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BGRH and Ladies Lounge Beers (4th April) - Updated with pictures

  • 26-02-2008 2:22pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭


    Ladies and Gentlemen, it is time for the social event of the year.

    No, not the annual Bog Snorkelling competition, it's the inaugural BGRH/LL beers.

    Venue: The Bull and Castle (note: NOT the Elephant and Castle)

    Date: Friday the 4th of April

    Time: 5:30pm till late

    We have an area reserved upstairs in the beer hall. Trust me, you will have no problem finding us

    Full details, including a map, are in the link above.

    Note to newbies: It can be hard walking in to a room full or strangers, especially strangers you only know from the internet. We have all been there at some stage, don't let this put you off. If you want to PM me or one of the girls, we can make arrangements to meet you either outside, or somewhere else so you won't have to walk in on your own.

    Don't let this be the reason you miss one helluva good night.

    Teh Rulez:

    Newbies must bring a can of Carnation Condensed Milk. No exceptions. No milk, no entry. If you cannot source a can, pay heed to what the now legend GinnyJo did last time.

    You know the drill, the following are not permitted:
    • Goats
    • Fried Eggs
    • Aprons
    • Red Tights
    • Twister Mats
    • Internet Connected Devices (posting on Boards.ie while at a Beers is just not funny any more)

    Photos - not everybody is an attention whore like me and DesF, so please ask people's permission if you want to take photographs. Accordingly, not everybody wants their picture put on teh interweb, for various reasons (trout's wife actually thinks he is going to his Book Club AGM), so please respect that.

    Video cameras - I think it is a given that nobody wants their drunken escapades captured on video.

    BHRG/LL Beers on the 4th of April - roll call 95 votes

    Yes, I want to surround myself with fine specimens of men/women (delete as appropriate)
    0%
    No, the Brothers Scare me
    64%
    Dr_TeethShiminayroar_ieentropiTom DunneNevynDon1fenrisJackzAgent SmithZaphIrishMikemonkeyfudgeThe Recliner_blank_Lucy LuRozabeezrobinphpanda100Sparky 61 votes
    I will be in Donegal, worrying the sheep
    3%
    [Deleted User]WindSockSW81 3 votes
    I, like totally can't decide
    11%
    LemmingMossy MonkShayK1ShiverinEskimosiodaJackGLadyJHermione*minidazzlerStereophonicLilym 11 votes
    No, the Ladies scare me
    21%
    the_sycotony 2 tonePepe LeFritsMountjoy Muggerjustsomebloke[Deleted User]Tobias GreeshmanLostinBlanchEinstein6thVolvoboyJesus WeptLatchyzuchumgcgirlLouOBMIN2511TragedyIanCurtis**newbie** 20 votes


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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    No, the Brothers Scare me
    WTF is Bod snorkeling?

    Sounds like a risqué party piece involving face masks, an Irish rugby player and an unusual amount of water.

    :eek:

    I'll be at the beers though.

    Chatting up the wimmins.

    Having a bit of a dance.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    No, the Brothers Scare me
    Doh! Bog Snorkelling, it is now.

    Though bod snorkelling sounds, well, interesting......


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 16,186 ✭✭✭✭Maple


    No, the Brothers Scare me
    Like toadally and stuff, i'll be there.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    No, the Brothers Scare me
    n00bz Take Note

    If you are new to these beers, if this is your first one, you are required to bring
    with you ONE (1) Can of Carnation Condensed Milk*

    This is what it looks like.

    It will be left on a table in the vicinity of everyone, so we can be easily recognised.

    2269970310_95190f11a5.jpg

    Furthermore, Carnation Evaporated Milk will not be acceptable.

    *you may also "create" a can of this. Using artistic skill and innovation.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    No, the Brothers Scare me
    excellent, ill take the t-shirt out of its display case now:)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    No, the Brothers Scare me
    excellent, ill take the t-shirt out of its display case now:)
    You better bring Banoffee this time.

    You just better.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,324 ✭✭✭✭Cathmandooo


    No, the Brothers Scare me
    DesF wrote: »
    I'll be at the beers though.

    Chatting up the wimmins.

    Having a bit of a dance.:D

    whooop whooop :D

    I'll be there!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    No, the Brothers Scare me
    DesF wrote: »
    You better bring Banoffee this time.

    You just better.

    thats a roger


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    No, the Brothers Scare me
    Woohoo! Yep I'm pretty sure I can get to this one! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,324 ✭✭✭✭Cathmandooo


    No, the Brothers Scare me
    oh I do know where that is, beside jurys with burdocks* down the lil alley/road?





    *mightnt be burdocks but tis some fine chippery


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    No, the Brothers Scare me
    DesF wrote: »
    n00bz Take Note

    If you are new to these beers, if this is your first one, you are required to bring
    with you ONE (1) Can of Carnation Condensed Milk*

    This is what it looks like.

    It will be left on a table in the vicinity of everyone, so we can be easily recognised.

    2269970310_95190f11a5.jpg

    Furthermore, Carnation Evaporated Milk will not be acceptable.

    *you may also "create" a can of this. Using artistic skill and innovation.

    Fear not, Brother DesF, I was going to put the rules up nearer the time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    No, the Ladies scare me
    It's unlikly that i will be able attend the function (i'll be in dublin the following week ..|DOH ) so i would like to send a can of carnation condensed milk with the kindess of regards to the address showing .

    *ps - mine will stand out with all the rust and use by date * :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    Where's the option for those of us living in Tyrone? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    No, the Brothers Scare me
    smashey wrote: »
    Where's the option for those of us living in Tyrone? :D

    Look under "also known to worry sheep".

    Damn, I was thinking of muffler.

    Again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    No, the Brothers Scare me
    I swear by all things holy i will be there with banoffie pie and brownies!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,957 ✭✭✭trout


    No, the Brothers Scare me
    smashey wrote: »
    Where's the option for those of us living in Tyrone? :D

    Ehhh ... move ?


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭Ginny


    Ah feck, 4th is really out for me now, have a good one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,407 ✭✭✭✭justsomebloke


    No, the Ladies scare me
    Jules wrote: »
    I swear by all things holy i will be there with brownies!

    if you do I will love you forever;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,957 ✭✭✭trout


    No, the Brothers Scare me
    This poll is flawed ... where is the option for "No ... the Ladies Loungers scare me" :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,407 ✭✭✭✭justsomebloke


    No, the Ladies scare me
    trout wrote: »
    This poll is flawed ... where is the option for "No ... the Ladies Loungers scare me" :confused:

    Don't worry brother trout as the truth of the matter is they are more scared of you then you are of them*


    *and that's without even taking me in the equation


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    No, the Brothers Scare me
    ill try and get a noob, and workmate; armageddon to come along


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    No, the Brothers Scare me
    trout wrote: »
    This poll is flawed ... where is the option for "No ... the Ladies Loungers scare me" :confused:

    Sorted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,957 ✭✭✭trout


    No, the Brothers Scare me
    Ummm ...before I vote ... will that Canadian bicep poking lady be there :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    No, the Brothers Scare me
    trout wrote: »
    Ummm ...before I vote ... will that Canadian bicep poking lady be there :confused:

    Oh, I hope she will.

    Ask Dr. Stragelove, she is his friend. Though I believe she is a lurker.

    *waves at Random Canadian Lady whom I accused of being American*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,957 ✭✭✭trout


    No, the Brothers Scare me
    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    Oh, I hope she will.

    I kinda hope so too ... she was hawt. And scary. Mostly hawt.

    Hawt and scary. Mmmmm :cool:

    OK ... I'm in


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    No, the Brothers Scare me
    trout wrote: »
    I kinda hope so too ... she was hawt. And scary. Mostly hawt.

    Hawt and scary. Mmmmm :cool:

    OK ... I'm in

    And she had a strangely attractive mustache.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 591 ✭✭✭sidneykidney


    No, the Brothers Scare me
    As a noobie i hope to be there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,957 ✭✭✭trout


    No, the Brothers Scare me
    As a noobie i hope to be there.

    Great.

    Are you by any chance a bicep poking hawt and scary moustache wielding Canadian lady ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    No, the Brothers Scare me
    I'll be there for sure.

    Can't wait! Brother Tom, can we have a burger king date again like last time? That really helped the last time.

    Also, I'll be boyfriendless and will have to get the nitelink back to my parents house that night. It'll be like going back in time! :)


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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    trout wrote: »
    This poll is flawed ... where is the option for "No ... the Ladies Loungers scare me" :confused:

    +1

    Dont think i can make this one but i am sure you will all cope without me :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,957 ✭✭✭trout


    No, the Brothers Scare me
    watna wrote: »
    I'll be boyfriendless and will have to get the nitelink back to my parents house that night.

    do you keep spare boyfriends in your parents house ? in the garage mebbe ? :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 591 ✭✭✭sidneykidney


    No, the Brothers Scare me
    trout wrote: »
    Great.

    Are you by any chance a bicep poking hawt and scary moustache wielding Canadian lady ?

    I could be you will just have to wait and see


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    No, the Brothers Scare me
    trout wrote: »
    do you keep spare boyfriends in your parents house ? in the garage mebbe ? :confused:

    Nah, (although a good backup idea). He's buggering off for 6 weeks before we go to NZ and I'm moving back in with my parents so i don't have to pay for anything. Will be very weird. I'll have to be as quiet as possible coming in the door and then I'll drunkenly stumble around making super noodles in the kitchen, then I'll spill the noodles all over the hall on my way to bed and leave them there til the morning and then lying to my mum the next day that I didn't drink that much I had a bad burger while she evilly laughs. It'll be like I'm 18 again!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    No, the Brothers Scare me
    Beer? Wimmins? Right across the street from Burdock's?

    I love it when a plan comes together *chews cigar*

    I'm in!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    No, the Ladies scare me
    Will everyone have a tshirt with their avatar and boardsname printed on it?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    No, the Brothers Scare me
    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Will everyone have a tshirt with their avatar and boardsname printed on it?

    No, last time we all turned up in our lucky y-fronts and Superman capes.

    Oh, and Timberline boots.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,324 ✭✭✭✭Cathmandooo


    No, the Brothers Scare me
    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Will everyone have a tshirt with their avatar and boardsname printed on it?

    no but it's easy to get used to names, altho you may come home knowing either one or the other (real name or boardsname) and be a bit stuck when on boards after!

    *must avoid cameras this time*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,905 ✭✭✭Rob_l


    There are too many rules so I cant attend!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,407 ✭✭✭✭justsomebloke


    No, the Ladies scare me
    I wonder will there be any wimmins who don't post on this forum at the beers.


    Also where would one find a Mr Tickle t-shirt big enough to fit me


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭Ginny


    For a minute there when I read jsbs post I thought we had to dress up as our avatars...:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,324 ✭✭✭✭Cathmandooo


    No, the Brothers Scare me
    GinnyJo wrote: »
    For a minute there when I read jsbs post I thought we had to dress up as our avatars...:D

    you so should ;):D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    No, the Brothers Scare me
    GinnyJo wrote: »
    For a minute there when I read jsbs post I thought we had to dress up as our avatars...:D

    Feel free to do that.

    Feel free ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    No, the Brothers Scare me
    GinnyJo wrote: »
    For a minute there when I read jsbs post I thought we had to dress up as our avatars...:D

    Oh, bejaysus do.

    Please.

    ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,407 ✭✭✭✭justsomebloke


    No, the Ladies scare me
    well I won't be standing up anytime soon then


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    No, the Brothers Scare me
    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    Oh, bejaysus do.

    Please.

    ;)
    Are you going to come as a cow?

    I already look like my avatar.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,324 ✭✭✭✭Cathmandooo


    No, the Brothers Scare me
    jsb wrote: »
    well I won't be standing up anytime soon then

    Not again :rolleyes:
    DesF wrote: »
    Are you going to come as a cow?

    I already look like my avatar.

    the BGRH moo-derator ;) *tshirt idea Lucy* :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    No, the Brothers Scare me
    DesF wrote: »
    Are you going to come as a cow?

    I already look like my avatar.

    If that's what it takes.

    But who will be my, erm, behind?

    Any volunteers?

    A side note: if any of the Ladies Loungers are reading this and are not quite used to us, we are doing our best to scare them off.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    DesF wrote: »
    Are you going to come as a cow?

    I already look like my avatar.

    err.... your avatar has a little bit too much hair tbh - are you going to get a wig, i might go then :eek:


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭Ginny


    I would not inflict that sight on anyone!!

    I am 99% sure I can't make it anyhow, but it would be hilarious if yis did dress up..:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭LostinBlanch


    No, the Ladies scare me
    I'll try and make it, but I've got to invigilate exam that night.


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