What have you lied about today?

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It's common knowledge that everyone lies every day, a number of times a day. I find it quite frustrating in work life when you know someone i lying to you but can't really challenge them on it.

I don't lie much outside of work, and in work I'd like to look at it more like an excuse than a lie.

I was on an early lunch today and despite having a perfectly good sandwich in the fridge here at work, I decided, with it being the last day in work, to go in to town and endulge in a big dirty McDonalds. It was lovely. However, on the way back to work, herself gave me a ring... I blatantly lied down the phone and told her i was out having a smoke after my sandwich. When in fact, it is still sitting in the fridge and will be thrown in the bin by the cleaners at the weekend. I lied because i am ashamed for eating in McDonalds.

What have you lied about today?

Pighead

Pighead told a bit of a whopper in this post. Not gonna tell you exactly which part is the lie though in case the fella in question reads this.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=55439902&postcount=26

Nalz

how many bugs i logged...tut tut i know

ports best

i lied yestyerday about where i was after lunch, i told everyone i was otu on a call with work but instead i was playing golf got away with it to wooohoooo:D

John Mason

that i didnt technically live in finglas, its more on the outskirts and that i dont use the finglas bus :pac::pac:

Collie D

Hmm, the last lie I told was on here last night as far as I can remember. Somebody told me to grow some balls so I told him I was a girl.

SnoozyS

When i said that I didn't mind staying in work til 5 this evening. I do

Jay P

I lied about running into town as "training" In reality I ran half way and got a taxi the rest of the way in

chopperbyrne

When earlier on I said "yeah, I'll look into that for you."

Blatant lie!

RxQueen

i lied to the a customer when they said "sorry for puttingyou through so much bother" i said "god no you didnt" , she did

Raspberry

I never lie.

Latchy

As long as you dont start believing your own lies ,then your in trouble .

If we all told the truth than most of us would be out of jobs ,home realtionships etc cuz somtime there is not enough time to explain your train of thought , hence the white lie (or you just want to get away form some annoying boring creep )

bennyx_o

I can't remember lieing today, but theres plenty of time yet

Rb

I'm only out of bed, haven't spoken to anyone so haven't had the chance yet.

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latchyco wrote: »

As long as you dont start believing your own lies ,then your in trouble .

That's very true I know a guy who you'd probably call a compulsive liar ... his basic day to day is based around one lie after another .. annoying f*cker he is too.

Raspberry wrote: »

I never lie.

There's one you just told. ^^^^^^^^^^^

Boss - ''Where you out having a few pints last night?''

Me - ''Nope''

timeshoes

I lied to myself that i wasnt bursting for a p.iss lying in bed, but i was so got up and had one, now im lyin to myself that im not bursting for a sh.ite but I think i am

MajorMax

I work for eircomnet so I lie my ass off every day:D

Saint_Mel

Lies make baby Jesus cry

admiralofthefleet

telling someone i feel grand when i actually feel crap

chopperbyrne

MajorMax wrote: »

I work for eircomnet so I lie my ass off every day:D

Many of us have been there, but when I was there I rarely ever lied to customers.

Has things changed that there's now a requirement to?

bucks73

Arrived in 2 hours late to work and told the rest of them I slept it out by accident. I didnt. I just turned off alarm and went back to sleep.

Latchy

elviscostello wrote: »

That's very true I know a guy who you'd probably call a compulsive liar ... his basic day to day is based around one lie after another .. annoying f*cker he is too.
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Yeah and there are a lot of the ****ers around ,ya know the ones like ie ' i'm never wrong ' .

Always amazes me how some people will lie and say anything to get of the hook .Politicians slappers (like heather Mccartney ) and serial killers spring to mind

The guy

I lied a good few years ago, sure Anne they'll never find you.

Cool_CM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

telling someone i feel grand when i actually feel crap

http://www.pieta.ie/

BaconZombie

"That the Server would only be Off-Line for 30mins....."

Collie D

BOFH_139 wrote: »

"That the Server would only be Off-Line for 30mins....."

Hehe, I suspect you work in my company's IT department

Nalz

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

telling someone i feel grand when i actually feel crap

i've been doin that since July last year. feckin sufferin with some chest infection/broncitis/asthma thingy wont go away . Nothin more frustrating then having to work and listen to bullsh1t when your sick.

but i'm fine really...honest!

MOH

I lie every day. Then I get up. Later I lie again and go asleep.

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MOH wrote: »

I lie every day. Then I get up. Later I lie again and go asleep.

*badum tish ***

Kazu

I work for eircomnet so I lie my ass off every day

eircom.net getting paid to lie while customer getting charged for a service they do not use :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Mint Sauce

i lied about the last txt message i sent in another thread here last night, the actual txt was to personal to broadcast

Duggy747

I am a lie.

Well..........technically in litteraly a metaphorical sense.

The Walsho

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

telling someone i feel grand when i actually feel crap

That's just being manly.

AckwelFoley

I rarely lie if ever.

I am flexible with the truth however.

AlmightyCushion

snyper wrote: »

I rarely lie if ever.

How do we know that isn't a lie?

AckwelFoley

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

How do we know that isn't a lie?

This is the internet.

People dont lie on the Internet.

fap fap. :pac:

Creature

I haven't lied today, but then I haven't really had any human contact today either so I don't think I count :pac:.

AlmightyCushion

snyper wrote: »

This is the internet.

People dont lie on the Internet.

That's a lie.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=249022

Everyone knows that there are no women on the internet so there's a lot of liars in that thread.

L1011

"Yeah, I'll look in to that for you right away, have a good weekend" *throws ticket back in to queue, leaves office, curses weekend of stupid customer*

Aisling(",)

just bought a new dress.my mam goes you'll be wearing something under that i pressume?
me:yeh of course leggins...thecnically not a lie as i will wear leggings under it untill i get to me friends house

mam:are you going to finish tidying your room?
me:yeah later on.....em not gonna happen

there the last two from the last 5 minutes

Hellm0

I work about 2 hours a day but bill for 9. Is it lieing? Is it wrong? Meh.

whatsgoinon

just got asked out for drinks, couldn't be bothered getting out of bed after my nap so said i was busy working.

mental07

I'm heading away for the weekend, the ma just asked me on the phone: "Well, are you all set?" I said that I was, but I haven't even begun to pack yet. I don't even know why I lied about that

Piste

"oh yeah it looks really nice"




About my hair, to the hairdresser who left me looking like I fell out of the 80s.

Nalz

Piste wrote: »

"oh yeah it looks really nice"




About my hair, to the hairdresser who left me looking like I fell out of the 80s.

eh havent you noticed its all comin back in? Well in Dublin it is....

and thats not a lie

neither is that

really im not lyin

Jesus Wept

Riddle101 wrote: »

Told a rather serious one today. A women and this dude were talking to one another trying to hit it off, now this gurl was out of this world and my eyeballs were haning out, so when the guy went to the toilet i walked up to her and asked her if she knew that chap. She said no, why. I told her that i knew him and that he was a retard and started saying some things about him, she looked at me with her eyebrows raised and a serious look on her face and i backed off, i know when i'm pushing it.

I love girls Lawls

I bet you're right in there!

I lie

Saft Hans

Time to revive an old-ish thread I think!:D

I told my sister I couldn't see a spider that had been close to where she was sitting anywhere near her.....

It was crawling up the side of her chair.....

:P:D

Fukuyama

I had tomorrow off.

My boss wrang and asked would I mind working from 9 till 6 tomorrow. I said that I'd love to real enthusiastically as I'm new in the job and am on a probation contract.

Truth is I really wanted a day off

GirlOfGlass

My virginity, three times in a row.

Now It hurts a bit.

CianRyan

GirlOfGlass wrote: »

My virginity, three times in a row.

Now It hurts a bit.

Bloody hell, Niamh. That's a bit much to be hearing.