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Beer Goggles

  • 03-03-2008 12:30am
    #1
    MarinoMark
    Closed Accounts Posts: 545 ✭✭✭


    picked up a couple at coppers on harcourt st the other night.
    He..22ish 8 stone like a jockey
    She 50ish 18 stone and smelling of sweat
    As they left the cab, she was opening the door, he was paying me, and he remarked {beauty is just a lightswitch away) so funny !!:D


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  • #2
    TestTransmission
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,106 ✭✭✭✭TestTransmission


    Whatever floats your boat i guess....:D
    We've all been there,cant say i went down the 50ish and 18 stone route tho!


  • #3
    hiscan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,105 ✭✭✭hiscan


    MarinoMark wrote: »
    picked up a couple at coppers on harcourt st the other night.
    He..22ish 8 stone like a jockey
    She 50ish 18 stone and smelling of sweat
    As they left the cab, she was opening the door, he was paying me, and he remarked {beauty is just a lightswitch away) so funny !!:D

    when i read the first sentence of this i thought you were talking about something else;):D:D


  • #4
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    MarinoMark wrote: »
    He..22ish 8 stone like a jockey
    She 50ish 18 stone and smelling of sweat
    Well, if he is a jockey it's an easy way to get used to straddling a wide ride ...


  • #5
    danniemcq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    i hope she didn't like being on top. Or maybe it's like that video the real way to give head where this little skinny bald dude puts umm how can i say this without sounding weird and offensive... he used his tald head as a normal guy would a penis?


  • #6
    4Xcut
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,248 ✭✭✭4Xcut


    You picked them up from copper's, did you expect an attractive woman. Now, i frequent coppers myself but always make sure I'm roaring drunkbiggrin.gif


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  • #7
    john_aero
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 279 ✭✭john_aero


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Well, if he is a jockey it's an easy way to get used to straddling a wide ride ...

    haha i love it.well said


  • #8
    Collie D
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,416 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    MarinoMark wrote: »
    picked up a couple at coppers on harcourt st the other night
    He..22ish 8 stone like a jockey
    She 50ish 18 stone and smelling of sweat.

    Was getting extremely worried until I read the last sentence.
    MarinoMark wrote: »
    As they left the cab, she was opening the door, he was paying me, and he remarked {beauty is just a lightswitch away) so funny !!:D


  • #9
    briantwin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 505 ✭✭✭briantwin


    Jaysus i thought you were talking about goin out to pickup a couple for... some tricycle action. That would be one wonky job!!!


  • #10
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Oh yeah, you drive taxi now! How's that going for ya? :D

    As for the couple, he looks like a regular joe but maybe he has a soft spot for older women? Like his anal sphincter... ?


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