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Stuff white people like: soccer

  • 05-03-2008 07:54PM
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,890 ✭✭✭


    Here's a great blog with a new angle on football fans...
    the main reason white people like soccer is so they can buy a new scarf. As you may or may not know, many soccer teams issue special scarves, and white people cannot get enough of them!

    Most white people choose a favorite soccer team based on either a study abroad experience or a particularly long vacation to Europe or South America. When they return, they like to tell their friends about how great “football” is and that they are committed to ‘getting more into’ now that they have returned home.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,951 ✭✭✭DSB


    If that was about black people, there'd be outrage to be fair.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,617 ✭✭✭✭PHB


    Some of its pretty good stuff to be fair. Also its more about American white people than European white people, and there is a big difference :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 34,404 ✭✭✭✭~Rebel~


    PHB wrote: »
    Some of its pretty good stuff to be fair. Also its more about American white people than European white people, and there is a big difference :)

    yeah, we're awsome. And they're...well... George Gillette and Tom Hicks.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,346 ✭✭✭✭KdjaCL


    i own one scarf, does that mean im asian :confused:


    kdjac


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,825 ✭✭✭Charlie


    Am I the only one who thought that was way off the mark, not even even remotely funny, even though it desperately tried to be.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭LostinBlanch


    Well out of the people who posted here anyway.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,890 ✭✭✭SectionF


    Am I the only one who thought that was way off the mark, not even even remotely funny, even though it desperately tried to be.
    So far, that would seem to be the case.
    Maybe you just have a white person's sense of humour. :eek:
    (That last bit is a joke).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 941 ✭✭✭Bodhidharma


    This is my favourite repsonse, you can almost hear the whiney American accent

    "Hahaha, so damn true. I have so many friends who say they love Manchester United ONLY after visiting London for the semester abroad."

    Good god:mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    Black people like trendy runners, hense they love basketball.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 17,122 ✭✭✭✭Nalz


    put white men cant jump?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,485 ✭✭✭✭rossie1977


    Pigman II wrote: »
    Black people like trendy runners, hense they love basketball.

    but still the vast majority of a crowd watching an nba game is white.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 48,606 ✭✭✭✭Mitch Connor


    rossie1977 wrote: »
    but still the vast majority of a crowd watching an nba game is white.
    cause they got no game.
    [Crappy_Comedian]
    White people play basket ball like this, black people play basket ball like THIS
    [/Crappy_Comedian]


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,552 ✭✭✭✭GuanYin


    yeah, you whities suck :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,154 ✭✭✭✭Neil3030


    I'm not white - I'm Irish.


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