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You shall not feast on me!

  • 21-03-2008 10:49am
    #1
    trout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,957 ✭✭✭


    OK ... there is far too much talk of people eating me today ... it bothers me.

    So ... I will not be coming out of this thread today until
    (a) The fish bar closes
    (b) The real (fake) bar opens
    (c) The day ends.

    That is all.

    I am having steak for breakfast. And I pi$$ed through a field of lavender in my jeep this morning, to buy onions for afters.

    *squints at smashey*
    *shakes fist*


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  • #2
    smashey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    trout wrote: »
    OK ... there is far too much talk of people eating me today ... it bothers me.

    So ... I will not be coming out of this thread today until
    (a) The fish bar closes
    (b) The real (fake) bar opens
    (c) The day ends.

    That is all.

    I am having steak for breakfast. And I pi$$ed through a field of lavender in my jeep this morning, to buy onions for afters.

    *squints at smashey*
    *shakes fist*
    Hmmmm, do I detect the smell of a little butter on a hot frying pan? Hmmm.


  • #3
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    wouldn't mind a breakfast roll my self right now


  • #4
    trout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,957 ✭✭✭trout


    smashey wrote: »
    Hmmmm, do I detect the smell of a little butter on a hot frying pan? Hmmm.

    *ninja-trout leaps into action, grabs frying pan, licks butter off pan while flying through mid-air, lands behind and to the side of smashey, in horse-stance, brandishing frying pan in the classical ninja-ono stylee*


  • #5
    smashey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    53062.jpg


  • #6
    trout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,957 ✭✭✭trout


    spycam shot of smashey drooling in anticipation


    4208-lavender.jpg


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  • #7
    smashey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    Rainbow_Trout.jpg


  • #8
    trout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,957 ✭✭✭trout


    smashey at work :cool: ... note the metro stylee white wine in the image above ... for shame ... for shame

    sarahharvesting0703.jpg


  • #9
    Full.Duck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 315 ✭✭Full.Duck


    bayern%20trout%20dance.JPG

    How about drinking you!


  • #10
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    trout wrote: »
    OK ... there is far too much talk of people eating me today ... it bothers me.
    *HUG*


  • #11
    smashey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    trout wrote: »
    note the metro stylee white wine in the image above ... for shame ... for shame

    Note the seared trout with a nice sauce. ;)


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  • #12
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Lavender Trout

    hommealalavande.jpg


  • #13
    trout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,957 ✭✭✭trout


    harvester.jpg


  • #14
    smashey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    trout wrote: »
    harvester.jpg
    Ahhh, a massey ferguson. :D


  • #15
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    It's ok, Brother Trout, I have gotten round the whole closing the bar on Good Friday thing. ;)

    The bar is now open.


  • #16
    ShayK1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,602 ✭✭✭ShayK1


    trout wrote: »
    harvester.jpg

    Looks more like a Smashey Ferguson...... ba dum bum pish!!


  • #17
    Will
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    i came prepared for this day. 5litre keg of beer and a crate in the garage along with steak i marinated last night. ooh its gonna be a great good friday! :D :pac:


  • #18
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    ShayK1 wrote: »
    Looks more like a Smashey Ferguson...... ba dum bum pish!!

    Actually, the fella driving the tractor does bear a resemblance to The Smashter.


  • #19
    ShayK1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,602 ✭✭✭ShayK1


    DesF wrote: »
    Actually, the fella driving the tractor does bear a resemblance to The Smashter.

    Cool!! But I was referring to the lavender


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