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Best Footy rumours you've heard

  • 27-02-2008 04:50PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,009 ✭✭✭


    sorry if this has been done before. i got this email yesterday and thought
    this topic would make for an interesting thread topic
    "Sol Campbell decided to stay in England by moving to Arsenal because his boyfriend Roberto Di Matteo of Chelsea lived in London.

    When Les Ferdinand was a young boy, he trashed the Blue Peter garden.

    Soon after Mark Bosnich joined Manchester United he was reported to have been filming a sex session involving him, Dwight Yorke and a couple of girls. Ferguson was a bit miffed when he found out and dropped both players from the team.


    Failing to make the England Euro 2000 squad, Keiron Dyer, Rio Ferdinand and Jody ("if there's any trouble I'm there") Morris visited Ayia Napa, Cyprus for their summer holiday and spent a week birding. Having pulled one night, the boys returned to their hotel room and Keiron Dyer filmed the sex romp, obviously following in the footsteps of Bosnich. When they returned, Keiron Dyer was ticked off by his manager Bobby Robson who was not happy with his reported antics and told him to grow up. Rio became the most expensive footballer in Britain and Jody, yes what happened to Jody?

    Lee Sharpe leaving Man Utd after being exposed in the papers sharing a bed with two women whilst taking cocaine

    Don Hutchison leaving Liverpool after appearing nude in the papers with only a beer mat covering his manhood

    Nicky Barmby leaving Tottenham because a fellow player was shagging his wife. Then the poor sod had to leave Middlesbrough because Viv Anderson was doing the same. We're unsure as to why he left Everton. Walter?

    Eric Cantona leaving Leeds because Lee Chapman demanded manager Howard Wilkinson take action as Eric was sniffing around Leslie Ash, Chapman's wife. Wrong decision Howard!


    Hence the terrace song "He's French, he's flash, he's shagging Leslie Ash. Cantona, Cantona"


    Whilst playing for West Ham, Ian Bishop and Trevor Morley were reported to have been found in bed together. Gay or not, Ian Bishop got off lightly. He left West Ham for Man City. Trevor Morley was stabbed by his wife when she found out.

    Andy Cole left Arsenal after being caught pickpocketing from other player's clothes in the dressing room.


    In the 1994 FA Cup Final, United had been awarded a penalty. As Eric Cantona shaped up to take it, cheeky chappie Dennis Wise of Chelsea bet him £500 that he would miss. Eric remained calm, scored and Wisey sent the money round to the United dressing room after the game. (His Mum didn't tell you that on the Premiership, did she?)"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    Best rumour I've ever heard was one that I heard recently. It was that Kevin Keegan was going to save Newcastle!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 17,122 ✭✭✭✭Nalz


    Cantona thing is true isnt it!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 25,953 ✭✭✭✭kryogen


    BaZmO* wrote: »
    Best rumour I've ever heard was one that I heard recently. It was that Kevin Keegan was going to save Newcastle!

    QFT


  • Posts: 5,780 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The best one i heard was Newcastle are a big team :D

    Also Henchoz had to leave Liverpool as hyypia was sleeping with his wife.

    The Ashley Cole, Jermain Defoe gay sex tape.

    Sol Campbell leaving arsenal after a bust up with his boyfriend.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Anything spplattered on the back page of the Sun.

    "Ronaldo.... Real Madrid... 100MILLION!!!"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,784 ✭✭✭redzerdrog


    sol campbell and jenas gay sex romours


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭LostinBlanch


    T
    The Ashley Cole, Jermain Defoe gay sex tape.


    Didn't Ashley Cole threaten to sue the Sun over this? I wonder if it's been dropped? :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,820 ✭✭✭grames_bond


    Galvasean wrote: »
    Anything spplattered on the back page of the Sun.

    hey the sun is a well respected, more often than not truthful newspaper, with a social background, corporate social responsibility and a heart! one newspaper that does steer clear from sensationalist bullsh!t, and should be recognised as such!


  • Posts: 14,379 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    There was a rumour about Beckham which caused a sh*tstorm a few years ago but I cant remember what it was. But hey the Rebecca Loos "rumour" made up for that!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 609 ✭✭✭Dubit10


    Roy keane loves his country;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,643 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Nice Guy


    I liked the one about the FAI being determined to implement the recommendations of the Genesis report.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    hey the sun is a well respected, more often than not truthful newspaper, with a social background, corporate social responsibility and a heart! one newspaper that does steer clear from sensationalist bullsh!t, and should be recognised as such!
    Sarcasm tags please.
    I liked the one about the FAI being determined to implement the recommendations of the Genesis report.

    The bastards.

    My favourite is the one that goes something like "John Delaney has the best interests of Irish football at heart, and isn't a self serving, sniveling little scrote."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    Who was the ex Villa keeper who videod himmself being rogered by his girlfriend wearing a strap on. He then dumped her and she gave the video to a newspaper?

    He left Engalnd after that for some reason :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭Mad_Max


    why that would be stefan postma :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    Mad_Max wrote: »
    why that would be stefan postma :D

    aahh yes, so it was.

    Although I suppose this is not strictly speaking a rumour :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,672 ✭✭✭deman


    The best rumour ever is the one that beens hanging round for at least eight years now.... that this season is Alex Ferguson's last.

    I also met a taxi driver in Derry show showed me a set of false teeth that he took from his glove compartment that "belonged to Peter Beardsley". He had appartently passed out in the back and forgot about his teeth.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,894 ✭✭✭Nunu


    deman wrote: »

    I also met a taxi driver in Derry show showed me a set of false teeth that he took from his glove compartment that "belonged to Peter Beardsley". He had appartently passed out in the back and forgot about his teeth.

    God damn lying Taxi drivers! Beardsley is a teetotaller...but then again who's to say he couldn't have passed out for a non-alcohol related reason :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,077 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    redzerdrog wrote: »
    sol campbell and jenas gay sex romours

    And the Sol Campbell/Stefan Freund rumours form the Spurs days. Apparently they were more than just good 'freunds'.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,227 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    Ba-Dum, Tish.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭Mad_Max


    aahh yes, so it was.

    Although I suppose this is not strictly speaking a rumour :D

    Nope not at all there is some definitive video footage :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    And the Sol Campbell/Stefan Freund rumours form the Spurs days. Apparently they were more than just good 'freunds'.
    He shoots, he scores. Oh its a good un!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    I did like the rumour the tabloids were putting out about Freddie Lundberg. They had photos of him in Hampstead having a coffee and a good laugh with a well groomed younger guy, they were convinced it was his boyfriend as they seemed very close.

    Until it was pointed out that it was actually his brother in London for the weekend :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 34,404 ✭✭✭✭~Rebel~


    Didn't Ashley Cole threaten to sue the Sun over this? I wonder if it's been dropped? :rolleyes:

    He did sue, and won.

    But it does bring us nicely onto the other Ashley rumour of him using a mobile phone as an anal sex toy on himself.

    He claims these rumours were phoney and that he was otherwise engaged at the time of the alleged incident but methinks the lady doth protest too much. Would want to watch out for prostate cancer with that carry-on..

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,077 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    ~Rebel~ wrote: »
    He did sue, and won.

    But it does bring us nicely onto the other Ashley rumour of him using a mobile phone as an anal sex toy on himself.

    He claims these rumours were phoney and that he was otherwise engaged at the time of the alleged incident but methinks the lady doth protest too much. Would want to watch out for prostate cancer with that carry-on..

    Ah here, puns like that are uncalled for. They send out all the wrong signals. I'm sure the rumours were taken out of context anyway.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,784 ✭✭✭redzerdrog


    i almost forgot the rumour that john o shea was a footballer:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 425 ✭✭Brando_ie


    Stekelly wrote: »
    Ba-Dum, Tish.

    Nice... I've always wanted a decent way to type that.... consider it stolen

    But hey... I'll give you a round of applause by way of restitution ..... clap clap clap clap (dammit... that one needs some work also...)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,176 ✭✭✭Unearthly


    People who made up these rumours watched too much Dream Team tbh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Ah here, puns like that are uncalled for. They send out all the wrong signals. I'm sure the rumours were taken out of context anyway.

    -infinity


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,077 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Oh remember those rumours around Gary Breen and Ian Harte? The whole 'going to Inter/Barcelona' thing? That was great.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭LostinBlanch


    ~Rebel~ wrote: »
    He did sue, and won.

    But it does bring us nicely onto the other Ashley rumour of him using a mobile phone as an anal sex toy on himself.

    He claims these rumours were phoney and that he was otherwise engaged at the time of the alleged incident but methinks the lady doth protest too much. Would want to watch out for prostate cancer with that carry-on..

    Really? I thought they were both connected.

    Anyway, it's his call.


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