anyone seen DesF?

John Mason

Hi again,

he was last seen leaving messrs. at around 12pm last night with a fudgemonkey

his mobile is off andi have phoned all the hospitals and police etc.

any leads greatly appreciated

thanks

IB

citytillidie

He might be on his way to Monaghan for the $hels game

smashey

Maybe he's going up North as the pubs will be open.

Beruthiel

irishbird wrote: »

he was last seen leaving messrs. at around 12pm last night with a fudgemonkey

The above lead to a compromising position which he found himself in this morning when he woke up.
I believe he booked a one way ticket to Outter Mongolia. Broadband is not so good out there, so we won't be hearing from him again, or at least, not till he can wipe last nights events from his mind. That may take some time....

Mr Magnolia

irishbird wrote: »

Hi again,

he was last seen leaving messrs. at around 12pm last night with a fudgemonkey

his mobile is off andi have phoned all the hospitals and police etc.

any leads greatly appreciated

thanks

IB

Srsly?

Lucy Lu

irishbird wrote: »

Hi again,

he was last seen leaving messrs. at around 12pm last night with a fudgemonkey

his mobile is off andi have phoned all the hospitals and police etc.

any leads greatly appreciated

thanks

IB

Oh dear! Any luck finding him yet?

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John Mason

Lucy Lu wrote: »

Oh dear! Any luck finding him yet?

not yet:rolleyes:

Thaedydal wrote: »

if he ever turns up again, i will definately be chipping him with the GPS

Tom Dunne

irishbird wrote: »

if he ever turns up again, i will definately be chipping him with the GPS

Are you going to get him neutered too?

homerjay2005

des has a boardeaux soccer teamphone (ssssshhhhhhh, dont tell anybody the number), any response from that?

should we start the search party yet? maybe he forgot that all the pubs closed last night for good friday and is in the q for coppers still, waiting to be left in?

ShayK1

I'd imagine he went to fudgemonkey's gaff for beers after the pubs closed. Phone died and the passed out asleep on the floor...

dose that sound plauseable?? (spelling??)

Ginny

Or did Des and MF run away together?

6th

Just rang monkeyfudge who says he left Des in the company of a ladyboy but he's pretty sure they were just talking.

monkeyfudge

It's all a bit hazy... the last things I can remember are me breaking my balls laughing at him not being able to fasten his seat belt in the taxi... oh and then we nearly killed a dog.

monkeyfudge

6th wrote: »

Just rang monkeyfudge who says he left Des in the company of a ladyboy but he's pretty sure they were just talking.

Ha... the taxi driver did have a ladyboy look about him now that you mention it.

ShayK1

so where did DesF get out of the taxi?

monkeyfudge

I DIDN'T BURN HIM!!!!!

ok?

ShayK1

ok....

Zaph

Deja vu all over again

DJ_Spider

What's French for Deja Vu?

takola

Has he been found yet?

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I just woke up.

I'm IB's gaff :eek:

DJ_Spider

Hurrah! We can sleep easy now. :pac:

takola

DesF wrote: »

I just woke up.

I'm IB's gaff :eek:

Looks like you have some grovelling to do!

Tom Dunne

DesF wrote: »

I just woke up.

I'm IB's gaff :eek:

Imagine that.

takola wrote: »

Looks like you have some grovelling to do!

Don't worry, he's quite good at it. Plenty of practice.

John Mason

DesF wrote: »

I just woke up.

I'm IB's gaff :eek:

errr..... he wasnt in my gaff when he woke up:eek:

he got a taxi to my place to explain but i had already left for work :pac:

Terry

Bleedin' lightweight.

Tobias Greeshman

Terry is right, well its typical of Ireland isn't it, no drink on good friday so someone drinks extra amounts on the thursday night to make up for it, does something they normally wouldn't and there's a thread on here the next day!! :rolleyes:

Zaph

Tobias Greeshman wrote: »

no drink on good friday so someone drinks extra amounts on the thursday night to make up for it, does something they normally wouldn't and there's a thread on here the next day!!

You've never met Brother Des, have you?

Tobias Greeshman

Zaph wrote: »

You've never met Brother Des, have you?

Nope! Should be an interesting beers in that case!

Tom Dunne

Tobias Greeshman wrote: »

Terry is right, well its typical of Ireland isn't it, no drink on good friday so someone drinks extra amounts on the thursday night to make up for it, does something they normally wouldn't and there's a thread on here the next day!! :rolleyes:

Ok, take a step back remember what forum you are in.

For the uninitiated: it's an in joke. Hang around here long enough and you will figure out what the joke is.

And for the record, this is normal behaviour for DesF.

monkeyfudge

Sharing a taxi with monkeyfudge isn't normal behavior?

John Mason

Tom Dunne wrote: »

For the uninitiated: it's an in joke. Hang around here long enough and you will figure out what the joke is.

And for the record, this is normal behaviour for DesF.

After every big night out, DesF has a tendancy to disappear and turn his mobile off, the police are a bit fed up of his family reporting him missing at this stage tbh. one day he will really go missing and no one will believe us

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Actually, I'm more concerned that my boss is getting agitated by me.

:eek: