Any old Jokes you heard as a kid that would have lost their meaning in today world.

Run_to_da_hills

Whats black and white and red all over? A newspaper (News papers are nearly all in colour now.)

Halfdog

<snip> - user gets a yellow card for that one - read the forum charter please

DubArk

What did the Big Chimney say to the small Chimney?
You’re too young to be smoking!!:)

As if there was any age that one should take up smoking!

Run_to_da_hills

DubArk wrote: »

What did the Big Chimney say to the small Chimney?
You’re too young to be smoking!!:)

As if there was any age that one should take up smoking!

I don't think anyone would get away with a smoking chimney these days, the EPA would be down on you like a ton of bricks.

whiskeyman

Any Skoda jokes...

They done a great job advertising the fact they kneww they got slagged... but now they're top notch cars.

Run_to_da_hills

whiskeyman wrote: »

Any Skoda jokes...

They done a great job advertising the fact they kneww they got slagged... but now they're top notch cars.

Convertible Scoda ......a skip!!
Why do Skodas have rear heated windows......To keep your hands warm while pushing..........

How do you double the value of your Scoda.......Fill it with Petrol.......(To day you can double the value of ANY car by just filling it with Diesel )

knighted

whats the difference between a skoda and a sheep?

you would be more embarassed getting caught getting out of the back of a skoda

foxy06

What do you do if the late late show goes on fire

Watch Gay Byrne.....:o

Was funny bout 15 years ago!

Plug

What do you call a skoda on a hill?

A miricle.


Why did the turtle cross the road?
to get to the shell station.

Run_to_da_hills

Or the Provo kerryman who tried to blow up a car in London, he burnt his lips on the exhaust!

Capt'n Midnight

What did Gay Byrne say after he picked his nose ?

Roll it there Collette.

5times

Derek Davis

Run_to_da_hills

Or the fly crawling into the Kerrymans ear...........a Space Invader (Do kids these days know what a space invader is.)

kev_s88

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

What did Gay Byrne say after he picked his nose ?

Roll it there Collette.

or the other one........

what did Gay Byrne say when he picked his nose?

there one for everyone in the audience

drunk_monk

Q: How long did Lionel Ritchie sit on the toilet?
A: All Night Long!

Q: What did Michael Jackson do when his hair caught fire?
A: Beat it!

Q: What do you call Dolly Parton doing the backstroke?
A: Islands in the Stream

Capt'n Midnight

* shakes off the dust *

What do you call someone who goes to mass twice a day ?

A Bifran

rainbowtrout

What do you call a Lada with a sunroof and two exhaust pipes??


A wheelbarrow


Why do Ladas have heated rear windows?

To warm your hand when you're pushing.