscuse to break your diet.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I don't celebrate Easter - Catholicism just never lived up to my eggspectations & I've always felt eggscluded from the Church, so after an eggshaustive and eggshilarating eggsploration of all religions, I decided to be an eggnostic.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    I don't celebrate Easter - Catholicism just never lived up to my eggspectations & I've always felt eggscluded from the Church, so after an eggshaustive and eggshilarating eggsploration of all religions, I decided to be an eggnostic.

    That's impressive.

    Thankfully we don't need to be catholic to enjoy easter eggs! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    Cheap chocolate.

    How eggciting.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 500 ✭✭✭zuchum


    pfft,i wont bother...i hate those yokes


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,392 ✭✭✭TequilaMockingBird


    I think your all eggs-agerating a little.

    Why shell out out your hard earned cash on those eggs-tremely sickening yokes?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    takola wrote: »
    Ugh! Well fine if you don't want to fit in with my convenient plans you can buy me two and bring them into me on tomorrow or Wednesday instead! :D

    no promises, but i'll try not to eggsclud you

    :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,983 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Omelette'll tired of these egg puns now! :eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    basquille wrote: »
    Omelette'll tired of these egg puns now! :eek:
    And my brain is scrambled.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    some of these puns are getting quite eggstreme now


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    irish-stew wrote: »
    some of these puns are getting quite eggstreme now
    And all because somebody shelled out on a few Easter eggs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    smashey wrote: »
    And all because somebody shelled out on a few Easter eggs.


    and there was a mad scramble for them too

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,839 ✭✭✭CountingCrows


    There once was a man from Nantucket,
    Whose d*ck was so long he could s*ck it.
    He said with a grin,
    As he wiped off his chin,
    If my ear were a c**t I would ..... whooooo wrong thread! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,983 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    There once was a man from Nantucket,
    Whose d*ck was so long he could s*ck it.
    He said with a grin,
    As he wiped off his chin,
    If my ear were a c**t I would ..... whooooo wrong thread! :D
    Off-topic...


















    ... back to the egg puns!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,839 ✭✭✭CountingCrows


    I'm eggtremely sorry


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    this was suppose to be a helpfull and informative thread, its now turned into a bad eggcuse


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    It goes from one eggstream to the other.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,632 ✭✭✭SligoBrewer


    Eggsactly the reason why I'll be stocking up later on in Tesco


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