If you could...

Crumble Froo

be any one character in Season One, for just one episode, which one would you be? what reason would you have for being that character, what do you get to do/say/wear that makes that character in that episode so desirable to be

same question separately for season two and three, please.

Nature Boy

Bob Fossil in series one. Cos his anger is colossal!

monkeyfudge

I think would have to be the Hitcher for all three seasons... and twice in Season 2 for the coconut shy version.

He's a fantastic character.... Completely off the wall, but incredibly threatening as well.

And I like the way he has a completely different back story each time around.

Wreck

Season 1 has to be Bob Fossil, just for the sexy moves!

Every time I watch this I break my sides laughing.

Crumble Froo

personally, i'd love to be vince in the tundra episode. freinds with gary numan, awesome outfit, dance, and i get to hold the polar bear, and be told that a friend loves me. total winner.

feylya

I'll be the polar bear then ^_^

Crumble Froo

i was gonna say that, but the polar bear gets left alone in the end

feylya

But he defeats Jack Frost!

Crumble Froo

and is rewarded for his daring by being left alone anyway.

feylya

There is a lesson to be learnt here...

Anyways:
Season 1 - the Spirit Of Jazz. Seriously, a sharp suit, dreads and a hat. You can't go wrong!
Season 2 - Spider Dijon. 8 cocks. Enough said
Season 3 - The Head Shaman. Sword play and an Extreme Sports Calendar model wife. Nice.

Star Lord

feylya wrote: »

But he defeats Jack Frost!

Sir, you fail.
I think you'll find that he defeated Black Frost...

And I'd be Dixon Bainbridge, so that I could entertain people, do heroic deeds, get chased by a rhino and hide a pistol in my mustache...

Okay, you icy bastard, let's put down some ground rules!

djfitzerjnr

old greg!!!! ''ever drunk baileys from a shoe?'' legendary!!!:L:L

feylya

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

Sir, you fail.
I think you'll find that he defeated Black Frost...

Well done Sir. You passed my test sir.!

Star Lord

Ooh ooh, what do I win?

OldGreg

You win me! You must love me, exactly as I love you!

Crumble Froo

I THINK... AND OOPS... CAPS... this one has taken me a while... series three... i'd have to be... howard. in the power of the crimp episode. purely cos i get to lock gary numan in a wardrobe.

Jay P

It has to be Vince, his hair is actually amazing. Or else the spirit of jazz, he's well cool

Crumble Froo

but vince is in every episode. can you narrow it down a bit?

Star Lord

Jay P wrote: »

It has to be Vince, his hair is actually amazing. Or else the spirit of jazz, he's well cool

Pssst... your hat is on fire! (Or is that just your look?)

Jay P

Crumble Froo wrote: »

but vince is in every episode. can you narrow it down a bit?

Jungle. King of the mods. Noarrow enough?

Crumble Froo

much better. he even outwitted the soundman that episode

thusspakeblixa

I think it'd be great to be Gary Numan, or if he isn't a character, I'd like to be the bear from ''The Hitcher'' so I can dance around to the aforementioned Herr Numan

Crumble Froo

ugh, but imagine having to put up with that jazz funk bass!

thusspakeblixa

Crumble Froo wrote: »

ugh, but imagine having to put up with that jazz funk bass!

If I was the bear I wouldn't have to, as The Bear got angry with the jazz-funk bass

Crumble Froo

but most of the time he was behind bars...

im still not sure who else i would pick for the other sereis...

feylya

Come on, funk bass rocks \o/