Looking to get a pressie for the BF

JackieO

Hi Guys

Looking for some tips on what to get for the BF. I want to buy him a pressie since he is so good to me all the time in so many little ways.

Anyway, he doesn't really have any hobbies as such. He's not a big sports fan, hates soccer, somewhat interested in rugby and big time into the horse-racing.

In his early 30's and not really into computers at all.

Any suggestions as to what kind of presents men actually like to receive? Got him clothes for christmas which I think he liked.

Would love a few ideas as to what would be a nice present.

Ps. planning on spending probably no more than 200 squids.

Dub6Kevin

Is he into gadgets? Most of us are, you know...

orestes

In four days time you should know exactly what to get him

Mr. CooL ICE

A synthetic vagina

watna

Jackie, the boys here are only going to recommend blow jobs and/or steaks I can forsee it!

Pigman II

watna wrote: »

Jackie, the boys here are only going to recommend blow jobs and/or steaks I can forsee it!

Pfft! As if. I think you underestimate us?

Besides it's steak and BJ day on the 14th so it's not as if we would recommend gifts that are coming to us anyway by right.

JackieO

Thanks for the suggestion of a gadget Kevin - not a bad idea.

Had no idea about the 14th until I googled it there. Quite mad.

Unfortunately we'll not be together on the 14th so I guess he'll miss out on that particular treat:):)

star-pants

watna wrote: »

Jackie, the boys here are only going to recommend blow jobs and/or steaks I can forsee it!

Followed by beer and rasher sambos

JackieO

Is this really ALL it takes to make a man happy?

star-pants

Lol Jackie don't ask the brothers that! I'm not sure you'll get many serious answers in here hun.
If he's into rugby you could try and get a game (not a 6 nation one obv) - or take him out for a day with the horses. Does he like DIY or anything? that you might get him something he'd use. Or something for his car (if he has one). Or even a nice weekend away, although that might go over budget.

orestes

JackieO wrote: »

Is this really ALL it takes to make a man happy?

I don't understand this question.

I know what all of the words mean, but the sentence doesn't make sense to me

Santa Claus

Maybe arrange a trip to the Irish derby in the Curragh at the end of June ?

FunkZ

Get him a squat rack and weights, and ten crates of Dutch to drink beside it. Best buzz ever!

JackieO

Thanks for all the suggestions.

Think I might buy him an i-pod.

Minder

Big into horse racing. How about a hip flask. Pewter or Sterling silver if your budget will stretch. Nothing like a nip of something strong when the wind would cut you in half at a chilly race meeting. Pair of Binoculars. Tweed jacket.

Zaph

Gift & Festivity & Party Ideas forum tbh.

Thrill

You might also like to ask the same question of the wimmins in "The Ladies Lounge"

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=1011

orestes

orestes wrote: »

In four days time you should know exactly what to get him

We canceled it.....and your g/f has orders to dice one of your bollix and feed it to the cat...if RTE attempt to cancel desperate housewives again.

Don1

one for all voucher!

Ah no, you can get vouchers for paintballing and quading and all that jazz. I have a christmas pressie of quaddin and paintballing to use still. Not at the same time unfortunately as drive by paintballing sounds so much fun!

Slutmonkey57b

Moonbaby wrote: »

We canceled it.....and your g/f has orders to dice one of your bollix and feed it to the cat...if RTE attempt to cancel desperate housewives again.

Eh... what?

Listen, keep it to steaks and blowjobs here.

Leave all discussion of menopausal TV shows to the Ladies Lounge.

If you're not carrying beer, food, or blowjobs the wimmins would best be mindful that the bretheren are not listening to a word you say.

Drift

JackieO wrote: »

Unfortunately we'll not be together on the 14th so I guess he'll miss out on that particular treat:):)

Steak and BJ is for life, not just March 14th

Dun laoire

If he's into gambling you could get Vouchers in Paddypower. 50 quid voucher from PP and an Ipod. I'd be well chuffed with something like that. Surely you'd get an Ipod for 150. Give him a ride too. Very important. A ride makes the lads feel loved.

Pigman II

Moonbaby wrote: »

We canceled it

They still make women like you? I thought your kind disappeared around the same time as VHS?

Slow Motion

Slutmonkey57b wrote: »

Eh... what?

Listen, keep it to steaks and blowjobs and threesomes here.

Leave all discussion of menopausal TV shows to the Ladies Lounge.

If you're not carrying beer, food, or blowjobs the wimmins would best be mindful that the bretheren are not listening to a word you say.

Fixed!

Fratton Fred

Get him a top of the range swiss army knife. All blokes like them and you can use it to open bottles of beer as well.

perfectamundo.

Pigman II

Fratton Fred wrote: »

you can use it to open bottles of beer as well.

Emphasis on the YOU of course.

Fratton Fred

Pigman II wrote: »

Emphasis on the YOU of course.

well, you don't keep a dog and bark yerself do you:D

watna

You could look in the thread about tshirts. It's around this one somewhere. There's some pretty cool ones there. That's a good pressie because they're unusual and you don't see them everywhere!

Slow Motion

watna wrote: »

You could look in the thread about tshirts. It's around this one somewhere. There's some pretty cool ones there. That's a good pressie because they're unusual and you don't see them everywhere!

Stop beeing serious, you're bringing the tone of the place up!;)

watna

Slow Motion wrote: »

Stop beeing serious, you're bringing the tone of the place up!;)

Sorry

Get him a tshirt or two, followed by a steak and blow job! and em.. bring him beer, yeah, that should do it!

Don1

Make up a book of bj vouchers redeemable whenever he chooses!

JackieO

Are BJ's really this big a deal?

Better than a shag????

What about HJ's - where do they fit in in the grand scheme of things?

Don1

HJ's are acceptable in situations where a BJ is not logistically plausable. eg at lectures, when stuck in traffic, at the dinner table.........

takola

What is a HJ?

ShayK1

2 in the hand is worth 1 in the bush

ShayK1

takola wrote: »

What is a HJ?

Hand Job

Don1

BJ+HJ=TJ tbh!




(the job)

Pigman II

JackieO wrote: »

Are BJ's really this big a deal?

I suggest you turn your bf into a human guinea pig if you want to know the truth. Give him a week of bj's and then week without and finally a week with.

You will see the difference.

Slutmonkey57b

I always preferred the t!t wan.k myself. More involved.

JackieO

Slutmonkey57b wrote: »

I always preferred the t!t wan.k myself. More involved.

Please explain ???.......- I've obviously led a sheltered existence up to now!!:D

watna

JackieO wrote: »

Please explain ???.......- I've obviously led a sheltered existence up to now!!:D

Seriously, you don't want to know, and if someone mentions bukakke (which the will) do not, I repeat, do not google it at work!

JohnCleary

Swallow

Slutmonkey57b

watna wrote: »

Seriously, you don't want to know, and if someone mentions bukakke (which the will) do not, I repeat, do not google it at work!

People are shocked by a tit job? I would have thought the ladies would be much more in favour as there's no risk of gagging and no spit or swallow debate.
What's weird about sliding between a lady's beautiful mounds?

JackieO

Guys

Thanks for all the suggestions - got the MP3 player in the end.

He's a male and its a gadget - sure I can't go wrong. If he doesn't like it I will have to resort to some of the other suggestions:D:D

ShayK1

JackieO wrote: »

Please explain ???.......- I've obviously led a sheltered existence up to now!!:D

do you really not know what a tit **** is?

JackieO

ShayK1 wrote: »

do you really not know what a tit **** is?

No, is that really that terrible?

watna

Slutmonkey57b wrote: »

People are shocked by a tit job? I would have thought the ladies would be much more in favour as there's no risk of gagging and no spit or swallow debate.
What's weird about sliding between a lady's beautiful mounds?

Well, it can be slightly degrading.... but also hilarious!

JackieO wrote: »

No, is that really that terrible?

Jackie, I don't want to take away your innocence but a "tit ****" is when you pleasure a mans em, "thingy" between your "lady lumps". Like a hand job with boobies. Does that make sense?

Tom Dunne is so not going to be impressed with is when he returns!

Slow Motion

watna wrote: »

Well, it can be slightly degrading.... but also hilarious!



Jackie, I don't want to take away your innocence but a "tit ****" is when you pleasure a mans em, "thingy" between your "lady lumps". Like a hand job with boobies. Does that make sense?

Tom Dunne is so not going to be impressed with is when he returns!

Oh! I don't know...:D

Slutmonkey57b

watna wrote: »

Well, it can be slightly degrading.... but also hilarious!



Jackie, I don't want to take away your innocence but a "tit ****" is when you pleasure a mans em, "thingy" between your "lady lumps". Like a hand job with boobies. Does that make sense?

Tom Dunne is so not going to be impressed with is when he returns!

Really, the only reason to be shocked by the tit **** is if you think having the lady on top is sinfully racy. It's the most vanilla of sexual pursuits. It's also the most fun. As for degrading, well... eh? What's degrading about it?
It's safe sex, allows plenty of "ancilliary activity" options, and involves boobs getting fondled either by you (always a popular spectator activity for the brothers) or by him (the highest calling a man can reach).

JackieO - give the bf a tit **** as a mind-bending bit of experimentation. I guarantee he'll appreciate it a lot more than an MP3 player. And you don't need to keep the receipt. If he's not impressed, you can always switch to something else mid-way through. Although if he's not impressed, he's gay.
Just saying. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

JackieO

Slutmonkey57b wrote: »

Really, the only reason to be shocked by the tit **** is if you think having the lady on top is sinfully racy. It's the most vanilla of sexual pursuits. It's also the most fun. As for degrading, well... eh? What's degrading about it?
It's safe sex, allows plenty of "ancilliary activity" options, and involves boobs getting fondled either by you (always a popular spectator activity for the brothers) or by him (the highest calling a man can reach).

JackieO - give the bf a tit **** as a mind-bending bit of experimentation. I guarantee he'll appreciate it a lot more than an MP3 player. And you don't need to keep the receipt. If he's not impressed, you can always switch to something else mid-way through. Although if he's not impressed, he's gay.
Just saying. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Well this has turned into a very enlightening thread:D:D

So what your saying is I could have saved my self €150!! (and I've already lost the receipt!)

Sounds like a lot of hard work though guys...........and I'm lazy.

Although he's definately a boob man so would really appreciate it I'm sure! We'll see, maybe if he brings me a really nice pressie home from cheltenham!!

ShayK1

its not hard work!! Just lie on your back and let him sit on your chest and slap it in!! All you have to do then is push them together while he works away