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The Lie Clock

  • 10-03-2008 11:28pm
    #1
    Gary ITR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,801 ✭✭✭✭


    Paddy died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
    Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What
    are all those clocks?"

    St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
    Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."


    "Oh," said the Paddy "Whose clock is that?"

    "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that
    she never told a lie."

    "Incredible," said the Paddy. "And whose clock is that one?"

    St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
    moved twice telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

    "Where's Bertie Aherne's?" asked the man.

    "Bertie's clock is in God's office. He's using it as a fan."


Comments

  • #2
    rocky25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭rocky25


    Good Un' :)

    Bertie's clock could a 747 off the ground.


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