World's Longest Sh*t? (in duration not length, and by a wimmins!)

Xavi6

2 years spent sitting on the jacks. And it was a wimmins who did it! Hats off. Hope she had a good book.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=278667

Woman sat on toilet for 'two years'
Thursday Mar 13 10:31 AEDT
AP - US authorities are considering charges in the case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years and was stuck to the seat when the boyfriend finally called police.

Sheriff Bryan Whipple, in Ness City, Texas, said it appeared the 35-year-old woman's skin had grown around the seat.

She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by police, medical officers and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

"We pried the toilet seat off (the toilet) with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

Whipple said investigators planned to present their report to the county attorney in Ness City, Texas, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend.

"She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said.

"It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself."

The boyfriend told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

"And her reply would be, 'Maybe tomorrow'," Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."

The boyfriend called police on February 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend", Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was "somewhat disoriented," and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.

"She said that she didn't need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave," he said.

She was reported to be in fair condition at a hospital in Wichita, about 240km south-east of Ness City.

Whipple said she refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.

Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.

Police declined to release the couple's names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.

The case has been the buzz of Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbour.

"I don't think anybody can make any sense out of it," he said.

Ellis said he had known the woman since she was a child but that he had not seen her for at least six years.

He said she had a tough childhood after her mother died at a young age and apparently was usually kept inside the house as she grew up.

At one time the woman worked for a long-term care facility, he said, but he did not know what kind of work she did there.

"It really doesn't surprise me," Ellis said.

"What surprises me is somebody wasn't called in a bit earlier."

AckwelFoley

All i can think of is the smell.

Bizzare

stepbar

America. The land of the GUBU......

bronte

Would NOT want to visit that toilet! :D:eek:

dr.bollocko

She better have cleaned that feckin toilet. Typical wimmin. She was probably just getting ready for a night out and didnt like it when the boyfriend asked her how long she would be.

buachaillbeoir

dr.bollocko wrote: »

She better have cleaned that feckin toilet. Typical wimmin. She was probably just getting ready for a night out and didnt like it when the boyfriend asked her how long she would be.

lol that sounds almost too probable!!!

star-pants

:eek:

but... how did she make him his rasher sambos? and who got him his beer??

danniemcq

where did he go potty?

trout

star-pants wrote: »

:eek:

but... how did she make him his rasher sambos? and who got him his beer??

don't you worry yore head ... I'm sure he phoned it in ... sit down and have a nice cup of tea *pat pat*

danniemcq wrote: »

where did he go potty?

In the sink, obviously :cool:

Awesome-O

i read about this in one of them granny type magazines the other day & could hardly believe it as most of those stories are exagerated anyway that's why I was so interested to find this thread. it is so crazy, the magazine said she had a phobia of leaving the bathroom...can a phobia just crop up like that after many years of using the toilet without any issues (I'm assuming here that she was toilet trained and had used it before!)

buachaillbeoir

Awesome-O wrote: »

i read about this in one of them granny type magazines the other day & could hardly believe it as most of those stories are exagerated anyway that's why I was so interested to find this thread. it is so crazy, the magazine said she had a phobia of leaving the bathroom...can a phobia just crop up like that after many years of using the toilet without any issues (I'm assuming here that she was toilet trained and had used it before!)

yes yes potty trained but not trained in bathroom manners.

minidazzler

In all fairness thats just sad. I mean she was able to be a bitch for 2 years. If a man did it he would have set out with a goal to stick to.

Along with a TV and a beer fridge. Maybe even a laptop to come on to BGRH

truecrippler

Thats nuttin, I've kept mine in for 2 years.

Pigman II

Photo's or it never happened.

(TBH I believe this did happen, just want to see the photos).

shockwave

Must have been one hell of a curry!!