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  • #2
    St Bill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 515 ✭✭✭St Bill


    Bertie had the sneaking suspicion he was under surveillance


  • #3
    humberklog
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,666 Mod ✭✭✭✭humberklog


    Lois Copeland reveals new spring collection for Mr.Tayto.


  • #4
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    "I'm a corrupt ****"


  • #5
    gcgirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,044 ✭✭✭gcgirl


    Berti first in line for The Gillitene!! Follow by Donnie C & Dick R!


  • #6
    Agamemnon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    "I just know dis picture will end up on a fookin' tread on de boards."


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  • #7
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,647 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    humberklog wrote: »
    Lois Copeland reveals new spring collection for Mr.Tayto.

    Abolutely Brilliant!


  • #8
    Supercell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,544 ✭✭✭✭Supercell


    Wonder if dese lads would take a dig out?
    https://www.loughlinstown.ie/

    Have a weather station?, why not join the Ireland Weather Network - http://irelandweather.eu/



  • #9
    humberklog
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,666 Mod ✭✭✭✭humberklog


    "Eh...eh..will yeh be able teh photoshop donies rug? Stick an ole bearskin on it wha'?ye'wide...deadly."


  • #10
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    "I thought Communist Russia had fallen"


    From Bertie: "That's what we wanted you to think"

    *gun fire, tanks appear*


  • #11
    humberklog
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,666 Mod ✭✭✭✭humberklog


    "Human skittles again!?Jaysus brian would ya not find something else to do with the Spacehopper? Go on then...I'll keep sketch ".


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  • #12
    Pigwidgeon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,590 ✭✭✭Pigwidgeon


    "right which one of you farted...."


  • #13
    Agamemnon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    "I fookin' hate hangin' around in dese graveyards - I do be shoitin' meself in case Charlie busts outta de ground an' comes after me."


  • #14
    TPD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    "Wish I'd worn me feckin trousers..."


  • #15
    Canis Lupus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    Why didn't I get medals :(


  • #16
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Taoiseacht Kitteh....

    ....is Wathcin U

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #17
    Dennis the Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,358 ✭✭✭Dennis the Stone


    Eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding!


  • #18
    Cool_CM
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭Cool_CM


    Carlsberg don't do Kangaroo Courts....


  • #19
    longshanks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    eh, eh in fact eh. no, no. yeah, no. eh


  • #20
    truecrippler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭truecrippler


    Spot the Crook.


  • #21
    Sanjuro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,241 ✭✭✭Sanjuro


    Mossy Monk wrote: »
    "I'm a corrupt ****"

    Simple, but made me lol.


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  • #22
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,202 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    "Reports say the Taoiseach insisted on his right to wear his own clothes to the gallows."


  • #23
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    "May I have your attention please: If you can understand simple instructions, please look to my left."


  • #24
    jaybee747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 253 ✭✭jaybee747


    Just put the envelope in me hand, quick quick!! while no-ones looking


  • #25
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    What does it take to get a taxi in this town? I'm the friggen Taoiseach like... I wonder would I get away with putting another car on the books.


  • #26
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    "is that a brown envelope over there?"


  • #27
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 15,814 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    "Wondering if the sterling ahs cleared yet"


  • #28
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    "LOLZ, I wonder can they smell the wet one i jus cracked"


  • #29
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    53273.jpg


  • #30
    Victor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,579 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Taller soldier "Arrrrghhh ... thats Bass".



    Eh snyper, Bertie is from Drumcondra, although his father was a farmer.


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  • #31
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Victor wrote: »
    Taller soldier "Arrrrghhh ... thats Bass".



    Eh snyper, Bertie is from Drumcondra, although his father was a farmer.

    Im referring to the Midlands TD (or former td) Donie Cassidy behind bertie.


  • #32
    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    "i'm dying for a piss...."


  • #33
    humberklog
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,666 Mod ✭✭✭✭humberklog


    "Irish government gets behind 1st irish person to get to the last 64 of wimbldon"


  • #34
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    "Scandal as neutral country somehow has war medals!"


  • #35
    Sangre
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,186 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    yea but no, but yea, but no, but yea....


  • #36
    Rb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    Sangre wrote: »
    yea but no, but yea, but no, but yea....
    Ah Sangre...you can do so much better than that...


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  • #37
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    "Non-Uniform Day for charity a huge success despite the inevitable dri shytes who wouldn't bring in the 50 pence piece"


  • #38
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    rb_ie wrote: »
    you can do so much better than that...

    That's what my ma told my gf :o


  • #39
    Sangre
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,186 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    thats a bit weird that your ma gives her sex tips.


    edit - yea, i totally bottled it rb_ie.


  • #40
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,202 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    javaboy wrote: »
    "Scandal as neutral country somehow has war medals!"

    They give out medals for things other than war, ya know.


  • #41
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Slow coach wrote: »
    They give out medals for things other than war, ya know.

    Egg & Spoon races?


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  • #42
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Sangre wrote: »
    thats a bit weird that your ma gives her sex tips.


    edit - yea, i totally bottled it rb_ie.

    I just puked in my mouth a little. :eek:

    I'm sure you know what I meant. :rolleyes:


  • #43
    funk-you
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    Who de fook do dem foockors in de uniforms tink dey are showin me new jakeh up.

    -Funk


  • #44
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Slow coach wrote: »
    They give out medals for things other than war, ya know.

    calderwood-741678.jpg;)


  • #45
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    "In fact eh, why don't you just feck off Dessie O'Neill! ...damn! Why do I only ever think of the right thing to say ages after. That woulda bin blaydin deadly."


  • #46
    oriain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49 ✭oriain


    "Jaysus Mary, stop bendin' over wud ya?"


  • #47
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,202 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Myth wrote: »
    Egg & Spoon races?

    Since we haven't been in a war you should be able to work out why they got the medals.

    Some hints: personnel get medals for serving overseas. Personnel get medals for service (i.e. 10 year service medal). Medals for distinguished service (DSM).


  • #48
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Slow coach wrote: »
    Since we haven't been in a war you should be able to work out why they got the medals.

    Some hints: personnel get medals for serving overseas. Personnel get medals for service (i.e. 10 year service medal). Medals for distinguished service (DSM).

    Stop ruining the fun. :D We all know that the defense forces earn their medals for various things in addition to service with the UN and all the other genuine praiseworthy things that they do.

    Now that that's out of the way.... I think super nanny uses medals like a star chart to keep the young recruits from wetting their beds/being bold.


  • #49
    humberklog
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,666 Mod ✭✭✭✭humberklog


    Dick dasterdly and clutch look on as mutley rues missed 'medal,medal,medal' opportunity.


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