Sneeze or Cough

4Xcut

After a debate with a friend I was shocked to find out that there was in fact a debate about this. So people of boards, I put it to you, which is more satisfying, a sneeze or a cough?

I have to admit I'm a sneeze man myself.

JavaBear

Cough

I get a feeling in my nose, then sneeze, then the feeling is gone. When I cough it's normally when I have a cough/cold so the feeling (sore throat, tickle in throat) doesn't really go away. So I voted sneeze.

monkeyfudge

Cough

How could any right minded individual pick cough over sneeze???

Don't fancy hocking up an Atari Jaguar out of my lungs either for that matter...

bronte

Cough

Sneeze!

The Walsho

Cough

Sneeze, without a doubt.

Neamhshuntasach

How can this even be debatable? Coughs are annoying and irritating. But then again those with hay fever don't look like their having much craic with the sneezing either.

Schism

Cough

I used to be happy with a sneeze here or there, got a real kick out of it but then things got out of hand...

Before I knew it I was sneezing every chance I got, putting sneezing before family and friends. It was a bleak time for me.

God I'd love a sneeze right now.

Genghiz Cohen

Cough

Earthworm Jim! wrote: »

I used to be happy with a sneeze here or there, got a real kick out of it but then things got out of hand...

Before I knew it I was sneezing every chance I got, putting sneezing before family and friends. It was a bleak time for me.

God I'd love a sneeze right now.

0_o
I am now afraid to sneeze....

Schism

Cough

Genghiz Cohen wrote: »

0_o
I am now afraid to sneeze....

No need, Just as long as you know where to draw the line :pac:

JavaBear

Cough

Neamhshuntasach wrote: »

But then again those with hay fever don't look like their having much craic with the sneezing either.

ah, the lesser folks

The Queen

Cough

Sneez. Fo shizz. :cool:

xanthe

Cough

sneeze...

phantom_lord

sneeze, not close imo.

rain on

Cough

Some coughs are very good. On the other hand all sneezes are amazing.

lorweld

Cough

I hear a sneeze is the nearsest thing to an orgasm!!!!;)

keen

Cough

Sneeze of course, you can feel a sneeze coming can keep you hanging for a while but once it comes mmmm. A cough just happens and usually hurts.

Pepe LeFrits

Apparently when I sneeze I also cough, people tend to stare

Jay P

Cough

Sneeze. I get really bad sinuses when it's cold so 9 times out 10 it's not a sneeze but it feels like I will. But then when I do sneeze Heaven!

xOxSinéadxOx

Cough

Sneeze!

Loopy

Cough

No comparison. Love a good sneeze (not so good after you have had a baba though cos u do a little pee every time):eek: Guys u really have no idea what us women have to go through..

Creamy Goodness

sneeze, who in their right mind would see a cough as satisfying? :pac:

Fremen

Cough

Fart.

Cake or death?

monkeyfudge

Cough

Cremo wrote: »

sneeze, who in their right mind would see a cough as satisfying? :pac:

Probably someone chocking to death on something... but they're unlikely to be in a position to vote in the poll.

emeraldstar

Cough

Sneeze. Oh yes.

mallubear

Atari Jaguar is the most satisfying in the bed mmmmmmmnnn All Night!!

Piste

Cough

I do love a good sneeze.

Steve

Cough

if sneeze = orgasm then
snot = ????
endif

AlmightyCushion

Cough

Definitely sneeze. The only bad thing about a sneeze is when you need to sneeze but can't. Irritates the piss out of me.

Corkgirl21

Cough

Sneeze!

emeraldstar

Cough

Ahh-chooo!

Jesus Wept

Atari Jaguar

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Definitely sneeze. The only bad thing about a sneeze is when you need to sneeze but can't. Irritates the piss out of me.

You have no problems pissing yourself though?

AlmightyCushion

Cough

The-Rigger wrote: »

You have no problems pissing yourself though?

Actually I do. I can only really piss when I need to sneeze but can't. Luckily though not being able to piss when I need to irritates the piss out of me so it's all good.

Black Swan

Depends. A grand sneeze can bring relief, but a cough has it's moments, especially when someone is feeding you a line.

Jesus Wept

Atari Jaguar

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

Depends. A grand sneeze can bring relief, but a cough has it's moments, especially when someone is feeding you a line.

orly?. heh heh heh

emeraldstar

Cough

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

Depends. A grand sneeze can bring relief, but a cough has it's moments, especially when someone is feeding you a line.

Was it you who voted for cough?

[Jackass]

Cough

The-Rigger wrote: »

You have no problems pissing yourself though?

You fecked up the poll though!! The ONLY person to vote cough!! :mad:

What the hell is the matter with you!!!?!?!!? 71 votes to 1.... eh, could you be any more wrong???

Holsten

Cough

Sneeze of course.

Coughing hurts!

4Xcut

Cough

The important thing here is not that i was right and my mate was wrong but that i was very right and he was very wrong:D

Sneezing is truly amazing and in honor of it I have linked a clip of a brillian sneeze by a little panda.here

unreggd

Cough

I prefere the ah

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ahchoooo

Setun

****in hell, some birds just flew into my window, scared the bejesus outta me. :eek:

PS sneeze ftw.

GhostInTheRuins

Cough

Coughs are rarely pleasant. Sneezes are rarely unpleasant.

I love that feeling when you know a sneeze is coming on and your waiting...and waiting...then finally....release. :cool:

gcgirl

Cough

lorweld wrote: »

I hear a sneeze is the nearsest thing to an orgasm!!!!;)

yeh i heard that too!

The guy

Atari Jaguar, they may hurt when they leave your throat, but it's great to play them when they're out.