Shíte

cson

After having a right good one there. I was very disappointed though when I got up to have a gawk at her, t'was a brown trout, she'd swam away. Still though, I take consolation in the fact that the jacks is unlikely to be habitable nevermind tolerable for quite some time.

minidazzler

I love Nite ****e's. THey are great because you know you are unlikely to be bothered.

I'm sorry about the Brown Trout. One of my favourite parts of a ****e is to see my handy work and I feel your pain.

Sherifu

Always good to dump a load.

MrJoeSoap

You can't beat a good auld ten minute freeing of the Mandela. Grab a rag, have a read, chillax and let it all happen.

Xavi6

Laptop on the jacks ftw. Great way to spend a half hour.

DeBeere

Xavi6 wrote: »

Laptop on the jacks ftw. Great way to spend a half hour.

True, true.

Cathmandooo

yis are sick. damn boys

Sir Wanksalot

Just after making me own brown fish, had to really work for it too.

orestes

Xavi6 wrote: »

Laptop on the jacks ftw. Great way to spend a half hour.

I'll never look at your posts the same way again. Although I do this very regularly as well so screw it

To quote David O Doherty, you're just logging one on

Dun laoire

Dont forget the mug of tea lads

Gillo

Just fit the back section of one of these to the bog.

Capt'n Midnight

Call me old fashioned but nothing beats a good book.

Fajitas!

Xavi6 wrote: »

Laptop on the jacks ftw. Great way to spend a half hour.

Indeed, though, I often get pins and needles in my feet from it...

Oohh....I was interested until I realised that the term brown trout didn't describe a one night stand.

FunkZ

MrJoeSoap wrote: »

You can't beat a good auld ten minute freeing of the Mandela. Grab a rag, have a read, chillax and let it all happen.

I've been reading the same Guitar World magazine since December 2004!

Though I feel your pain cson...

GAAman

cson wrote: »

After having a right good one there. I was very disappointed though when I got up to have a gawk at her, t'was a brown trout, she'd swam away. Still though, I take consolation in the fact that the jacks is unlikely to be habitable nevermind tolerable for quite some time.

I HATE that man, i call it my "moby shít"

Rockee

Xavi6 wrote: »

Laptop on the jacks ftw. Great way to spend a half hour.

Never thought of that actually...:p

Xavi6

Rockee wrote: »

Never thought of that actually...:p

Pfft amateur! It's where I do my best posting.

galwayrush

Ever start off and suddenly realise your wife has removed all reading material from the jax. most distressing.:(

Pigman II

May I recommend Viz as ideal toilet reading material?

Actually speaking of which I must go now and see what Biffa Bacon is up to this month whist pushing out a sizeable chocolate log. ttfn

FlutterinBantam

To enjoy a good evacuation you need to prepare well.

Personally I find a good solid hot curry,a couple of corns on the cob, and loads of whole grain bread, straight to the cot and let her ferment for the night,is the ideal approach.

Fast forward to 0700 hrs and out of the cot with a good feeling of tautness in the gut and the walnut a bit distended in anticipation of a good stretch is ideal.

Now ,most important,like the golf swing,important not to rush things,have a strong cup of coffee and some fresh orange juice to build up a head of steam.

When the load has moved solidly into the bombays,up to the kludggie,keeping the push on and holding the "hit" ,as it were.

Back up, chunkies down, crouch,touch, engage with the pewter.
Then ,when the pace car leaves the pits,extend the walnut and blast the load firmly and positively into the back of the bowl with all the follow thru you can muster.
Sit back rest,take a peek at the damage(there will be damage:D)deep breaths ,up and ready for the new day totally refreshed and cleaned out.

Magic!!!

AckwelFoley

When Among Friends Its Imperative To Inform Them When You Are Leaving The Group To Drop Off The Browns At The Superbowl.

minidazzler

minidazzler wrote: »

I love Nite ****e's. THey are great because you know you are unlikely to be bothered.

Except when you can hear someone else squeezing one out at night!:(

Don1

It's pretty sick but I always burst out laughin when I here somebody pinch one off that I can tell by the sound that they got soaked splash back...........

Capt'n Midnight

Moonbaby wrote: »

Oohh....I was interested until I realised that the term brown trout didn't describe a one night stand.

only if you are into corprophilia


Bill Oddie
The Toilet Book: 11.5 Minutes a Day and How Not to Waste Them (Paperback)
Includes a section on what to bring with you to pass the time

whiskeyman

Don1 wrote: »

It's pretty sick but I always burst out laughin when I here somebody pinch one off that I can tell by the sound that they got soaked splash back...........

To avoid splashback, just lay a few layers of bogroll on the water surface area before releasing the trout.
If you decide to add more layers, this can actually 'hold' the trout in place just above surface level, allowing for the lovely aroma to roam more freely, while allowing you a more in-depth examination post release.

Dun laoire

It's true what Billy Connolly said, you lose your identity when having a pony. When someone knocks on the door you immediately shout "theres somebody in". :D:D We really need a Laughing smiley, those big grin things are sh1te

FlutterinBantam

whiskeyman wrote: »

To avoid splashback, just lay a few layers of bogroll on the water surface area before releasing the trout.
If you decide to add more layers, this can actually 'hold' the trout in place just above surface level, allowing for the lovely aroma to roam more freely, while allowing you a more in-depth examination post release.

Known in the business as "A Firemans Blanket"

Robbo

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Known in the business as "A Firemans Blanket"

Ah, the wonders of the Profanisaurus.

scruff321

cson wrote: »

After having a right good one there. I was very disappointed though when I got up to have a gawk at her, t'was a brown trout, she'd swam away. Still though, I take consolation in the fact that the jacks is unlikely to be habitable nevermind tolerable for quite some time.

ha feckin legend!