Cheltenham 2008

Lux23

2.00 Snap Tie
2.35 Ring The Boss
3.15 Ossana, Harchibald, Catch Me (Tricast)

Those are my bets for today. Has anyone got any tips?

cson

Horse Racing forum anyone? :pac:

ShayK1

I'd rather p!ss it up against the wall than give it to the book marker tbh and thats just my opinion. There was a tip on Colm & Jimmy this morning but I've forgotten it. Sorry. Try the Gambling forum

siobhan.murphy

binocular in the first
I saw tidal bay when I was in Cheltenham in Dec. looked v.good

Slow Motion

Lux23 wrote: »

Has anyone got any tips?

Don't eat yellow snow!

cson

Clicky here for all yore Cheltenham needs.

Cheltenham 2008 Tips Clicky

Rob_l

Lux23 wrote: »

2.00 Snap Tie
2.35 Ring The Boss
3.15 Ossana, Harchibald, Catch Me (Tricast)

Those are my bets for today. Has anyone got any tips?

Noland in the 2:35

and bobs pride
just because its bobs and its pride

DJ_Spider

I grew up in Cheltenham and passed the course every day. I lived there for 20 years and never went as a paying punter! I worked there for 14 years as one of the guys with the black jackets. I became a supervisor and spent most of my time in the member's bar, while the lackys were freezing thier nads off outside!

I used to see the bookies arrive in flash cars and even helicopters! So I never bet on the gee-gees, also seeing as I got to know a lot of the jockeys and owners I got to thinking they don't race for us do they?

Goos luck to anyone though, and if you are actually there, say hello to the pubs, sure I will have drunk in it at some time or other!

smashey

Go to the horse racing forum.

I hate horse racing and Cheltenham week is like a living hell to me. :mad:

Did I mention that I really fookin hate it? :mad::mad:

Don1

"The bookie is in the business to make his living. You can't too" Bit of a laugh to be there I'd say, but investing money in a decent share portfolio is better imo. Fair enough it's less risk so less potential gain, but at the same time, less potential loss!

John Mason

i have all my bets placed already for todays races

FlutterinBantam

Jaysus, listening to Peader Flanagan droning on over the next week brings a rash out on me ballsack.

Will avoid it like the pox.

siobhan.murphy

cson wrote: »

Clicky here for all yore Cheltenham needs.

Cheltenham 2008 Tips Clicky

wont display it?
:eek:

Rob_l

siobhan.murphy wrote: »

wont display it?
:eek:

try this one
http://cheltenham.sportinglife.com/

Slow Motion

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Jaysus, listening to Peader Flanagan droning on over the next week brings a rash out on me ballsack.

Will avoid it like the pox.

Lol:D Am stealing that one!

siobhan.murphy

Rob_l wrote: »

try this one
http://cheltenham.sportinglife.com/

Cheers!
will be able to retire after today I have 'em all!!
big word for this kerry horse in the last "river liane"

Fratton Fred

DJ_Spider wrote: »

I grew up in Cheltenham and passed the course every day. I lived there for 20 years and never went as a paying punter! I worked there for 14 years as one of the guys with the black jackets. I became a supervisor and spent most of my time in the member's bar, while the lackys were freezing thier nads off outside!

I used to see the bookies arrive in flash cars and even helicopters! So I never bet on the gee-gees, also seeing as I got to know a lot of the jockeys and owners I got to thinking they don't race for us do they?

Goos luck to anyone though, and if you are actually there, say hello to the pubs, sure I will have drunk in it at some time or other!

I got sexually assualted ina club in Cheltenham once. It was rumoured that there was a studio upstairs that did porn films and I think I met one of the girls from there...or was I dreaming:o

ShayK1

has this not been moved yet?

John Mason

No Tom is away until Friday unfortunately

Don1

We could just all report the OP until an Smod sees it?

Fratton Fred

But cheltenham is all about drinking guinness and going to one of the many temporary lapdancing clubs.

It has very little to do with horse racing:D

Don1

If there were nothing but beer related anecdotes and pics of performers from said lapdancing clubs that'd be sweet and most welcome. Unfortunately this is mostly about gambling, and there are specific forums for such, imo, idiotic wastes of hard earned!

Rob_l

Don1 wrote: »

If there were nothing but beer related anecdotes and pics of performers from said lapdancing clubs that'd be sweet and most welcome. Unfortunately this is mostly about gambling, and there are specific forums for such, imo, idiotic wastes of hard earned!

But what are we going to spend our winnings on ? Beer and Lapdancing


LUX I hope you backed that first horse each way

Don1

Pics or it doesn't exist tbh.

John Mason

Woo Hoo

Won on the first race - fingers crossed, the rest of the races go as well

Lux23

Doing crap so far!!! They better be sending my horses to the glue factory.

Jesus Wept

I'm putting all the marbles on 'Always Comes 1st' - 4:30 @Doncaster.

John Mason

Woo Hoo my second horse has just come first - partyyyyyyyyyyyyy

siobhan.murphy

yee haw!

siobhan.murphy

Lux23 wrote: »

Doing crap so far!!! They better be sending my horses to the glue factory.

did ya not do Tidal bay!
hoping for royal auclair here

smashey

w00t.

All race are cancelled today.

Thanks fook for that.

Kur4mA

WHY? I was gonna put some bets on.

arybvtcw0eolkf

I'm riding tonight, if I cum first - I win

smashey

Mairt wrote: »

I'm riding tonight, if I cum first - I win

Odds on favourite then.

The Hill Billy

If Mrs Mairt is declared to be a non-runner it'll be a one-horse race.

Sherifu

The going will be soft to hard to soft Mairt?

FlutterinBantam

Hill Billy wrote: »

If Mrs Mairt is declared to be a non-runner it'll be a one-horse race.

Why.. ground unsuitable for racing??;)

arybvtcw0eolkf

Well the going will be firm, I expect to win by a head but I may have to use plenty of whip!.

Of course it could be a photo finish, I'll post the money shot. :eek:

The Hill Billy

Will you be going "Each Way" on this ride?

FlutterinBantam

Seems like the back straight is spongy and mucky so race will probably on the front course.

Sherifu

There's a right mess just after the winning post.